Heavy Petting Zoo Song

Heavy Petting Zoo Song

(1m)   by gritt brewer
 

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you can fondle a sheep molest a goat
pull off a donkey or finger a stoat
lick out a chicken goose a goose
rub your balls off a cow or rim a moose
for you can do what you want to do
at the heavy petting zoo
at every pen and every enclosure
grunting and groaning and much exposure
you can do what you want to do
at the heavy petting zoo

you can badger a badger groom a dog
dally with a llama felch a frog
cuddle a koala give a partridge a grope
teabag a otter all while disrobed
for you can do what you want to do
at the heavy petting zoo
its a place where you are never blue
some of them have horns and so will you
you can do what you want to do
at the heavy petting zoo

squeeze the glands of a eland
maybe blow a flamingo
be kind of menacing to hunks of venison
have a probe of a antelope
you can blow your stack with something that quacks
tickle the sack of a rhesus macaque
for you can do what you want to do
at the heavy petting zoo
you can leave reality for some bestiality
you can do what you want to do at the heavy petting zoo

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Script Length: Post date: Script Market:
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Author's Message

this is a filthy song which probably limits its appeal as a song for childrens entertainers which is a pity because it mentions lots of nice animals


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1m Comedy Skits - Heavy Petting Zoo Song