Forgetful Husband

Forgetful Husband

(3m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (144095 Views 72 Comments)

Wife: Where is the milk?

Husband: Milk! Did you tell me to bring Milk?

Wife: No.

Husband: Then?

Wife: I wrote it on a paper and that paper is still pasted on your sleeve. Did you even read the paper?

(Looks at it)

Husband: OK. God I forgot about it.

Wife: Right! and you didn't forget to bring Beer.

Husband: Yes. So?

Wife: I didn't even tell you bring beer.

Husband: See I remembered something.

Wife: And you also bought chips, dvds and let me see a new golf cap.

Husband: Yes.

Wife: How did you not forget all of this?

Husband: I am not sure.

Wife: Let me tell you, you never forget whatever is important for you.

Husband: Not like that.

Wife: You FORGOT my mom at the zoo.

Husband: Once I entered the zoo I could not figure out your Mom from the other animals.

Wife: What?

Husband:  I told her not to wear that hat with colorful feathers. I even told her not to move very close or tough the  cages because someone might shoot her thinking a wild animal is trying to escape.

Wife: So when my Mom was running after you shouting your name , you thought it is a bird or something.

Husband: No I forgot my name.

Wife: Reasons and reasons. This can't continue. You need to be responsible.

Husband: For your Mom.

Wife: No for your forgetfulness.

Husband: It is not that I have control.

Wife: Ok! But why didn't you forget your mother any where.

Husband: I don't know.

Wife: Let me tell you she is your mother and she is important for you.

Husband: Ok. She also deosn't leave my hand.

Wife: Ok. You never forget your parents birthday but always forget my birthday. How is that?

Husband: Because both were born on Christmass and I was raised as a staunch Christian.

Wife: You never forget to go to play golf.

Husband: My friend calls me up.

Wife: You never forget to watch your favorite TV show.

Husband: Because it comes at the same time every day.

Wife: Ok and you never forget the name of the favorite dish at the restaurant.

Husband:Yes because I have been eating the same since I was a kid.

Wife: But you forget to empty the trash, do the dishes and feed the cat.

Husband: I see the cat sitting on the trash and licking the dishes and so I don't want to disturb the cat.

Wife: Why?

Husband: You don't want an angry cat in the house. And after seeing it licking the dishes I don't want to overfeed it.

Wife: Goodness!! Look at your excuses. Ok. I want the trash and dishes to be taken care of irrespective of the cat.

Husband: You should be grateful that is only because of my forgetfullness we have a son today.

Wife: (Smiling) Stop it.

Husband: Stella , lets go upstairs.

Wife: Stella is the name of the cat. My name is .. anyways lets go.

