Hot TSA Agents

Hot TSA Agents

(1.5m)   by Droine

Comedy Monologues   (40387 Views 2 Comments)

Why doesn't TSA just hire really Hot Security agents?

What guy wouldn't want Christina Aguilera or Catherine Jeta-Jones giving him an "aggressive" body search ? For the women, George Clooney or Brad Pitt, or if they want it a little rough, how about Mel Gibson?

Of course the lines at security could get a bit crowded. There'd be folks lining up for a frisk who aren't actually flying anywhere.

Imagine Lady Gaga in a meat suit groping the President of PETA! Talk about entertainment!

Of course, at my age I'd probably get Sally Fields or Opra...

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Submitted by Scott Jenkins (not verified) on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 01:52
Mr. Roine, I would really like to use this piece for an audition for a community theater show. I will absolutely give you full credit for your work. I do thank you in advance for your consideration. Scott Jenkins
Submitted by Don Roine (not verified) on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:19
Hi Scott, Feel free to use parts or all of the script, or twist it to fit your personality. I do appreciate the credit. Thanks for asking! Good luck! Don Roine

1.5m Comedy Monologues - Hot TSA Agents