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sign over the house dear mother

sign over the house dear mother

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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the winter wind is a howling, as i lie snug in my bed

can hear my mothers faint voice calling, should have sound proofed the shed

i get up and call out the window, please will you put down the rocks

stop breaking glass to get in, and I'll stop changing the locks

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just sign over the house dear mother

for i need me my own place

the old folks home is the place for you

will even help you pack your case

 

fathers gone forever, twas a tragic accident i know

should have seen him sunbathing when i laid the patio

have always done the best for you, yet you complain again and again

what is wrong with a stair lift, that can do a hundred and ten

 

a angel came and took her on a cold December day

she looks stupid on the back of a Harley

but at least shes out of my way

Comedy Type:

Script Length: 1.5m
Humor Type: Obscure / Absurd
Post date: Fri, 03/03/2017 - 15:26
Script Market: Public

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this song is not true


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