hair why ain't you there song

hair why ain't you there song

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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hey hair you just went away, did'nt linger and fade to grey

left me to ponder future wiggy days, oh hair why ain't you there

now I'm patchy like a old mat, gonna have to get me a hat

for people will feel compelled to pat, oh hair why ain't you there

 

guess my hair got lazy and said lets stop,cos when i grow i get the chop

dammed slacker follicles out they drop, oh hair why ain't you there

my fallow crown going to seed, any cure sounds good to me

heard the pube is a hardier breed, oh hair why ain't you there

 

all that remains is but a few, i spoil them as i have to do

individually they're combed and shampooed , oh hair why ain't you there

my last hair when its deceased, is going on the mantelpiece

how I'm going to stuff it is a mystery, oh hair why ain't you there

 

everyday a thought comes to pass, my hair is dumb to move on mass

to populate the crack of my ass, oh hair why ain't you there

for its just above where its slack, everywhere else for it i have a knack

i think of this as i comb my back, oh hair why ain't you there

 

for all those folk who cut my hair, who never said things were looking bare

you bastards all deserve the chair, oh hair why ain't you there

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amazing I have so little hair, yet dandruff for some reason has stayed incredibly loyal

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1.5m Comedy Skits - hair why ain't you there song