Just once, I would like to change it up once in a while. Like when you are on a customer service call and they are having trouble understanding the spelling of your name....try this.
Rep: Can you spell that for me?
You :Sure that's Paul. P as in adapt...A as in realms....U as in assault and L as in fault. Did you get that?
See what happens when you get stuff sent to your house in the name of Araf.