Dad: Ok now, you have to go to school.
Dad: If you don't, I'll call the cops.
Kid: What will they do about it?
Dad: They will arrest you and put you in jail.
Kid: Oh, I'm so scared!! Yeah right!!!
Dad: (Begging) Just go to school!!!
Kid: Still no.
Dad: If you go to school today, I promise to buy you a toy.
Kid: You think I'm still a baby!!! I am 5 years old and I want a phone!!!!
Dad: That's it!!! I'm calling the cops!!!
The dad calls the cops and arrests the boy.
The End. Well, finally, that's a happy ending.