YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SAY IT LOUD... ENGLISH IS A NIGHTMARE
© Thom Goddard 2003
I live for watching live tennis.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farmer produced the produce.
The stage was so small the actors had to queue for their cue.
I object to that object.
Hold on a minute, I can’t find that minute pin.
I am not content with this content.
I need to read what I read again.
The dog lead is made of lead.
The soldier deserted his tasty dessert in the desert.
There’s no time like the present, so I’d like to present you with this present.
The dove swooped and dove to the ground.
That Polish furniture needs a polish.
There was a row on the boat over who would row.
The paperwork for the invalid was invalid.
You are too close to the door to close it.
The does feeds the young while the buck does nothing.
A patchwork sewer fell into the sewer.
To feed his sow, the farmer had to sow the seed.
The wind is too strong to wind in the sail.
Seeing a tear in her dress she shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to some tests.
How do you intimate this to your most intimate partner?
I want it on record that I’m going to record my record.
After a number of injections my jaw became number.