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Job Interview

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Interviewer: So what are your skills?

Applicant: It’s on the resume

Interviewer: I want you to tell me!

Applicant:  Then resume becomes irrelevant!

Interviewer: No, I want to hear it; it will take for me to read

Applicant:  How can you be sure that the time taken by me to say is greater than the time taken by you to read!

Interviewer: Well isn't that obvious!

Applicant:  Not to me!

Interviewer: So let’s say you are hired!

Applicant:  Thank you! So I will start from tomorrow.

Interviewer:  No just assume!

Applicant:  OK! Why assume, you are authorized to give me a job right! And you just said that I am hired!

Interviewer: No I said, Assume!

Applicant:  Assume what?

Interviewer: Assume that you are hired!

Applicant:  By whom?

Interviewer:  By me!

Applicant:  OK. I assume that you have hired me.

Interviewer:  Will you work for a little less!

Applicant:  I will work less then!

Interviewer:  No! Then we are not going to hire you!

Applicant:  But why should I work more for less money, isn't that exploitation!

Interviewer:  No, it isn't it just that we don't feel you skills are up to the mark!

Applicant:  But I never told you my skills!

Interviewer: No, I read them!

Applicant:  Right now!

Interviewer:  No, before the interview!

Applicant:  Then why did you ask me for my skills before the interview!

Interviewer: I wanted to check your communication skills!

Applicant:  How did you check it then?

Interviewer:  I listened!

Applicant:  OK. I assume that!

Interviewer:  No I was keenly listening! You don't have to assume!

Applicant:  So I should stop assuming!

Interviewer:  Yes!

Applicant: What?

Interviewer:  Everything!

Applicant:  Then what happens!

Interviewer:  You can go!

Applicant: So only if I stop assuming I can go , but I don't want to go so I should not stop assuming. Am I right?

Interviewer:  Get out!

Applicant:  Not until you hire me!

Interviewer:  I am not going to hire you!

Applicant:  I am not going to assume anything now!

Interviewer:  Please go away, or else I will call security!

Applicant:  I don't need security, I feel safe with you!

Interviewer:  You are impossible to deal with!

Applicant:  Yes , with the deal you are offering I am. I need more.

Interviewer:  OK. You are hired as the new Manager. Welcome aboard!

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Comments

Cynthia (not verified)
I could really use this in humorous interpretation for speech and debate. It is truly funny but if you added more funny parts then it would be a lot better than it is, not that it's not good, it's great for me

bkuniverse
@Cynthia, Please use it. I can't modify stuff on this site, once posted.

Ruben (not verified)
Can I use this for a youtube episode?

bkuniverse
@Ruben. Yes, you can use it. Thanks.

john von (not verified)
can i use this :)

bkuniverse
@john von Please feel free to use this or any other script that I write. Thanks.

klines (not verified)
wow incredible

bkuniverse
@klines Thanks.

Genius (not verified)
Can I use this?

bkuniverse
@Genius. Yes please.

WorldWeirdness
Can I use this?

bkuniverse
@WorldWeirdness , Yes please

ZAcha (not verified)
can I use it please?

bkuniverse
@Zacha Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.

Krintok
I am a member of an amateur dramatics group who are doing a series of scenes and songs on stage and I would like to do this script with your permission. thanks

bkuniverse
@Krontok, Please feel to use any of our scripts. Thanks.

david thomas (not verified)
can i plz use this

bkuniverse
@david thomas Please feel free to use it. Thanks.

Khanh (not verified)
I love this comedy, It's hillarious Can you allow me to use this comedy for my school's english play?

bkuniverse
@Khanh Yes please.

jijigren
I think this is very funny. Can I use this script for my youtube video?

bkuniverse
@Tarmizi You can use all my scripts.

Julie (not verified)
I have a Psych presentation tomorrow and this ties in perfectly with our subject. Would you mind if we used this??

Christina (not verified)
Could I please use this for a school play? This would be hilarious to perform in front of our class and it is the perfect length

bkuniverse
@Julie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

bkuniverse
@Christina Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Julie (not verified)
Just wanted to tell you the skit was a hit! (Pun intended) Thanks!

suraj
Hi can i use ur story to make my first short movie and upload to youtube.. thank you

bkuniverse
@suraj please feel free to use any of my scripts.

