Grandparents-They Say We Need Help

Grandparents-They Say We Need Help

(1.5m)   by Rainfire

Comedy Monologues   (123035 Views 29 Comments)


My grandparents are always talking about how young children these days always need their help, like with manners and clothing, and apparently I always need a haircut! But you know what I'm not the one that needs help!

Just the other day, my grandma got an account on Facebook, so right away I blocked her- just like I do with all my other family members- but of course when she FINALLY!!!!!! figures out how to use the search box, she can't find me, so she calls me down and asks why I'm not on her list, of course with my quick thinking, and wits I tell her that while I was on my computer when a bright ray of light came through our window and blew up our computer! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! of course she believes this and says that she had to call my mother right away. I jumped to my feet and told her I'll get it, so I grab the phone, dial in a fake number and start to talk.

"Hi mom" (pause) "Yep it's me, just calling because Grandma wanted to hear about the computer" (pause) "Uh huh, all right I'll tell her that" I put down the phone and turned to my grandma and say "It's all right, the maintenance guy just arrived" my grandma sighs in relief and goes back to the computer.

The next day, I was on my page, when I found a picture of me while I was in the bathtub when I was two!, and underneath it was a comment saying "I guess your computer got fixed, because I found you" but of course I didn't recognize the profile, so I started to freak out, that's when I found out that my grandma made a fake account so she could be my friend. Hmmmmmmmmm...... maybe I am the one who needs help after all.... 

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Hey guys, hope you like it, it's my first one, if anythings wrong with it let me know! :)

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Submitted by Rosie (not verified) on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 09:54
hey really great, love it, it's great for first time
Submitted by ANUSHKA (not verified) on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:47
just perfect
Submitted by Rainfire on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 08:45
@ANUSHKA this for supporting me it was my first me and my friend are working on another
Submitted by Funny Man 101 (not verified) on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 04:52
I love it you should make more i will use it whenever i audition
Submitted by Rainfire on Thu, 04/04/2013 - 13:06
@Funny Man 101 thanks so much i have another one coming out soon hope you'll enjoy it as much as this one oh and I forgot to thank you as well Rosie
Submitted by Makayla (not verified) on Sun, 04/07/2013 - 08:41
Could I by any chance use this for an audition I, of course, credit you for your brilliant piece?
Submitted by Cormac (not verified) on Mon, 05/06/2013 - 14:01
Hello! I'm auditioning for an advanced drama course next year and I would love to use this awesome monologue! It will definitely outline my skill set! If you would like more information about its use email me back, I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Thank you!
Submitted by Cormac (not verified) on Mon, 05/06/2013 - 14:04
ahh.. I had to insert my email in the slot above, so I figured it would be readily available for you..whoops! Been drowned in work recently with school. My monologue performance is in two days and research essay due Friday! Anyway, I'd love to use this in my audition, it's hilarious!
Submitted by Zavier (not verified) on Wed, 05/08/2013 - 10:24
Hey this monologue is really funny. I was wondering if I could use this for my acting audition I have to do in front a big crowd. This would be perfect!
Submitted by Rainfire on Fri, 05/10/2013 - 13:20
oh @Makayla and @Cormac and @Zavier of course you guys can use it srry for responding so late I've been SUPER BUSY and totally forgot about this oh and for future reference anyone who is reading this you can use it except for Loverbeatboy I don't give YOU permission
Submitted by Amber (not verified) on Thu, 05/30/2013 - 05:18
This is so funny! We are having a hard time finding a funny monologue for my 12 year old son and this is perfect! Would you mind if he uses it?
Submitted by Rainfire on Sun, 06/02/2013 - 03:43
oh yes of course Amber yuo can totally use I hope he does great best luck to you all
Submitted by Rcounts on Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:08
Can I I Use this monologue for a class I am trying out for? I really like it!
Submitted by Rainfire on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:47
Rcounts yes you can use it, good luck
Submitted by Crystal (not verified) on Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:37
I would love to use this piece for my 12 yr old daughter for an audition...may I?
Submitted by Rainfire on Tue, 07/02/2013 - 07:02
Crystal of course you can use (for any other users, this script is free no need to ask)
Submitted by Taylah Marino (not verified) on Thu, 09/26/2013 - 19:43
That was a really good one thx for sharing and keep posting u r really good keep smiling
Submitted by Connie (not verified) on Fri, 09/27/2013 - 11:27
Do u mind if I use this peice of work for my drama/comedian class please
Submitted by SP (not verified) on Mon, 12/09/2013 - 12:58
Hi! I really liked your piece, good work! I would really like to use it for an upcoming competition, are you okay with that? Thanks in advance!
Submitted by Ronald merritt (not verified) on Tue, 02/04/2014 - 11:33
hi I really like this, can I use this?
Submitted by Aakarsh 2211 YO.. (not verified) on Sun, 02/09/2014 - 00:27
awesome.......its just jhakaas........please upload more..........i'm loving it.........
Submitted by Rainfire on Mon, 03/03/2014 - 12:55
thank you to everyone you has complemented this, you have all just made my day
Submitted by Tony (not verified) on Mon, 03/03/2014 - 19:11
Is this from a published play?
Submitted by CLIVE (not verified) on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 07:10
are you working with EVE?
Submitted by Shenan Banks on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 04:17
This is very funny, thank you for allowing us to use it.
Submitted by Daniela Olafsson (not verified) on Sun, 11/02/2014 - 01:05
I like modern stuff for the students!! It's cool!
Submitted by CowRabies on Sun, 02/22/2015 - 10:49
May I use this monologue for a performance at school? It wont be used for money or anything I just need to use it to audition.
Submitted by Cody (not verified) on Sat, 05/09/2015 - 16:21
I'm trying out for a 4n6 team this is just what I need for tryouts may I pleasw use it
Submitted by MERMANTHA (not verified) on Fri, 01/08/2016 - 00:13
just read the comments, ITS A FREE SCRIPT, u can use!

1.5m Comedy Monologues - Grandparents-They Say We Need Help