okay baby you got it wrong, and it makes you upset
we all make mistakes at some time, stuff that we regret
just put it all behind you, wipe the tears from the front of your head
and next time play the safety shot, instead of the difficult red
and how did you miss that blue, bet you could have died
simple pot, about half ball, with a touch of left hand side
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you had hair like Terry Griffiths, Steve Davis sexy eyes
a ass like Hurricane Higgins, the smile of Jimmy White
legs like Ray Reardon, a Dennis Taylor nose
tits like Bill Werbeniuk, and Cliff Thorburn toes
remember when i met you, you had me in a daze
wearing that little number of the greenest baize
saw you bending over a pair of balls on table two
i played the next frame and a half without a cue
then you got cheeky, said show me a deep screw
you made me so nervous, that i followed through
said i wanted to sink your pink, could feel the sexual tension
and what i got here in my hand, don't need no extension
you were coy to this boy, gave me a playful frown
kicked me in my billiard bag, when i said I'd even chance the brown
yes we met as ships passing in the night, on a choppy sea of green
but the triangle was'nt Bermudan, so it ended like a dream
