Job Interview

Job Interview

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (253876 Views 140 Comments)

Interviewer: So what are your skills?

Applicant: It’s on the resume

Interviewer: I want you to tell me!

Applicant:  Then resume becomes irrelevant!

Interviewer: No, I want to hear it; it will take for me to read

Applicant:  How can you be sure that the time taken by me to say is greater than the time taken by you to read!

Interviewer: Well isn't that obvious!

Applicant:  Not to me!

Interviewer: So let’s say you are hired!

Applicant:  Thank you! So I will start from tomorrow.

Interviewer:  No just assume!

Applicant:  OK! Why assume, you are authorized to give me a job right! And you just said that I am hired!

Interviewer: No I said, Assume!

Applicant:  Assume what?

Interviewer: Assume that you are hired!

Applicant:  By whom?

Interviewer:  By me!

Applicant:  OK. I assume that you have hired me.

Interviewer:  Will you work for a little less!

Applicant:  I will work less then!

Interviewer:  No! Then we are not going to hire you!

Applicant:  But why should I work more for less money, isn't that exploitation!

Interviewer:  No, it isn't it just that we don't feel you skills are up to the mark!

Applicant:  But I never told you my skills!

Interviewer: No, I read them!

Applicant:  Right now!

Interviewer:  No, before the interview!

Applicant:  Then why did you ask me for my skills before the interview!

Interviewer: I wanted to check your communication skills!

Applicant:  How did you check it then?

Interviewer:  I listened!

Applicant:  OK. I assume that!

Interviewer:  No I was keenly listening! You don't have to assume!

Applicant:  So I should stop assuming!

Interviewer:  Yes!

Applicant: What?

Interviewer:  Everything!

Applicant:  Then what happens!

Interviewer:  You can go!

Applicant: So only if I stop assuming I can go , but I don't want to go so I should not stop assuming. Am I right?

Interviewer:  Get out!

Applicant:  Not until you hire me!

Interviewer:  I am not going to hire you!

Applicant:  I am not going to assume anything now!

Interviewer:  Please go away, or else I will call security!

Applicant:  I don't need security, I feel safe with you!

Interviewer:  You are impossible to deal with!

Applicant:  Yes , with the deal you are offering I am. I need more.

Interviewer:  OK. You are hired as the new Manager. Welcome aboard!

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
2 Person
Script Length: Post date: Script Market:
Public

Copyright Statement

Funny👍

DipTheBond


Comments

   

