Funny Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony Ideas

Funny Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony Ideas

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Submitted by Kat (not verified) on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 07:59
is there a version in english?
Submitted by rahul9770254533 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 22:14
is this version in hindi
Submitted by raina (not verified) on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 11:31
anyone that can read chinese want to translate this into English or Hindi for us?
Submitted by awesome chick (not verified) on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 20:35
what the hell??????????? why put this on a site if its in bloody chinese???????????
Submitted by breezy100 (not verified) on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 14:36
Here is the english version: " If I am the Olympic Games opening ceremony direct, I central will display 40,000 mahjong tables in the bird nest, 160,000 people in one's blood bubbles up to the brim in the folk music sound rubs crazily, when ignition music will stop suddenly, then the entire audience shouts wildly with one voice: ' Hu! ' This moment general secretary glistens in the chairman's podium is taken to the threshing ground, announced that this Olympic Games begin officially???." - Linzhou opened two just " Finally Li Ning airborne walks the picture scroll followed ignition actually also well, but I thought may play a more mysterious spot, may let Li Ning before airborne lights main torch Taiwan difficultly, the ceremonial fire lets slip suddenly falls down, the torch whereabouts, the world definitely has a scare rapidly, certainly, the torch is also the hiding is hanging the steel wire. Flash which must fall down in the torch, comes the pigeon which a light shade does to paste suddenly holds the torch, soars to the main torch Taiwan's sky, as soon as this time Li Ning holds the fist in the other hand, the pigeon loose mouth, the torch falls to main torch Taiwan, the ceremonial fire lights. As the matter stands may frighten the world audience, two come to be possible to appear our Chinese is not stereotypical, three tell the world, the Chinese nation is forever may unexpectedly find a way out like this never extinguishes, four console the investor, Green Olympics's meaning is a stock market green actually, but the present might copy the bottom. " - Han Han
Submitted by melon (not verified) on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 08:53
" If I am the Olympic Games opening ceremony direct, I central will display 40,000 mahjong tables in the bird nest, 160,000 people in one's blood bubbles up to the brim in the folk music sound rubs crazily, when ignition music will stop suddenly, then the entire audience shouts wildly with one voice: 'Hu! 'this moment general secretary glistens in the chairman's podium is taken to the threshing ground, announced that this Olympic Games begin officially???." - Linzhou opened two just " Finally Li Ning airborne walks the picture scroll followed ignition actually also well, but I thought may play a more mysterious spot, may let Li Ning before airborne lights main torch Taiwan difficultly, the ceremonial fire lets slip suddenly falls down, the torch whereabouts, the world definitely has a scare rapidly, certainly, the torch is also the hiding is hanging the steel wire. Flash must fall down which in the torch, comes the pigeon which a light shade does to paste suddenly holds the torch, soars to the main torch Taiwan's sky, as soon as this time Li Ning holds the fist in the other hand, the pigeon loose mouth, the torch falls to main torch Taiwan, the ceremonial fire lights. As the matter stands may frighten the world audience, two comes to be possible to appear our Chinese is not stereotypical, three tells the world, the Chinese nation is forever may unexpectedly find a way out like this never extinguishes, four consoles the investor, Green Olympics's meaning is a stock market green actually, but the present might copy the bottom. " - Han Han
Submitted by amrith (not verified) on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:46
what the hell is this??????????????
Submitted by lolli (not verified) on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:23
this is sparta!! Wrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

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