nursery rhyme sing along

nursery rhyme sing along

(2m)   by gritt brewer

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big Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, beating some Kurds around

when along came some Turks, who said dam nice work, looks like we got common ground


hey diddle diddle, no cat played no fiddle, no cow jumped over a moon

cutlery and delf were their usual self, it was students with a cow shaped balloon


said Jack to Jill, go up that hill, and fetch me a whiter shade of pale

but she was alarmed by Procul Harum and silly Jilly failed


little Bo Peep lost all her sheep, got a bad dose of the blues

got money from her kin, to get more in, it was all   I O U S


Mary had a little scam, she sure did fleece the system

a field of white washed blocks, fuck all flocks, but still got E U assistance


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Humpty could have been dead and gone, lucky he had his lagging jacket on


four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie

Mister Kipling is a sadist and i hope he dies


Georgy Porgy pudding and pie, changed his name by deed poll


three blind mice see how they roar

as they get mauled by their labrador


old King Cole was real pissed off, real pissed off was he

people called him anthracite to make him all angry


said simple Simon to the pie man what's that you are selling

he got his answer right enough, and severe testicular swelling

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