Submitted by Cynthia (not verified) on Fri, 08/02/2013 - 17:12
I could really use this in humorous interpretation for speech and debate. It is truly funny but if you added more funny parts then it would be a lot better than it is, not that it's not good, it's great for me
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 08/03/2013 - 04:02
@Cynthia, Please use it. I can't modify stuff on this site, once posted.
Submitted by Ruben (not verified) on Wed, 08/07/2013 - 07:20
Can I use this for a youtube episode?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 08/07/2013 - 14:31
@Ruben. Yes, you can use it. Thanks.
Submitted by john von (not verified) on Fri, 08/09/2013 - 19:33
can i use this :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 08/10/2013 - 05:29
@john von Please feel free to use this or any other script that I write. Thanks.
Submitted by klines (not verified) on Tue, 08/13/2013 - 20:41
wow incredible
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 08/14/2013 - 00:39
@klines Thanks.
Submitted by Genius (not verified) on Mon, 08/19/2013 - 10:40
Can I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/20/2013 - 01:06
@Genius. Yes please.
Submitted by WorldWeirdness on Tue, 08/27/2013 - 06:46
Can I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/27/2013 - 08:46
@WorldWeirdness , Yes please
Submitted by ZAcha (not verified) on Sat, 09/21/2013 - 16:18
can I use it please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 09/22/2013 - 00:27
@Zacha Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Krintok on Fri, 10/04/2013 - 20:09
I am a member of an amateur dramatics group who are doing a series of scenes and songs on stage and I would like to do this script with your permission. thanks
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 10/05/2013 - 01:56
@Krontok, Please feel to use any of our scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by david thomas (not verified) on Fri, 10/11/2013 - 00:08
can i plz use this
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/11/2013 - 06:57
@david thomas Please feel free to use it. Thanks.
Submitted by Khanh (not verified) on Tue, 10/15/2013 - 14:22
I love this comedy, It's hillarious Can you allow me to use this comedy for my school's english play?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:32
@Khanh Yes please.
Submitted by jijigren on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 02:43
I think this is very funny. Can I use this script for my youtube video?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 03:42
@Tarmizi You can use all my scripts.
Submitted by Julie (not verified) on Sun, 10/20/2013 - 16:32
I have a Psych presentation tomorrow and this ties in perfectly with our subject. Would you mind if we used this??
Submitted by Christina (not verified) on Sun, 10/20/2013 - 17:59
Could I please use this for a school play? This would be hilarious to perform in front of our class and it is the perfect length
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 01:56
@Julie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 01:56
@Christina Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Julie (not verified) on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 03:19
Just wanted to tell you the skit was a hit! (Pun intended) Thanks!
Submitted by suraj on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 21:55
Hi can i use ur story to make my first short movie and upload to youtube.. thank you
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 10/22/2013 - 01:07
@suraj please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by ANGEL Y. (not verified) on Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:44
HI...I am 13 and I need something like this for a DIsney Channel Audition.Can I use it?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/25/2013 - 22:56
@ANGEL Y. You can use any of my scripts. Best of luck!
Submitted by Lenamarie ortiz (not verified) on Tue, 11/05/2013 - 12:00
Love it using it for drama class
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/05/2013 - 12:02
@Lenamarie ortiz Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by Arun (not verified) on Sun, 11/10/2013 - 21:25
Lovely. Can I use this script.
Submitted by Joanne (not verified) on Wed, 11/13/2013 - 00:43
hi! Can I use this? :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 11/13/2013 - 01:54
@Arun. Yes Please
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 11/13/2013 - 01:54
@Joanne Yes please
Submitted by Bethany (not verified) on Sat, 11/16/2013 - 09:56
Hello! I'm doing a comedy showcase for my senior show and was wondering if I could possibly use this lovely script of yours.
Submitted by Alice Hunt (not verified) on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 02:42
Cold I possibly use this amazing skit for my youtube channel ? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrY-kw5ZMCphv7hZJhBjTwA
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:29
@Bethany Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:30
@Alice Hunt Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Tiffany (not verified) on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 11:39
Hi, I would like to know if I have permission to use this amazing script. I really want to use this for my talent show and please respond asap, or else I will have to use another one and I think this one is awesome.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:50
@Tiffany You can use any of my scripts. Best of luck!
Submitted by Jammer8406015 (not verified) on Fri, 11/22/2013 - 19:22
Hi I have a school camp coming up and we have to do a skit. Can I use this one please? PLease reply ASAP.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 11/23/2013 - 01:42
@Jammer8406015 Please feel free to use any of my skits.
Submitted by eric (not verified) on Sat, 11/23/2013 - 08:35
Can I use this for a school project? The assignment is to literally bring in a comedy script two-three minutes long created by someone else.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 11/23/2013 - 11:12
@eric Please feel free to use it.
Submitted by jawad (not verified) on Mon, 11/25/2013 - 13:31
Hey bro, nice comefy, can i use it to make a comedy movie by adding dxtra flavours into it???
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:35
