Buddies

Buddies

(6m)   by Lenard
 

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Peter exits the store. It's dark and all of a sudden Steve shows up with a knife in his hand. Steve jumps in front of Peter.
Steve: Give me your money! Hurry!
Peter: I don't have any cash on me, dude.
Steve: Bullshit. Empty your pockets!
Peter takes out his wallet and opens it up.
Peter: See? No cash. Only credit cards.
Steve: I don't take no credit cards. Do you have a wristwatch?
Peter: Wrong century, dude. Who the hell carries a wristwatch anymore?
Steve: You have to have something on you that's worth some money.
Peter: Hm. I have an idea.
Peter goes to the soda machine by the wall. He shakes it gently and hits it twice with his leg. All of a sudden coins start jingling down the machine slot and onto the concrete.
Steve: What the hell?
Steve kneels down and starts putting coins in his pockets.
Steve: Ow whee. It's raining money. Vegas baby, Vegas!
Peter: Obviously you haven't been to Vegas in a long time.
Steve wants to use both hands for picking, so he hands his knife to Peter.
Steve: Here. Hold this.
Peter takes the knife and puts it in his pocket.
Peter: Dude, is this robbery going to take long? I have to be somewhere.
Steve: Let me hug you first. You're a lifesaver.
Steve gets up and looks at Peter.
Steve: Wait a minute. Peter?
Peter: Do I know you?
Steve: It's me. Steve.
Peter: Steve? High school Steve?
Steve: Haha, how the hell are you man?
Peter: What are you doing robing people? Don't you know it's bad.
Steve: Oh it's just a little hobby of mine. Look at you man, all grown up. I haven't seen you since you broke up with that nun, what was her name?
Peter: Whoa, whoa, hold on there cowboy. I did a lot of crazy stuff in my past but I never dated any nuns.
Steve: You are Peter Mccalley, the Irish?
Peter: Nuh huh. I'm Peter Gorowsky the Polish.
Steve: But, but, how's that possible. You knew my name.
Peter: Listen dude. Everybody knows somebody named Steve. It's the most common name. It's like knowing a girl named Maria.
Steve: I don't know any Maria.
Peter: Whatever dude. I'm out of here.
Steve: Don't you dare walk away from me while I'm robbing you.
Peter leaves.
Steve: Yeah, keep walking you little bitch. Hey, give me back my knife.
Peter (from distance): I'm not giving it back. You should stop robbing people. That's bad.
Steve: Oh yeah. And you should stop robbing the soda machines. Coca cola people are gonna go bankrupt because of you.
Peter is already gone.
Steve: How the hell did he do that?
Steve goes back to soda machine and hits it. Nothing happens.
Steve kneel to look under the machine and all the coins drop from his pockets.
Steve: God damn!

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Submitted by anthropology girll (not verified) on Tue, 10/22/2013 - 12:16
I was looking for a good middle school acting script; and instead I got all this curse words and stuff like that. My principal or parents will not be happy about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by John (not verified) on Thu, 11/12/2015 - 01:23
Peter exits the store. It's dark and all of a sudden Steve shows up with a knife in his hand. Steve jumps in front of Peter. Steve: Give me your money! Hurry! Peter: I don't have any cash on me, dude. Steve: Bullshit. Empty your pockets! Peter takes out his wallet and opens it up. Peter: See? No cash. Only credit cards. Steve: I don't take no credit cards. Do you have a wristwatch? Peter: Wrong century, dude. Who the hell carries a wristwatch anymore? Steve: You have to have something on you that's worth some money. Peter: Hm. I have an idea. Peter goes to the soda machine by the wall. He shakes it gently and hits it twice with his leg. All of a sudden coins start jingling down the machine slot and onto the concrete. Steve: What the hell? Steve kneels down and starts putting coins in his pockets. Steve: Ow whee. It's raining money. Vegas baby, Vegas! Peter: Obviously you haven't been to Vegas in a long time. Steve wants to use both hands for picking, so he hands his knife to Peter. Steve: Here. Hold this. Peter takes the knife and puts it in his pocket. Peter: Dude, is this robbery going to take long? I have to be somewhere. Steve: Let me hug you first. You're a lifesaver. Steve gets up and looks at Peter. Steve: Wait a minute. Peter? Peter: Do I know you? Steve: It's me. Steve. Peter: Steve? High school Steve? Steve: Haha, how the hell are you man? Peter: What are you doing robing people? Don't you know it's bad. Steve: Oh it's just a little hobby of mine. Look at you man, all grown up. I haven't seen you since you broke up with that nun, what was her name? Peter: Whoa, whoa, hold on there cowboy. I did a lot of crazy stuff in my past but I never dated any nuns. Steve: You are Peter Mccalley, the Irish? Peter: Nuh huh. I'm Peter Gorowsky the Polish. Steve: But, but, how's that possible. You knew my name. Peter: Listen dude. Everybody knows somebody named Steve. It's the most common name. It's like knowing a girl named Maria. Steve: I don't know any Maria. Peter: Whatever dude. I'm out of here. Steve: Don't you dare walk away from me while I'm robbing you. Peter leaves. Steve: Yeah, keep walking you little bitch. Hey, give me back my knife. Peter (from distance): I'm not giving it back. You should stop robbing people. That's bad. Steve: Oh yeah. And you should stop robbing the soda machines. Coca cola people are gonna go bankrupt because of you. Peter is already gone. Steve: How the hell did he do that? Steve goes back to soda machine and hits it. Nothing happens. Steve kneel to look under the machine and all the coins drop from his pockets. Steve: God damn!

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