Story of a crazy cop

Story of a crazy cop

(1.5m)   by Jamyt2000_12598
 

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So I'm driving down the road one day when I run up on a recent accident, being from Red Cross I exit my car to see if I can offer any assistance seems how ther was only one patrol car at the scene. The car had ran over a steep bank and had thrown one guy about 30" away from the car while the driver had exited thru the windshield and was lying on the hood of the car. I looked and the cop was just setting there writing in his little black book. I said " what's going on shouldn't you be helping the guys they look hurt". " soon as I finish writing out these tickets". "Tickets?" I said" "yeah, that fellow that's laying on the hood, I'm writing him up for breaking and entering, and that other guy over there I'm writing him up for leaving the scene of an accident!!!"

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Feel free to critique my work as I’m new to the scene, hope some found it funny. Can contact me directly at Jamyt2000@icloud.com. Thanks ,good luck and best wishes. “Live life laughing or die with a frown”!

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Submitted by Ur312115_15585 on Fri, 03/11/2022 - 20:34
Your srory
Submitted by kanwaln520_15626 on Wed, 03/16/2022 - 09:52
can i use this?
Submitted by amirali03049309... on Mon, 06/06/2022 - 19:41
Funyy comdy
Submitted by amirali03049309... on Tue, 06/07/2022 - 01:56
So I'm driving down the road one day when I run up on a recent accident, being from Red Cross I exit my car to see if I can offer any assistance seems how ther was only one patrol car at the scene. The car had ran over a steep bank and had thrown one guy about 30" away from the car while the driver had exited thru the windshield and was lying on the hood of the car. I looked and the cop was just setting there writing in his little black book. I said " what's going on shouldn't you be helping the guys they look hurt". " soon as I finish writing out these tickets". "Tickets?" I said" "yeah, that fellow that's laying on the hood, I'm writing him up for breaking and entering, and that other guy over there I'm writing him up for leaving the scene of an accident!!!"

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