Hey. I'm Goldilocks. Now before I get started I would like to set something straight. Every mother is saying to there child " don't be like Goldilocks Don't be like Goldilocks". Well I am here to tell my side of the story... okay so yes my mother said don't go into the woods. I was a kid come on...anyway I will admit that I did walk into the house. But plainly I could see that there was a sign on the door that said " WELCOME". I'm not an idiot I know what those words mean. So I walked in and I was hungry. I saw 3 bowls of something sitting on the table. I was hungry and I needed food. I got over there looked in the bowls and you know what I found... porage. I hate porage. but I was hungry. Not that hungry anymore so I ate the little bowl. Well then I found 3 chairs so I looked and looked at them. I tried the first 2 and I didn't like it. I sat in the small one and I just broke it. I broke the small stupid chair that could have easily been glued back together with the nasty ole porage so maybe I have put on a bit of weight but that isn't what were talking about. I was tired and of course I looked for a bed. I went up stairs and I found some. well like the last time I didn't like the first 2. But when I got to the tiny one I knew I had found my bed. I got in in it was all cozy and I covered up and went to sleep. But do you know what those bears did the came straight into the house and the little baby starts crying over his stupid broken chair. Those bears come up to the bed room and wake me up. Now how nice is that? I got out of that house and never came back to that place. Well anyway thanks for listening I just wanted to set the record straight Its all thanks to those media people.