Balle Kumar Melodies: Shayari

Balle Kumar Melodies: Shayari

(30-60m)   by bkdesi
 

Comedy Monologues   (18220 Views 0 Comments)

1) One Bihari To Another

Pakki Sadak Lagne Lage Kacchi

Jab Padosi Ki Biwi Lage Acchi

2) A student says to God:

Mushkil mein jab mein hota hoon

Toh naam leta hoon tera

Kyuu meri maa leta hain?

Baap hain naa mera!!

3) A Man says to another man who is carrying Ipad:

Ipad Leke Ghoomta Hain Aaj Kal

Toh Samajhna Naa Khudko Hero

Shakl Ho Jayegi Jaise Fati Chappal

Jab Bank Balance Hoga Zero

4) One brother says to another:

Etni Biwiyan Leke Ghoomta Hain

Ohh Devki Nandan

Maza(Anand) Leti Hain Aapse

Aur Humse Raksha Bandhan

5) A desperate guy says to god:

Cigarette Nahi Toh

Bidi Bhi Chalegi

Ladki Nahi Toh

Lady Bhi Chalegi

6) A man tired of Raksha Bandhan says:

Naa mein hindu

Naa musalmaan

Naa sikh Naa isai

Aur naa hoo main kisi ladki ka bhai

7) A man having an affair with a Tamilian says:

Piyaar Jyada Na Do

Toh Do Thoda

Shaadi Mujhse se karlo

Apne pati ko kaho PODA

8) A Pathan whispers to a school boy:

Nadha Tight Band Le

Na Jaana Akele School

Dil tujh pe agaya hain

Ab tujhe le Jaunga KABUL

9) A man says to his wife commenting upon their son:

Bad Luck se Hota Hai

Har Aadmi Majboor

Beech Boya Aam Ka

Aur Nikala Khajoor

10) Shopkeeper to a person having an affair with his Sis In Law:

Do Boond Chlorofrom Ke

Aur Aise So Jayegi Biwi

Leke Jaana Phir Saali Ko

Simla, Kullu aur Manali

11) Indian ascetic to Alexander the Great:

Ohh Sikander

Tera Raaj Hain Aisa

Ki Bandar Khaye Angoor

Aur Anpad Kamaye Paisa

12) A frustrated servant to his owner:

Meri Baat Maan Tu

Mein Kya Anpad Hu?

Apni Aukad Jaan Tu

Mein Tere Bacche Ka Baap Hu

13) A drunkard at a bar

Daru peene se liver kharab ho jata hain

Dava peene se bheja kharab ho jata hain

Par jab dil tooth ta hain toh jeena haram ho jaata hain

14) A girl to a guy who is always proposing her

Suicide Suicide Kehta Hain

Abey Kabhi Toh Fande Se Latak

Mere Har Saheli Se Yehi Kehta Hain

Abey Bandh Kar Tera Natak

15) A man to a another guy who recently got married

Bin Barsaat Ke Naach Mat

Ohh Rang Birangi Mor

Eeth Leke Marunga A

Aur Naa Karega Koi Shor

16) Chuuttan Ki Maa

Ohh Chuttan Ki Maa

Zara Paas Toh Aaa

Paas Aake

Ek Sweet Sa Gaana Ga

Gaana Nahi Aaata

Toh Muskuraa

Woh Bhi Nahi Aaata

Toh Phookat Ka Khana Kha

Par please Mujhe etna mat pakaa

17) A Hindu thinking about his Muslim Neighbor

Arre Suleiman meri jaan

Bas Ek Din Jaane De

Apni Beti Ko Bina Burkha Pehne

Karde ees kaafir par ek ehsaan

18) To Rangeela From a Parsi Gentleman

Arre Rangeela

Dekhke Mujhe Akela

Tune Sunaye Ek Ganna

Laga Mujha Sureela

Par Hua Mera Screw Dheela

19) Man suspecting his wife is having an affair with the domestic help

Kaise bharosa rakhu duniya par

Jab biwi ho aisi

Bache ko naam du mein

Aur uski shakal naukar jaisi

20) A man telling another that man the current girlfriend that he is having was his ex

