McDougals Drive Thru: Fat Guy

McDougals Drive Thru: Fat Guy

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McDougal's Drive Thru : Fat guy

Tisha: Welcome to King Burger. May i take your order?
Guy: Yea. I want three double stacked bacon cheese burgers, two large fries and one large Doctor Pepper?
Tisha: How many people are in the car?
Guy:(looks confused) Ummmm... Just me.
Tisha: Yea; i see it in the camera. I'm not blind. If i may ask how many people are you ordering that for?
Guy: Just me.
Tisha: So you're telling me that you alone is going to eat three double stacked bacon cheese burger; two large fries and a large soda; is that what you are trying to tell me.
Guy: Ummmm...Yes.
Tisha: Pull your fat ass to the front to get your order.
(Guy pulls up to the front.)
Tisha: Damn you're big!
Guy: Excuse me, mum?
Tisha: I ain't your mother. I don't think an elephant can come out of a rabbit.
Guy: What are you trying to say?
Tisha: (sarcastically) Oh man. I canceled your order.
Guy: No problem. Three double --
(Tisha's phone rings)
Tisha: Hold on my baby is calling. (Picks up phone). Hey baby. I'm at work. Nah, I'm not busy. Go ahead. Really?
Guy: I don't think That is a good work ethic.
Tisha: I don't think you eating all that food is a good eating ethic. Excuse me? Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to my baby. (back to phone) It's no one. Just a fat slob messing with me. Nah you don't gotta fight him. He'll just sit on you and your lungs will like gush out. I don't want to lose you, baby.
Guy: Umm... I think I'll like to order now.
Tisha: Hold on baby. (to person) What's the order?
Guy: Its.
Tisha: Shut up. I know it.
Guy: so why would --
Tisha: Shut up...Your diabetes order is being made. (yells to the back) Emergency. Emergency. There's a fat guy here who needs his order ASAP or else he's swallowing us all! Y'all better hurry up!
Guy: I can hear you...just now and when you were talking on the phone.
Tisha: I know.
Guy: So?...
Tisha: What? You want an apology. I'm sorry you have such a sad life that all you do is eat and live with your mum who picks up your rolls to give you a shower. Will you forgive me?
Guy: I think it's been a while. Can I get my order?
Tisha: (laughs) Damn, Pillsbury dough man. Can't you wait? You have enough fat in you to sustain you for a couple of minutes.
Some worker from back: Here Tisha.
Tisha: Thank you. I was starting to think he was going to eat me if he didn't get his food. (turns to fat guy) Here you go. Your order, your receipt and the number to Jenny Craig. Make it useful and if it doesn't work jump of a bridge and kill yourself. No one will miss you. Not even your mother. She's tired of lifting those stinky rolls. (smiles at him) Move along.

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Submitted by AshBash (not verified) on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 00:06
thiss is laugh out loud funny!it reminds me of bon Quiqui& then madea's big happy family
Submitted by adwoa on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 09:34
Aww thnx
Submitted by jesus (not verified) on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 02:13
Thats pretty funny but i didn't die on a cross for this
Submitted by adwoa on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 05:56
Haha funny jesus
Submitted by kimmy (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:12
i luv this its so good sre you making another one cause for sure its a perfect 10, can i borrow this for a skit in Drama?
Submitted by adwoa on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:27
Thanks :) sure go ahead nd use it. No problem
Submitted by kimmy (not verified) on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 08:32
tank ya!
Submitted by NerdHerd on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 23:37
Can i plz use your work and re-edit it and make it into a short film
Submitted by adwoa on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 05:12
Yea as far as i get some kind of credit and i get to see the short film some how. Email me
Submitted by Amey (not verified) on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 21:08
Hi me and my show partner love this and we both think it is so funny. so would you mind us using it on one of our you tube show???
Submitted by adwoa on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 01:23
Yes you can. Send me the link to the youtube video. I want to see it in action
Submitted by aaa (not verified) on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 03:14
it so funny
Submitted by Douche (not verified) on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 18:52
Wow this is trash.. not even funny at all.. what are you 10 years old?
Submitted by wyatt (not verified) on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 19:31
so funny can i use it for a skit so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hannah (not verified) on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 08:28
not funny for fat people
Submitted by Maxx (not verified) on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:41
This isn't funny, this is just cruel and, well just fucked up. This really does show how humans can be cruel, and I think you should ably the last 6 sentences to yourself if you HONESTLY and TRULY thought this was funny. You are not funny, stop trying to be or work on it.
Submitted by buddyismypal on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 12:51
im gonna use this for my presentation and I will make sure to mention you in it. thank you so much
Submitted by BigDave on Tue, 02/27/2018 - 15:35
This isn't even funny. It's nothing but a lazy b*tch insulting an innocent customer. I only continued reading because I was expecting her to be taught a lesson in the end. But instead of being fired, she comes off like the hero. Anyone who finds humour in this needs to grow up. Bullying isn't comedy.

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