Kavi Sampat Telangi

Kavi Sampat Telangi

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Introduction:

According to recently found historical evidences it is confirmed that there was a poet whose name was Sampat. Kavi Sampat was apparently pissed off at Akbar and Birbal. So as a revenge he used to put posters having his poetic couplets which apparently took potshots at Akbar and Birbal at night on the walls of Agra . The citizens used to read them in the morning and laugh out loud. Below are some of them. Please be noted that these are translated versions and may contain some mistakes. Thanks.

The story behind the grudge:

Akbar once expressed his desire to some famous play from Vijayanagar. His request was granted by king of Vijayanagar who sent his most famous troupe to Delhi to enact a famous play. When the hero came on the stage, suddenly Akbar started laughing and he was joined by Birbal and rest of the people. The reason was that hero had a moustache and everyone in North knows that hero can't have a mustache. Seeing this the troupe felt insulted and they walked out of the court. Akbar could care less as he was rolling on the floor and laughing like there is no tomorrow. The whole troupe left but one person stayed behind with the sole intention of revenge and that was Sri Kavi Sampat Telangi.

Couplets (Shayari):

 Akbar Tere Raaj Mein

Jab Birbal Kare Chori

Tab Kaise Nahane Jaye Akele

Ganga Kinare Gori

Akbar Tera Birbal

Ho Gaya Hain Chichora

Gori Ka Peecha Chod Diya

Ab Taadne laga hain Gora

Akbar Poore Hindustan Par

Badme Soch

Kaise Lagayega Tu Apna Chapa

Pehle Pooch Apne Bete Se

Ki Kyu Fire Woh Agra Ki Galiyon Mein

Kehte Birbal Ko Papa

Din Mein Tujhe Hasaye

Raat Mein Teri Biwi Ko Behlaye

Akbar Tera Birbal

Makdee se bhi accha jaal failaye

Akbar Tu Gaata Rahan

Akela Dilbar Dilbar

Teri Begum Hi Nahin

Anarkali Bhi Le Gaya Birbal

Akbar Tere Navratnon Mein

Kyu Hain Birbal

Etne Kareeb Na Rakh Usse

Ki Papa Bulane Lage

Usse tere bacche kal

Akbar teri halat ho gayi hain aise aaj kal

Ki Sabha Ka Raja Hain Tu

Aur Sabhi Ka Raja Hain Birbal

Akbar Tu Tha Sultan

Ab ayaa tu sadak Par

Mere Lakh Kehane Ke Bavjood

Jo Rakha Tune Birbal Ko

Sar Pe Bitha Kar

Jiske Paas Goggle Ho

Usko Chasme Ki Kya Jaroorat

Jiska Dost Birbal Ho

Usko Dushman Ki Kya Jaroorat

Akbar Main Deta Hoon

Tujhe Naseeyat

Kyunki Najuk Hain

Teri Tabiyaat

Ki eske pehle ki khaye tu chot

Samajh Le Ki Birbal Ko Chahiye Bas Note

Sunlo bhai mughalon ka haal

Akbar Nikale Biwi ki khaal

Kyunke Bistar par mila Birbal ka baal

Nikambe Jab Raj Kare

Toh Desh Ki Halat Aise Hoti Ke

Akbar Cheene Garib Ki Roti

Aur Birbal Khiche Akbar Ki Biwi Ki Choti

Akbar Tu Kahe Apne Aap Ko Praja Pati

Pooch Le Apne Biwi Ko Kaun Hain Uska Pati

Naam Joh Le Tera Toh Jhooti Hain

Kar Dena Sati

Naam Joh Le  Birbal Ka

Toh Ho gayee nadaan se galati

De Rahan Hoon Jo Khabar

Woh Dhyan Se Sun Akbar

Mithi Bol Bole Tujhse

Aur Mithai Khayey Teri Biwi Sang Birbal

Akbar Tu Yeh Kya Musibat Sar Par Laya Hain

Kyu Birbal Tere Sar Par Chaya Hain

Woh Toh Shaitan Ka Taya Hain

Saap Se Dosti Bas Ek Maaya Hain

Akbar Tu Kare Hasrat

Poore Jahan Ka Shahenshah Banneki

Toh Birbal Kare Hasrat

Bas Tere Biwi Ke Saath Kasrat Karne Ki

Akbar Tere Eshare Par Naache Hum

 Aur Birbal Ke Pyar Mein Pagal Hoke

 Naache Teri Begum

Chin aur Arab Mein

Faili Yeh Baat

Joh Din Mein Akbar Ke Saath

Leke Haaton Mein Haath

Woh bitaye Birbal ke saath raat

Akbar Tere Dimag Ki Haalat Dekhke

Mujhe Lagta Hain Har Pal

Ki Banega Raja Birbal

Aaj Nahin Toh Kal

         Tu Sultan

         Par Main Hairan

         Sunke Sabhi Hoton Par

         Birbal Ka Naam

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