ANGEL Y. (not verified)
HI...I am 13 and I need something like this for a DIsney Channel Audition.Can I use it?

bkuniverse
@ANGEL Y. You can use any of my scripts. Best of luck!

Lenamarie ortiz (not verified)
Love it using it for drama class

bkuniverse
@Lenamarie ortiz Please feel free to use the script.

Arun (not verified)
Lovely. Can I use this script.

Joanne (not verified)
hi! Can I use this? :)

bkuniverse
@Arun. Yes Please

bkuniverse
@Joanne Yes please

Bethany (not verified)
Hello! I'm doing a comedy showcase for my senior show and was wondering if I could possibly use this lovely script of yours.

Alice Hunt (not verified)
Cold I possibly use this amazing skit for my youtube channel ? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrY-kw5ZMCphv7hZJhBjTwA

bkuniverse
@Bethany Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

bkuniverse
@Alice Hunt Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Tiffany (not verified)
Hi, I would like to know if I have permission to use this amazing script. I really want to use this for my talent show and please respond asap, or else I will have to use another one and I think this one is awesome.

bkuniverse
@Tiffany You can use any of my scripts. Best of luck!

Jammer8406015 (not verified)
Hi I have a school camp coming up and we have to do a skit. Can I use this one please? PLease reply ASAP.

bkuniverse
@Jammer8406015 Please feel free to use any of my skits.

eric (not verified)
Can I use this for a school project? The assignment is to literally bring in a comedy script two-three minutes long created by someone else.

bkuniverse
@eric Please feel free to use it.

jawad (not verified)
Hey bro, nice comefy, can i use it to make a comedy movie by adding dxtra flavours into it???

bkuniverse
@jawad Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

mon (not verified)
can i use it for my task,please?

bkuniverse
@mon Yes please.

sarah (not verified)
may i please use this for a play i'm trying out for?

bkuniverse
@sarah Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Francesco (not verified)
This is so funny! Well done. May I use it for a taped scene? It will be for private use. Thanks in advance

bkuniverse
@Francesco Yes please.

alvin (not verified)
may i use this for my project? thanks....

jackiescott
May I please consider this script for an upcoming event. quite funny.

Andrea Hinkle (not verified)
Hi, your script is wonderful. I would like to know if I can use your script for my audition try outs?...Thank you

bkuniverse
@Andrea Hinkle Yes please.

Andy_Sean (not verified)
Hi, "Balle Kumar" :D just wanna inform you that I'd be using this in my YouTube Channel.. with maybe a few alterations Thanks a lot!

KoolKookie (not verified)
Hi can i us this 4 a youtube video? thx!!

bkuniverse
@KoolKookie Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.

Stick-O (not verified)
Hello! can i use this script, please?

bkuniverse
@Stick-O Please feel free to use.

Mang (not verified)
Hi. I'm trying to find a comedy video for a audition purpose and I thought this one was the best. I hope it's okay for it. Don't worry, I have your name in the credit.

Damon (not verified)
Hey I'm writing a dark comedy script and wondering if I could some snippets of your script if not all of it. thanks :)

bkuniverse
@Mang Please feel to use any of my scripts.

bkuniverse
@Damon Please feel to use any of my scripts.

TDimageworks
hey i really like this script can i use it to make a video with

bkuniverse
@TDimageworks Please feel free to use the script.

TDimageworks
@Balle Kumars Universe thank you and once im done ill send the link to you to watch it :)

Ziggy Media (not verified)
I am a Mass Media Student with Amarillo College, Amarillo Texas. I was wondering if I could get permission to use this script for a short for my film class.

bkuniverse
@Ziggy Media Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

producerziggy
Thank you. Much appreciated.

manish naidu (not verified)
hi balle balle.... i want to make short film on this.. can u give this to me.. i want more comedy for short film or for feature if you have u can mail me...myselfmanish1811@gmail.com

manish naidu (not verified)
hi can ur provide me ur no or mail id..or fb id link..to keep in touch with u..

funnyscripts (not verified)
Can I use this?

bkuniverse
@manishnaidu Please feel free to use any of my scripts. https://www.facebook.com/balle.kumar

bkuniverse
@funnyscripts Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Brenda Ramirez (not verified)
May i please use this scene for a presentation i have to do for an agent in a week please? I really enjoyed it. :)

bkuniverse
@Brenda Ramirez Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Ramya
Hello, All your scripts are so fantastic and humorous. Can I use your scripts to perform Theater acts for a Fund Raising event ?

bkuniverse
@Ramya Ramamurthy Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Ywrath (not verified)
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?