Kamal Ki Ladki

Lagi Tere Haath

Trailer Mere Saath

Aur picture tere saath

21) A man bored of another man's preaching

Bandh Kar Apne Life Ka Funda

Funda Sunke Ho Gaya Mera Badan Thanda

Aur aisa nigala tune mera bheja

Jaise Nigale Saap Murgi Ka Anda

22) A person waiting for his beloved

Doob doob ke tere pyar mein

Poora doob gaya mein

Rukh rukh ke tere liye

Buddha bangaya mein

23) A boss who broke off with his wife to marry his secretary

Marke Mere Dil Pe Pyar Ka Arrow

Deke Mere Biwi Ko Judai Ka Sorrow

Roj Jab Shaadi Kab Karogi Puchta Hu Toh

Bolti Hain Tommorrow Tommorrow Tommorrow

24) A man to his wife on a romantic night

Kaali Kaali Si Hain Raat

Ho Rahi Hain Barsaat

Chal Bhag Kitchen Mein Saali

Bana Samosa Chaat

25) A software engineer singing

Mujhe Apna Kaam Deta Hain

Mera Inaam Cheen Ke Leta Hain

Mujhe Bade Dukh Deta Hain

Ya Khuda Tu Kya Boss Sabhi Ko Deta Hain

26) A girl confessing to a boy about her love

Tu Aisa Basa Hain

Mere Dil Ke Andar

Jaise Jamun Ke Ped Par

Relaxed Baitha Hain Koi Bandar

27) A man introducing a singer

Sonu Nigamji aise singer hain jo

Ek to aate nahin hain

Aate hain to jaate nahin hain

Par bina feelings ke gaate nahin hain

28) A man to another

Bada shaktishali hain tu

Badi pahuch hain teri

Joh tu kuch kahe toh waat lag jaye meri

Kitni kaali hain zabaan teri

29) A man to his wife

Kitni sundar hain tu

Jaise koi gudiya hain tu

Par zabaan mat khol

Varna mirchi ki pudiya hain tu

30) A Man to his girlfriend

Chanda jaise muk pe

Aankeh jaise tare 

Dekh ke tera thobda

Chamkeh merey sitare

31) A poet writes about Apsaras

Rambha urvasi menaka

Hain yeh har dev ki priya

Swarg ki yeh apsara

Jeese paas bulaye woh gaya

Pagal ho gaya yaa aids se mara

32) A man about his boss

Arre boss meri leta hain

Bahut kaam deta hain

Mahina bhar khooon chusta hain

Ya mera khoon etna sasta hain

Ki salary ki bajay celery deta hain

33) A storyteller says

Jab Mein Sunata Hoon Meri Jubani Teri Kahani

Log Itne Khush Hote Hain

Jitni Khush Hoti Hain

Saas Ke Maut Par Bahu Rani

34) A man tells to his wife

Tere chehre ko dekhe ke loot gaya main

Kisi Bahyanak Sapnay Se Jaise Uth Gaya Mein 

Masale Ki Jagah Kut Gaya mein

Pathar Se Tel Nikalne mein Juth gaya mein

35) A man tells his girlfriend

Yeh Shaam Hain Suhaani

Inkar karke na kar murder

Merey dilka meri Rani

Main Hoon Tera Bajirao , Tu Meri Mastaani

36) A fat man collapses after seeing the hotel bill

Dekhte hi gir gaya table pe

Jab dekha usne dinner ka bill

Tab pata chala hume

Ki sand ki body mein tha mendak ka dill

37) The marriage

Yeh pagal ho gaya

Woh pagal ho gayi

Donon bore ho gaye

Shaadi purani ho gayi

38) Birthday!!

Janamdin mubarakhon , mubarakhon kehte hain

Kitni jaahil si baat hain

Abe maut ki taraf badh rahan hoon 

Yeh kya khushi ki baat hain

39) Balding man says

Thode udh gaye

Thode safed ho gaye

Baki ghaas ki tarah khade rahte hain

Yeh mere baal hain

Mere takle ka yeh haal hain

Ki mundi jhukau

Toh koi talwar ki dhaal hain

Yeh mere baal hain

Yeh mere baal hain

40) one roommate to another who is taking long baths

Qayamat ki ghadi aa gayi hain

Duniya se ruksaat hone ka time aana hain

Khul Rahein Hain Jahanoon Ke Darwaze

Bahar Nikal Baba, Muzhe bathroom jaana hain

41) About a harrassed husband

Hosiyar Baccha

Jaahil Biwi

Fas Gaya Pati

Ab Dekhe Bas TV

42) Life mein RIKS:

Riks Lene Par Doston

Kuch Naya Jaroor Ho Jata Hain

Par Yaad Rakho Bhaiyon

Thaarrane Wale Mendak Ko

Kabhi sakhi milti hain

Toh Kabhi use saap kha jaata hain

43) Bechare Pati ne tang aakar patni ka insalute kiya:

