God Series: God As a Manager

God Series: God As a Manager

(2m)   by ballekumar
 

Comedy Monologues   (46028 Views 7 Comments)

A God is like a manager who will never take the blame. He is just perfect and you are reporting to him and its always your fault. If there is something wrong going on then it is YOU who are responsible and not God. If you didn't cause it then you didn't take steps to stop it. If you took steps to stop it then you were not proactive enough to stop it from happening. If you caused it then is is either your actions or inactions. If you can't identify what caused it then it is your karma that caused it. If nothing then your manager is just testing you for some after life award. What is this after life award? Speculate! Speculate! Manager makes sure that the award remains a secret. No one who has got it can give an interview or write a reveal all memoir.He is remotely managing everything. No body knows where 'remote' is. YOU work and then someone else get's your paycheck .It is again your fault, you didn't make sure that you should get paid or may be you didn't deserve it. What GOD does? What are his responsibilities? Does anyone know that? Worst, God never told us what we should do? Imagine being hired at a place and you don't know what to do. Yes there are manuals called 'Religions' but they confuse you more. A manual often contradicts the other. If the manual doesn't get you killed then another employee who is reading some other manual or may be the same might kill you. It is said that Manager's son once showed up and got himself crucified for your mistakes. Mistakes which you could not have done because you were not even hired in the first place. Still Worst, in here everyone fears a sudden promotion.

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Submitted by sreeyadevarakonda (not verified) on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 17:13
wonderfull and funny skit
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:59
@sreeyadevarakonda Thanks a lot for your appreciation. Take care.
Submitted by sophie (not verified) on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:43
i like this...
Submitted by ballekumar on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 13:54
@sophie Thank you. I appreciate your comment a lot. Take care.
Submitted by harshit (not verified) on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:28
i am in class 7 and i need a skit which can impress mam but it is complicated i would be thankfull if u put up an easy skit for me before the diwali holidays there are 2boys and 4girls in my group including me . PLEASE HELP ME TO PRESENT A NICE SKIT OTERWISE she is a teacher who is mostly angry with me.
Submitted by Samuel (not verified) on Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:30
It is wrong and a sin for you to mock God. Why it is my fault is because of my sin? My heart laid it's pleasure on sin. It did not seek God for guidance and help. You mustseek God whenever you are in temptation and in difficulties and hardship. How we know what to do is from the Bible His Words and praying to Jesus and living a life by truly living for Christ from your heart. Christ tells us which is right and not right by leading you when you depend on Him. Just looking at the Bible but not loving Jesus in your heart can get you no where because your actions will not be for Jesus but for yourself. You can say things against God but if you do, you are not His child. He commanded us not blaspheme against Him. Why? HE IS GOD ALMIGHTY MAKER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH. HE IS NOT AN OPPRESSOR, BUT A MERCIFUL, GRACEFUL, AND LOVING GOD. HE SENT HIS ONE AND ONLY SON TO DIE FOR YOUR SINS. GOD GAVE US A WAY TO LIVE ETERNALLY IN HEAVEN INSTEAD OF TORMENTING IN HELL FOREVER BC OF OUR SINS. IT IS NOT THAT HE MADE A PLACE FOR US TO TORMEMT, BUT THAT WE CHOSE TO SIN AND TORMENT IN HELL RATHER THAN LIVE IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS. HELL WAS NOT FOR US AT FIRST BUT BC OF OUR SINS WE WERE DOOMED TO TORMENT IN HELL BUT GOD LOVED US SO MUCH HE SENT HIS SOn JESUS CHRIST TO OPEN A WAY FOR US TO HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE OF REST AND PEACE FROM THE SINS AND SUFFERINGS OF THIS WORLD. I WROTE THIS FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT WE ARE SINNERS AND HE IS GOD. THIS IS HIS CREATION. HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS. BUT HE IS HOLY, HUMBLE, JUST, LOVING. HE IS HOLY AND JUST THEREFORE HE MUST PUNISH SIN HE CANNOT LET SIN GO UNNOTICED. BUT HE IS FORGIVING IF WE ARE WILLING TO REPENT AND TURN BACK TO HIM FROM SIN. GOD LOVES EVERYONE AND WANTS THEM TO CHOOSE- AS HE HAS GIVEN THEM THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE TO SIN OR CHOOSE TO LOVE AND OBEY HIM,- TO REPENT OF THEIR SINS AND COME TO JESUS AND ACCEPT HIS FREE GIFT OF SALVATION AND TO LOVE AND OBEY HIM. IF YOU LOVE GOD, YOU'LL OBEY CHRIST BC YOU WANT TO DEEPLY WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART.
Submitted by ballekumar on Sun, 09/28/2014 - 02:33
@Samuel.. I apologize to hurt your feelings. I will remove this soon.

2m Comedy Monologues - God Series: God As a Manager