One Way Street

One Way Street

(2m)   by SuperFun
 

Comedy Monologues   (62071 Views 13 Comments)

Janice has just called Cheryl with another problem. She is more of a talker than a listener, and as always has something to complain about. Cheryl on the other hand, has an active life, full of meaningful relationships and always busy. Somehow I get the feeling that Janice needs Cheryl, more than the other way around.

Janice: (On the Phone) Hey, girl! Sorry I haven't called you back. My Mom's throwing a fit again. Two weeks ago, it was because I snuck out at night to go to a party out on the beach, last week because I skipped school to go to the mall, and now today because she found that pack of cigarettes I had hidden in my underwear drawer...she shouldn't be in my room anyways. (Beat) Oh, yeah, tell me about it! Thank goodness I have you to talk too; otherwise I'd surely lose my mind. It's not easy being understood nowadays. (Beat) I'm O.K. I guess. It's more annoying than anything else. I just feel like curling-up and falling asleep when this happens. You think everything will be O.K.? Really...thanks girl. I appreciate your encouragement. You're always there for me...you're the best friend a girl could ever have...you make me feel so...Hello? Hello? (To the Audience) Why, that little tramp hung-up on me again!

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Submitted by TwilightLover4Ever (not verified) on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:08
Ok, no offense, but that sucks! Well, the last part of it was kinda funny when she hung up on her friend, but other than that. It sucked!
Submitted by SarahRWilde on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 09:25
what the hell. I didnt think it was that bad a little chessy not funny but not terrible
Submitted by restisaweapon on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 07:04
It needs to be played with a bit. First off, it is a skit not a comedic monologue. Bring some humor into it maybe through Cheryl doing some talking
Submitted by TotalDarknessIn... (not verified) on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 00:51
This is, by far, the WORST monologue I have ever read in my entire life. Very boring. I find there to be no humor at all. Very uneventful, the characters are not explored well enough...basically, this is EXTREMELY bad!!! You are not cut out for writing monologues at this point in time.
Submitted by Boho (not verified) on Sun, 08/25/2013 - 12:13
Can I use this?
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2m Comedy Monologues - One Way Street