@jawad Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by mon (not verified) on Tue, 12/03/2013 - 16:46
can i use it for my task,please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 12/04/2013 - 02:46
@mon Yes please.
Submitted by sarah (not verified) on Tue, 12/31/2013 - 16:55
may i please use this for a play i'm trying out for?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 01/01/2014 - 04:21
@sarah Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Francesco (not verified) on Mon, 02/03/2014 - 17:09
This is so funny! Well done. May I use it for a taped scene? It will be for private use. Thanks in advance
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 02/03/2014 - 22:36
@Francesco Yes please.
Submitted by alvin (not verified) on Tue, 02/04/2014 - 20:00
may i use this for my project? thanks....
Submitted by jackiescott on Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:53
May I please consider this script for an upcoming event. quite funny.
Submitted by Andrea Hinkle (not verified) on Wed, 03/26/2014 - 14:19
Hi, your script is wonderful. I would like to know if I can use your script for my audition try outs?...Thank you
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:53
@Andrea Hinkle Yes please.
Submitted by Andy_Sean (not verified) on Tue, 05/13/2014 - 06:09
Hi, "Balle Kumar" :D just wanna inform you that I'd be using this in my YouTube Channel.. with maybe a few alterations Thanks a lot!
Submitted by KoolKookie (not verified) on Mon, 06/30/2014 - 07:52
Hi can i us this 4 a youtube video? thx!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 06/30/2014 - 22:37
@KoolKookie Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Stick-O (not verified) on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 12:15
Hello! can i use this script, please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 07/12/2014 - 11:46
@Stick-O Please feel free to use.
Submitted by Mang (not verified) on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 19:04
Hi. I'm trying to find a comedy video for a audition purpose and I thought this one was the best. I hope it's okay for it. Don't worry, I have your name in the credit.
Submitted by Damon (not verified) on Sun, 07/20/2014 - 12:11
Hey I'm writing a dark comedy script and wondering if I could some snippets of your script if not all of it. thanks :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 07/20/2014 - 14:06
@Mang Please feel to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 07/20/2014 - 14:07
@Damon Please feel to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by TDimageworks on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 16:14
hey i really like this script can i use it to make a video with
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/01/2014 - 09:38
@TDimageworks Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by TDimageworks on Wed, 10/01/2014 - 15:51
@Balle Kumars Universe thank you and once im done ill send the link to you to watch it :)
Submitted by Ziggy Media (not verified) on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 19:25
I am a Mass Media Student with Amarillo College, Amarillo Texas. I was wondering if I could get permission to use this script for a short for my film class.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 04:00
@Ziggy Media Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by producerziggy on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 06:22
Thank you. Much appreciated.
Submitted by manish naidu (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:09
hi balle balle.... i want to make short film on this.. can u give this to me.. i want more comedy for short film or for feature if you have u can mail me...myselfmanish1811@gmail.com
Submitted by manish naidu (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:11
hi can ur provide me ur no or mail id..or fb id link..to keep in touch with u..
Submitted by funnyscripts (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2014 - 09:28
Can I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 09:19
@manishnaidu Please feel free to use any of my scripts. https://www.facebook.com/balle.kumar
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 09:19
@funnyscripts Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Brenda Ramirez (not verified) on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 04:49
May i please use this scene for a presentation i have to do for an agent in a week please? I really enjoyed it. :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 06:26
@Brenda Ramirez Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Ramya on Wed, 11/12/2014 - 16:40
Hello, All your scripts are so fantastic and humorous. Can I use your scripts to perform Theater acts for a Fund Raising event ?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:41
@Ramya Ramamurthy Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:39
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:39
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:39
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:43
sorry kinda pressed the enter button too many times
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 11/26/2014 - 03:51
@Ywrath Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Patsthebunny (not verified) on Sun, 12/14/2014 - 07:23
Can I use this script for my YouTube channel?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 12/14/2014 - 07:34
@Patsthebunny Yes
Submitted by qsgyxxysss on Sun, 01/11/2015 - 09:01
May I use this in a video for homework?
Submitted by qsgyxxysss on Sun, 01/11/2015 - 09:01
May I use this in a video for homework?
Submitted by Jacey (not verified) on Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:59
Hello, If you are reading this, is it possible hat you can write me one to perform on a Masquerade contest? It has to be less than 2 minutes so it should be somewhere near the same length as this one. -jaceymapg@Gmail.com
Submitted by Julia (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2015 - 08:31
Hi! I was wondering if I could use this script to act out on my YouTube channel? I will of course mention your name :) Julia :)
Submitted by landonlloyd13 on Tue, 02/10/2015 - 09:58
Hi! I was wondering if I could use this!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 02/10/2015 - 14:09
