Glasses

Glasses

(1m)   by MidnightMusic
 

Comedy Monologues   (119785 Views 41 Comments)

Okay, listen, I get it. I wear glasses! You want me to shout it out to the whole world? Just because I wear them doesn?t mean I?m a nerd?or a geek.˜Just because I wear glasses doesn?t mean I spend all my time reading books and it most certainly does NOT mean I have no taste in music. I do NOT listen to classical music like an old person. And what could you know; I could be, like a music freak.

I have friends, by the way. And a Facebook, even if it shocks you?some of you. And just because I wear glasses does not mean I get straight A?s in my report card. Well, you know, that a petty wicked steroid type. (Pfft, and Asians always complain.) Though it does get irritating when people keep on asking the answers for the homework :/

I mean, I spent, like a hundred hours trying to understand the math homework. And you expect me to GIVE you the answers, GIVE?! I don?t think so.

Anyways, guys, get your facts right, seriously. If I get one more person asking me the answers to the homework, I will snap. I promise you.

Comedy Type: Script Length: Post date: Script Market:
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Author's Message

Have you ever wondered how people with glasses felt about the steroid type of glasses? Here's your chance to find out, from a ....eh...Special Person.

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Submitted by Skyler McKinnon (not verified) on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 03:13
I believe that people who wear glasses will relate to this. I used to wear em all the time. I found this more of a shout out, you were telling people that they shouldn't sterio type you. I smiled, it made a good point. but it didn't come off as a comey monologue. You're doing great! I'm just trying to tell you, don't try to hard or it won't come off to other people as funny. be yourself and let your inner comedian take control :) I wish you the best as you keep posting and writing. Good job! Keep laughing, All my love, skyler.
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 14:36
@Skyler McKinnon I tried *Sigh* Aww, thank you! Thanks for the advice, I'm going to need it :D Thank you once again!
Submitted by Nymei Skial (not verified) on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 10:59
Can I use this monologue for an audition I have?
Submitted by Roneisha (not verified) on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 03:34
i really wanna use this monologue for an audition i have , can i ??
Submitted by Gavin Mr. G on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 23:35
I am 12 and would like to use this monologue for an audition in school. Please may I?
Submitted by audrey (not verified) on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:03
i love this! can i use it for my audition for the school play please?
Submitted by warlock918 on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 06:59
my son would like to use this for an audition. Would you grant me permission to do so.Thanks.
Submitted by Nicole (not verified) on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 04:46
Hey I think this monologue is really cute and I would love to use it for my spring play audition at school can i??
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:02
@Nymei Skial Of course! If you still can use it, just credit! I apologize for the late reply. ;;
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:07
@ Roneisha Of course! The extremely late reply, I apologize for it.
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:08
@Gavin Mr. G Yes, absolutely! I apologize for taking so long to reply!
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:09
@audrey Thank you very much, dear! c: Of course you can! Sorry for the late reply!
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:10
@Vlad Miller Yes, yes, it's not a problem! I apologize for the extremely late reply.
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:10
@Nicole Of course you can, dear!! And, thank you. :> Sorry for the late reply!
Submitted by Janice (not verified) on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:29
This is great! Is it okay if i use this for my audition at school?
Submitted by alice.yoshi@yah... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:20
hay this is amazing can i use this for an audition? O.O
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:26
@Janice Oh, my god, I feel like a total jerk replying so late. Of course, if you still have the audition, you can use it! c:
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:26
@alice yoshi Sure, go right ahead! :>
Submitted by Prettygirlrockin123 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 09:37
I love this monologue and was wondering could I use it for an audition. Please please get back to me before next week, that's the time I will be out of luck lol. Thank you for your help.
Submitted by rjc575-shop@yah... on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 04:23
Hi would love to use this as an audition piece for my summer theatre school. Would that be ok? Thanks.
Submitted by vampireah on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 14:38
Hey I love this monologue. Can I use this for an audition for a play at my school?
Submitted by vampireah on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 14:40
Btw I really need a response before Sunday. So please respond asap. Thanks
Submitted by ........:) (not verified) on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 08:33
i need a comedic one so i wont be using this but it is a great monolouge!!
Submitted by casey (not verified) on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 09:46
hello i wonder if you can help me im auditioning for course soon and just come across this funny and great comedy and i was hopeing if i could use this for my audition please if so can you tell me who it was written by so i can research into background of this monologue thank you x
Submitted by casey (not verified) on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 09:51
hello i wonder if you can help me im auditioning for course soon and just come across this funny and great comedy and i was hopeing if i could use this for my audition please if so can you tell me who it was written by so i can research into background of this monologue thank you x
Submitted by Erricka (not verified) on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 11:01
I love this monologue may I use it I have a audition this Sat for a theatre t I think this is perfect
Submitted by Erricka (not verified) on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 18:01
I really love this monologue and I really need it for a audition I have this Sat I will give you all credit I just need to tweak it to fit what they are looking for please let me use it Thanks
Submitted by jspepsi3 (not verified) on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 17:45
Heyy!!! I'm a 12 year old 7th grader trying out for 'A Christmas Carol' at my theatre... And I REALLY LIKED this monologue. I've been looking for a DECENT monologue for weeks and this one is more than that!!! May I please use your piece for my audition?!?
Submitted by laura (not verified) on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 23:11
stop asking the same questions!!!!!!!
Submitted by Mary (not verified) on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 02:39
may i pls use this monologue?????????
Submitted by MidnightMusic on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 08:53
Wow, I never expected to more comments...especially since I can admit that this isn't the best monologue ever. But, uh, yeah. Anyone that wants to use it can use it, you don't have to ask. Have a nice day. And sorry for the delay. c:
Submitted by Anon (not verified) on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:40
This is perfect! Can I use this for a class I have in school? All credits to you of course. c:
Submitted by coco_blaire (not verified) on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 17:59
can use this for my monologue please:)
Submitted by qqwertyui32 (not verified) on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 23:49
bro do you even lift
Submitted by Lizette Galarza (not verified) on Sun, 05/05/2013 - 08:30
This would be perfect for me because I wear glasses! Could I possibly use this??
Submitted by Crystal (not verified) on Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:43
There are so many wonderful monologues on here! May I use this piece for my daughter audition tape ?
Submitted by leslieloogotzswag on Wed, 01/15/2014 - 11:37
Can I use this for my audition? Please???
Submitted by zoozaz (not verified) on Wed, 10/22/2014 - 11:24
i luv this monolog can i like totally use it?!? #smileyface
Submitted by bobsagnuts (not verified) on Wed, 10/29/2014 - 11:42
it's a good monologue. good job. however, there is one little thing about it that I don't get. the character seems like a women who feels people who stereotype have no clue what actually IS. now that being said, the character is stereotyping herself when she says "I don't listen to classical like an old person"...that's stereotyping. my grandparents listen to Elvis Presley, which is rock. maybe some other OLD people listen to heavy metal, which could explain their hearing aids. but really good job and keep writing.
Submitted by Cayleigh (not verified) on Sun, 05/10/2015 - 03:43
Hi, I love this monologue and think it raises/shows how people make stereotypes daily about things they've picked up from gossip. I would really like to use this monologue for my Drama Prac and school? What is the name of character speaking?
Submitted by May May (not verified) on Sun, 08/21/2016 - 15:25
hi may i use this for my school bye and ps yes my name is may may

1m Comedy Monologues - Glasses