Frustrated composer and Hollywood music store clerk discovers a military grade microphone which transforms him into MORONICA: HARD ROCK HYPER HERO!
He shakes up the entertainment industry with hishilarious original tracks like Barfed in My Backpack, Big Boobed Babysitter, Clowns From Uranus and Who Took A Dump in My Lunchbox?
Moronica is a heavy metal maniac on a monsterous musical mission to eradicate Los Angeles of desperate American Idol contestants, annoying Maroon 5 clones and brainless Paris Hilton posers.
Not your typical crime fighter, Moronica must also battle a legion of other ?undesireables? ? actors, agents, gym freaks, industry suits, skinheads, stoned surfer dudes, pathetic geeks and mean old ladies with his totally tasteless tunes, sonic microphone, explosive musical weaponry and his fabulously foul belch and fart powered bio-weapons system!
Maury, a rock ?n roll composer and clerk at Moronic Music is dismayed by the homogenized, overly sincere, faux-sensitive artists being produced and marketed by the Hollywood talent machine that seems determined to suck forever.
Every band seems to look, and every song seems to sound, well...exactly the same!
Maury yearns to bring his music to the masses, but with the iTunes Store adding 15,000 new tracks a week and every clown with a Mac and Garageband recording endless amounts of lame and derivative garbage, how is an unknown musical genius going to ever make it in this screwed up business?
One day Maury discovers a military grade microphone down in the basement of the store and transforms into Moronica: The Duke of Decibels, The Guru of Grunge, The Messiah of Metal!
In a micro-second all his dreams are now realized, for there is no power greater than a loud mouth with a mic, and as Moronica no one can stop him from ascending to the very top of the Mock ?n Roll Hall of Shame.
He quickly selects his geeky and flatulent guitar tech co-worker Rodney Rump Roast to be his super hero side kick and appropriately names him Sphincter Boy. Rodney sets out to design the most dangerous musical instruments ever invented, including the Bone Crusher?, an extremely destructive trombone rocket launcher!
Now that his path to fame is mapped out, Moronica quickly puts his band together, hiring six fingered metal guitarist Pinky Ballistic, hearing impaired grunge bassist Dooby Bubonic, synth stroker Techno Hectic, and sickeningly sinister siamese twin drummers Wacki and Smacki Attaki.
Since no serious band would be without roadies to insult and
order around, Moronica enlists The McSchleppster Triplets (Stinky, Sticky and Stubby) into hauling around their equipment to every corner of the city as they film over the top music videos and perform illegal, impromptu concerts all across the streets of SoCal.
Along with his sexy and smart twin sister girlfriends Double D. (Delicious and Delectible), Moronica, Sphincter Boy and the band set out to force their unique brand of hard rock comedy onto the jaded and talent starved citizens of L.A.
On his trek to rock ?n roll immortality, Moronica dispenses his unique form of street justice to anyone who gets in his way as rabid groupies and unruly fans chase him all over the city and try to rip him to pieces...