@FanMinecraft455 Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by NikolaDobricic (not verified) on Thu, 03/19/2015 - 11:49
@Balle Kumar's Universe I have an audition and I was wondering if i can use your skit?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 03/19/2015 - 14:44
@NikolaDobricic Please feel free to use any of the scripts.
Submitted by will (not verified) on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:37
Can I use your scripts? Thank you in advance
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 03/31/2015 - 05:10
@will Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by winnie (not verified) on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 22:02
It's hilarious! Please allow me to use this script.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 04/12/2015 - 16:56
@winnie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bella (not verified) on Mon, 04/27/2015 - 13:22
can i use this for a little thing to raise money
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 04/28/2015 - 09:09
@bella You can use any of my scripts to raise money.
Submitted by Brandi Hulsey (not verified) on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 02:07
Hi. My drama club students are trying some improv and we are going to break up our little "performance" with some fun skits! Can my students use this? They love it! :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 05:12
@Brandi Hulsey Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Charles (not verified) on Wed, 05/27/2015 - 10:42
Do you mind if I use this for a French project? Very funny!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 05/28/2015 - 03:03
@Charles Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by GANESH CHINNI (not verified) on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:26
Can i use this for an audition and conversation for short film making
Submitted by Mari (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 02:59
May I please use this for a school project?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:22
@GANESH CHINNI Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:23
@Mari Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by jdrowry14 on Tue, 06/30/2015 - 05:20
Hi I love this script ! May I use it for a short comedy film ?This is for my first short film . Thank you.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 02:17
@Balle Kumar's Universe Please feel free to use any of the scripts.
Submitted by Domino on Sun, 07/12/2015 - 07:58
@Balle Kumar's Universe hey i love the script it is really funny and i was wondering if i could use your script for a youtube comedy sketch.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 07/13/2015 - 04:06
@Domino Yes please.
Submitted by Jemima (not verified) on Tue, 10/20/2015 - 23:47
Love this. Please may I use it for a monologue/duologue project we are doing at school?
Submitted by Fred (not verified) on Sun, 12/06/2015 - 09:18
Hey, I really like this script, this is really good and well written. I was wondering if I could use it for short film.
Submitted by asecretadmirer on Sat, 01/23/2016 - 04:44
May I use this script? It's a wonderful skit to act out virtually!
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Tue, 03/22/2016 - 15:21
Can I use this for a school wide and city wide competion? Thanks please respond ASAP or else I may have to choose a different skit.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 03/23/2016 - 01:52
All above can freely use the skit. Permission is granted by me.
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Wed, 03/23/2016 - 11:26
Would you mind if I used any of your skits for my presentations like said above?
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Thu, 03/24/2016 - 12:57
Please let me know! Your skits are really good! Nice!
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Thu, 03/24/2016 - 12:57
Please let me know! Your skits are really good! Nice!
Submitted by michaelyang1 on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 13:22
Can I use this for a school talent show? This skit is really funny and overall, it was amazing and i cried because i was laughing so much!
Submitted by Logan (not verified) on Fri, 04/22/2016 - 16:07
May I please use this for a YouTube script.
Submitted by Fred (not verified) on Sun, 04/24/2016 - 05:07
Hi Balle, Here is the short we shoot based on your script. https://vimeo.com/163882207 Thanks again. :-) F
Submitted by MAL0033 on Sun, 04/24/2016 - 14:20
I like this script and would like to make a short play in my school and post it on youtube. May I please? Thanks - Dhruv
Submitted by valio150@yahoo.ca on Thu, 04/28/2016 - 23:58
Hello, I like this script! Can I use this please?
Submitted by valio150@yahoo.ca on Fri, 04/29/2016 - 00:22
Can I use this script for my next TV comedy seires as guideline? Thanks
Submitted by aashivmidha on Tue, 08/09/2016 - 15:39
I can use this for youtube ?
Submitted by nkkhan099 on Thu, 08/18/2016 - 09:00
Sir, i want to use this script, its so humorous, can i use it???
Submitted by Nana (not verified) on Sun, 01/01/2017 - 06:29
I would love to do a video of this for fun skits with your permission... thank you.
Submitted by Robin on Tue, 03/28/2017 - 15:50
Hey do you Mind If I use This For A YouTube Video. I'll Give You Credit.
Submitted by Bisuga Oluwatomiwa on Wed, 05/31/2017 - 15:25
plix mssg me on bisugatomiwa5@gmail.com
Submitted by Harks on Thu, 07/20/2017 - 18:13
am i allowed to use it. i will even give credit.
Submitted by Dip Ghule on Sat, 09/02/2017 - 17:05
I tried to post a production here but this site doesn't allow me to. Hence Pasting link here : https://youtu.be/HfWRVuAnbS8 It's a great script, I loved it. I tried a video, please watch and give me a feedback.
Submitted by MrUnreliable on Sun, 10/01/2017 - 05:34
Sir, Can i use this on a sitcom activity in our school?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 10/01/2017 - 17:18
******************************************************************************************* TO EVERYONE: NO NEED TO TAKE PERMISSION. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THE SCRIPT *******************************************************************************************
Submitted by Nadia Derradji on Thu, 11/23/2017 - 09:57
thank you sir.

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