Pink Honor

Pink Honor

(2.5m)   by Jenaelah

Comedy Monologues   (32881 Views 2 Comments)

 What? You've got to be kidding me, right're joking I hope. If not, oh if not, let me tell you what. I cannot believe this how did this happen, why did it have to happen, to me the wonderful and marvelous me? Why would you let this go unnoticed Erica? I can't believe my best friend would let me go like this... why didn't you tell me? I would have been thankful, not mad. Why didn't you just tell me Emma? You really could have. How dare you not tell me Eliza,(pause) tell me that I wasn't matching. The blouse I'm wearing is a pale pink and my skirt is a dark pink, I just wasn't thinking this morning, Eve because you remember, right? If not I'll tell you about it again, my dog Chanel has to get snipped because he impregnated that hideous mutt, and I can only hope he is okay so that's why I couldn't concentrate, what was I talking about, oh yes.This is unbelievable Emilia. They should have a store in my honor of course, so things like this don't go unnoticed like they did for (pause) me, the store would have different sections for the different shades of pink, the lightest pink almost white, the pale pinks, the bright pinks, the hot pinks , the deep pinks, and the basic pink. So that of course my pink clothes could always and most definitely match. That's actually a really good idea! I'm going to sell that idea, anyways why didn't you tell me? We are best friends, Elena! Please say something, I'm not mad anymore, you may speak. (shocked) Wait, you're telling me that my clothes do match, and that I've been ranting on and on about this, when you were just trying to compliment my color contrast. Oops, sorry. Well sounds like a personal problem Emily. see you tomorrow, try to match tomorrow and don't scare me like that and finish your sentences from now on. Okay, bye... (pause) It's Edgar, right?

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Please give credit to my fake name, Jenaelah Jay I'm a freshman in high school and don't want to put my name out there, thanks a lot!

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Submitted by Phoebz (not verified) on Mon, 03/23/2015 - 23:15
i dont understand the last part where she says its edgar right? its a good typical monologue but i feel theres a little too much confusion somewhere splendid work though!
Submitted by Miguel Perez on Mon, 12/28/2015 - 12:21
This is pretty good, well done. I'm just browsing around, but I'm thinking about using this for an audition.

2.5m Comedy Monologues - Pink Honor