Lucky hain woh jinki shaadi hui

Kisi chudail se

Humari ho gayee

Kisike rakhel se

44) A man tells his friend to forget about her ex

Joh Chodh Ke Chala Gaya

Jeete Ho Uske Hokar

Hum Joh Pooja Karta Hain

Bas Milti Hain Tumhari Thokar

45) A lament

Peechle janam ke paapon ka

Ees janam kya naata

Etna mujhe bata de data

Jholi bhar dee khushiyon se unki

Humri jeb khali

Aur kehta hain aake mandar mein mein bajua taali

46) A dumped lover says:

Samajh Naa Aayi Mujhe Yeh Baat

Soch Rahan Tha Main Poori Raat

Aisa Kya Kiya Maine Joh

Gayee dump karke mujhko woh

47) A bachelor:

dekhke tujhko

saans meri atke

khoon ubhle

man umat kar

fefde mein machle

kab tak bachelor banne

hum rahein latke

aaja bahon mein aakar

thode dikha

pyar ke jhatke

48) A man polishing shoes says:

Company ko hua loss

Toh Pagal hua Boss

Boss ne kiya Toss

Heads thi humari sundar co worker

Tails tha main

Aur Kahan Boss Ne Muskurake 

Joh aaye heads toh woh ruke

Aur Tails aye toh mera patta kate

Aaaya Head

Woh reh gayi boss ki hoke

Aur mein kar rahan hoon polish jute

49) About Marriage:

Kaju Badam Piste Se Bhara

Lagata Hain Marriage Ka Rasta

Par Yaad Rakhana Merey Doston

Yeh Safar Nahin Hain Sasta

50) A fanatic person says:

Khana Kyu Nahin Khati 

Kiss Baat Par Hain Tu Hair

Kaafir Ki Maut Par

Kyu Jaan Pareshan

51) Praising a girl

Aisi Kamal Ki Cheez Hain Tu

Aisi Zalim Cheez Hain Tu

Bakre Ke Naseeb Ki Bakri Eid Hain Tu

52) A man laments about his fate

Noorani Chehre Par Sehraa Kyun

Eid Ke Chand Par Pehraa Kyun

Chorus Mein Ek Behraa Kyun

Naseeb Mein Andhera Faila Kyun

53) A roommate to another

Hum Masti Main Gum The

Aur Gaa Rahein The

Woh Kya Tum The

Joh Office Jaa Rahein The

Agar woh tum the

Joh Jaa Rahein The

Toh hume batao

Kyun Hum Bathroom Mein Bandh Kar Diya

Jab Hum Nahan Rahein The

54) Zulfe

Hum Kehte Hain Zulfen Jisko

Tum Kehte Ho Baal

Aisi Shayari Kar Karke

Hua Haal Behaal

55) A Husband says:

Pyaasa Tha
To Thik Tha
Ab Kaala Pani Ho Gaya
Sikandar Hone Ki Khwaish Toh Kabhi Na Ki
Par Bandar Baanke Reh Gaya

56) A woman says to the bridegroom

Bandh Kar Apna Thela

Aur Baitha Reh Akela

Kharidne Aayi Thi Main Aam

Aur Bech Rahan Hain Tu Kela

57) About Rooplal

Arre Rooplal

Kahan Gaye Tere Baal

Ho Gaya Kaise Yeh Tera Haal

Hua Teri Shaadi Ko

Baas Ek Hi Saal

58) A man explaining the birth of the child

Maine Kuch Bhi Nahin Kiya

Joh Hona Tha Ho Gaya

Shaadi Huye nau mahine

Aur Baccha Pyara Ho Gaya

59) A bachelor's woe

Duniya Ke Thele Pe

Bas Bechne Aaya Ek Kela

Aur Baitha Rahan Jeevan Bhar

Jaise Baithe Pinjare Main Panchee Akela

60) After Kids

Bacche Jab se Hue Hain

Padi Musibat Peeche

Patni Nadha Dheela Kare Toh

Bacche Chaddi Khiche

61) Goshal Sippy (Gossip) says:

Laila Ke Gum Mein

Majnu Kuda Kuye Mein

Par Sach Baat Toh Yeh Hain Ki

Haar Gaya Jaan Bujhke Majnu Laila Ko Juye Mein

62) A man says to an elderly chap:

Tu Pehane 70s ke kapade

Aur Chipaye Sadiyon Ke Lafade

Ghotala Kare Tu Daddu

Aur Police Mujhe Pakade

63) Bachelor Woes:

Kabhi Mile Kaddu

Toh Kabhi Miley Karela

Sab chale gaye

Reh Gaya Main Akela

64) Yakeen:

Jung Na Kare Sipahi

Aur Saas Bahu Mein Naa Ho Ladhai

Yakeen Na Aaye Duniya Ko

Jab Gaay Paale Kasai 

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30-60m Comedy Monologues - Balle Kumar Melodies: Shayari