Two Cheeks At A Bar

Two Cheeks At A Bar

(1.5m)   by GrouchyGrandpa
 

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DRUNK GUY #1
You know, I've been told that at conception the butthole is the first thing that comes into being, and that the baby grows from there.

DRUNK GUY #2
Don't be an ass.

DRUNK GUY #1
Well apparently that was the first thing I was!

DRUNK GUY #2
That's a wives tale.

DRUNK GUY #1
Hey, my wife told her friend yesterday that she had married an asshole, and that I was an asshole from the beginning.

DRUNK GUY #2
You're confusing butthole with asshole.

DRUNK GUY #1
What's the difference?

DRUNK GUY #2
The difference is an ass CAN have a butthole, but a butthole CAN'T have an ass. Therefore; you are an asshole who believes he came from a butthole.

DRUNK GUY #1
Somehow I think your logic is flawed.

DRUNK GUY #2
Actually, logically speaking, since you think you came from a butthole, that makes you a piece of shit.

DRUNK GUY #1
Asshole!

DRUNK GUY #2
Now we're getting somewhere.

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
2 Person
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Life is fun if you make it fun. It's not going to get fun by itself!

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2 Person 1.5m Comedy Skits - Two Cheeks At A Bar