Calling All Squid Lovers!

Calling All Squid Lovers!

(3.5m)   by Frostire
 

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Characters: Amanda - A teenager/ young woman (13-30 years old) babysitting two kids. She hates children and hates her job. She has a strange love for squids.

Brett - an 8 year old boy (can be played by anyone ages 7-11) who loves to play games with his sister

Molly - a 6 year old girl (can be played by anyone ages 5-9) who loves to make fun of her brother

Summary:

Amanda hates babysitting with a passion. When she has to babysit two young children, things get weird. The three of them end up playing a game called the yes game, where Amanda confesses her love for squids.

AMANDA

Okay, let's just make this clear. I don't want to be here babysitting you guys, I don't like children, and I don't want you strange creatures to talk to me. (silence) Are we clear? (more silence) You can say yes.

BRETT

Yes.

MOLLY

Yes.

BRETT

Hey, sis, wanna play the yes game?

MOLLY

Yes!

BRETT

We didn't start yet.

MOLLY

I know.

BRETT

I'm older, so I get to go first.

MOLLY

You're only 8.

BRETT

Yeah, so what? Your only 6.

MOLLY

Fine. Amanda can go first.

AMANDA

I thought I told you disgusting little monsters not to talk to me. I have to catch up on the latest issue of Squid Fancy magazine.

BRETT

Can you please play with us?

MOLLY

Please?

AMANDA

Fine, little urchents. I'll play with you, but only out of pity for your young, little souls.

MOLLY and BRETT

Okay.

AMANDA

So, how does this game work?

BRETT

You have to ask another person a question, and they have to say yes. If they say anything else, then they are out.

MOLLY

Amanda, you go first!

AMANDA

Who do I ask?

BRETT

You can ask anyone.

AMANDA

Molly, are you a stupid little beast?

MOLLY

Yes. Brett, are you a girl? (laughs)

BRETT

Yes. Amanda, do you like the color blue?

AMANDA

Yes. Brett, are you an annoying creature?

BRETT

Yes. Molly, are you a cat?

MOLLY

Yes. Brett, are you a pretty princess?

BRETT

Yes. Amanda, are you a glittery pig?

AMANDA

Yes. Molly, are you a strange species?

MOLLY

Yes. Brett, do you go potty in your sleep?

BRETT

Yes. Amanda, do you hate squids?

AMANDA

N- y- NOOOOO!!! I can't do this! I love squids! I could never, ever, ever betray my little squidicakes. I mean, yes.

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3.5m Comedy Skits - Calling All Squid Lovers!