the creepy creepy song

the creepy creepy song

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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no harm in a fondle when she's half asleep, but you're on thin ice, when the coma is deep

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thats creepy creepy creepy creepy

licking cream off a nipple, she'll say well foreplayed, with tripe, onions and colcannon, you might find her dismayed

 

removing her bra is a lesson in life, it should not involve a stanley knife

 

being possessive shows you care and it can endear, twenty years in a cellar could be seen as severe

 

making love to music is good, it can be sublime, it should'nt be Rolf Harris singing nursery rhymes

 

with dressing up and roleplay, theres fun to be had, dont say you just be yourself love, and I'll be your dad

 

just cos you think ye have an electricity, does'nt mean cable ties are a necessity

 

making love in a field of corn is romantic to the core, but in a field of rape its sending mixed metaphors

 

good grooming will impress, that's a safe bet, but not with her kids on the internet

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its a fine line between being quirky and creepy. I would think that your average sex symbol Brad Pitt etc could do the creepiest of things and still be called quirky

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