Ywrath (not verified)
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?

Ywrath (not verified)
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?

Ywrath (not verified)
sorry kinda pressed the enter button too many times

bkuniverse
@Ywrath Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Patsthebunny (not verified)
Can I use this script for my YouTube channel?

bkuniverse
@Patsthebunny Yes

qsgyxxysss
May I use this in a video for homework?

qsgyxxysss
May I use this in a video for homework?

Jacey (not verified)
Hello, If you are reading this, is it possible hat you can write me one to perform on a Masquerade contest? It has to be less than 2 minutes so it should be somewhere near the same length as this one. -jaceymapg@Gmail.com

Julia (not verified)
Hi! I was wondering if I could use this script to act out on my YouTube channel? I will of course mention your name :) Julia :)

landonlloyd13
Hi! I was wondering if I could use this!

bkuniverse
@FanMinecraft455 Please feel free to use the script.

NikolaDobricic (not verified)
@Balle Kumar's Universe I have an audition and I was wondering if i can use your skit?

bkuniverse
@NikolaDobricic Please feel free to use any of the scripts.

will (not verified)
Can I use your scripts? Thank you in advance

bkuniverse
@will Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

winnie (not verified)
It's hilarious! Please allow me to use this script.

bkuniverse
@winnie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

bella (not verified)
can i use this for a little thing to raise money

bkuniverse
@bella You can use any of my scripts to raise money.

Brandi Hulsey (not verified)
Hi. My drama club students are trying some improv and we are going to break up our little "performance" with some fun skits! Can my students use this? They love it! :)

bkuniverse
@Brandi Hulsey Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Charles (not verified)
Do you mind if I use this for a French project? Very funny!

bkuniverse
@Charles Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

GANESH CHINNI (not verified)
Can i use this for an audition and conversation for short film making

Mari (not verified)
May I please use this for a school project?

bkuniverse
@GANESH CHINNI Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

bkuniverse
@Mari Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

jdrowry14
Hi I love this script ! May I use it for a short comedy film ?This is for my first short film . Thank you.

bkuniverse
@Balle Kumar's Universe Please feel free to use any of the scripts.

Domino
@Balle Kumar's Universe hey i love the script it is really funny and i was wondering if i could use your script for a youtube comedy sketch.

bkuniverse
@Domino Yes please.

Jemima (not verified)
Love this. Please may I use it for a monologue/duologue project we are doing at school?

Fred (not verified)
Hey, I really like this script, this is really good and well written. I was wondering if I could use it for short film.

asecretadmirer
May I use this script? It's a wonderful skit to act out virtually!

Luwam (not verified)
Can I use this for a school wide and city wide competion? Thanks please respond ASAP or else I may have to choose a different skit.

bkuniverse
All above can freely use the skit. Permission is granted by me.

Luwam (not verified)
Would you mind if I used any of your skits for my presentations like said above?

Luwam (not verified)
Please let me know! Your skits are really good! Nice!

Luwam (not verified)
Please let me know! Your skits are really good! Nice!

michaelyang1
Can I use this for a school talent show? This skit is really funny and overall, it was amazing and i cried because i was laughing so much!

Logan (not verified)
May I please use this for a YouTube script.

Fred (not verified)
Hi Balle, Here is the short we shoot based on your script. https://vimeo.com/163882207 Thanks again. :-) F

MAL0033
I like this script and would like to make a short play in my school and post it on youtube. May I please? Thanks - Dhruv

valio150@yahoo.ca
Hello, I like this script! Can I use this please?

valio150@yahoo.ca
Can I use this script for my next TV comedy seires as guideline? Thanks

aashivmidha
I can use this for youtube ?

nkkhan099
Sir, i want to use this script, its so humorous, can i use it???

Nana (not verified)
I would love to do a video of this for fun skits with your permission... thank you.

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