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Submitted by Amit (not verified) on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 21:48
It is actually an unforgettable pice of work. If you'd permit me may i enact this script of ours in my upcoming cultural fest at ITC. MAURYA. Be rest assured i'll definately give entire credit to your hardwork.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 02:53
@Amit Thanks for the appreciation. You can use it.
Submitted by Diya Kothari on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:48
Sir, This is indeed a hilarious and unforgettable piece of work. If you would permit me may I use this script of yours for a skit. Be relaxed, I will definitely give all the credit to "Balle Kumar's Universe". Thank You
Submitted by Diya Kothari on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:50
Sir, I need it by tomorrow. Kindly reply immediately. Thank You
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 01:43
@Diya. Thanks. Yes you can use it.
Submitted by Diya Kothari on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 22:50
Thank You so much Sir.
Submitted by Antonija (not verified) on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 13:53
wow..:)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 14:15
@Antonija Thanks for commenting on my two skits. Appreciate your encouragement.
Submitted by Abhishek Mankame (not verified) on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 21:28
That was a real buty for a comedy script. Hats off. Real peace of work.
Submitted by Djoai on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:41
This is a very nice comedy to play on the stage. I like to enact it with my friend. Would you please give me permission? Subha.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:56
@Subha Yes. Thanks.
Submitted by vikrant (not verified) on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:24
sir, really like the script and want to use it in my school gathering... MAY I?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:37
@vikrant yes please.
Submitted by viknesh (not verified) on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 23:55
sir, this is an awesome script. Would you let me use this script? thanks
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 02:41
@viknesh. Thanks. Please feel free to use it.
Submitted by lethuy (not verified) on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 00:34
Very, very interesting story. May I use this story for my short play at school pls? Tks alot.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 01:07
@lethuy, Yes please. Thanks.
Submitted by alok (not verified) on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 01:26
i didnt quite get the last part of the conversation... where he says tht because of his forgetfulness they have a son.. can someone enlighten this dimwit here.. thanks
Submitted by Cassia Hill (not verified) on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 23:20
Please if I can use this skit and give you the credits I would be so excited
Submitted by ballekumar on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 07:42
@Cassia Hill , please use it , no need to give credit , gift from me.
Submitted by Lani.S (not verified) on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 19:36
Hello sir, would you mind if i used your script, all credits would go towards you of course :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 06:35
@Lani.S Yes , you can use the script. Thanks.
Submitted by Maria (not verified) on Tue, 03/26/2013 - 15:22
I would like to use this for my class.If you let me that is.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 04/01/2013 - 05:43
@Maria yes please
Submitted by AriAnna (not verified) on Sat, 04/13/2013 - 06:03
I love this skit, can I use it in class please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 04/13/2013 - 21:40
Please feel free to use the script. Thanks.
Submitted by Manjinder Singh (not verified) on Wed, 04/24/2013 - 23:59
Good, very good, can you write a funny script for me to perform on our 25th Anniversary by us.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:21
@Majinder, Apologize but I no longer write any scripts. This is the only one I have with a topic similar http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedy-Scripts/Funny/View/Script/707/Marriage-Anniversary.aspx You are free to use this or anyone of mine if you lie. H
Submitted by James (not verified) on Wed, 05/22/2013 - 07:26
Best script I found on here! I need to read a play for my Toastmasters presentation next week, can I please use this? Of course, I will give you credit during my opening comments.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/22/2013 - 09:17
@James, thanks. please feel free to use this or any other script i have written.
Submitted by James (not verified) on Fri, 05/24/2013 - 07:52
You're welcome, and...thanks!
Submitted by Rebecca Stowe (not verified) on Sat, 07/27/2013 - 04:51
I really love this and I would also love to make a short film with it. Is that okay with you?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 07/27/2013 - 08:09
@Rebecca Stowe Thanks. Please feel free to use this or any other script of mine for any purpose.
Submitted by dr pritpal (not verified) on Fri, 09/06/2013 - 01:13
it is really hillarious,cant stop laughngg,thnk u boss
Submitted by dillu84k on Tue, 09/17/2013 - 06:50
nice work, can i use this script?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 09/18/2013 - 05:01
@DK , you can use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Sofia_ayala on Tue, 11/05/2013 - 11:39
May I use your script for my school assignment? Please. I need a response today because I need it tmrw. Thank you!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/05/2013 - 12:00
@Sofia_ayala Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by heyabe (not verified) on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:06
May i please use this its so funny i want to act this out for my class may i sir
Submitted by heyabe (not verified) on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:11
I need a response today Plz its so funny all credit goes to as always
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:49
@heyabe, you can use any of my scripts. best of luck.
Submitted by kay2jiggy on Tue, 04/08/2014 - 09:01
May I use this funny script for a university film project on 04/13/14? I will do a nice job with this...Thank you Kerry Velon
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 04/09/2014 - 00:01
@kay2jiggy Please feel free to use this script.
Submitted by Ana (not verified) on Wed, 05/28/2014 - 06:06
May I use this as my mono act in middle school tomorrow?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/28/2014 - 23:06
@Ana Yes
Submitted by saveera (not verified) on Tue, 06/24/2014 - 01:23
i really like this skit a lot . it is hilarious
Submitted by Ryan (not verified) on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 18:37
Can I please use this for my humorous interpretation tomorrow?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 07/12/2014 - 11:45
@Ryan Yes please.
Submitted by kavi on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 20:52
May I please use this script to be acted out in my class? Thanks
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:35
@kavim Please feel free to use it.
Submitted by tony (not verified) on Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:40
may I use this script because I have to get a script and this script is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 01/07/2015 - 01:13
@tony Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by stephen_D_actor (not verified) on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 18:59
Hello my name is Stephen Diaz and I wanted to ask permission to use this skit in an upcoming Kennedy center film festival. Sorry I'm new to this site.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 01/29/2015 - 01:49
@hopeful_actor Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by winnie (not verified) on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:49
It's a great script. I respectfully ask for a permission to use this in our class reunion. Thank you, and more power.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 04/12/2015 - 16:55
@winnie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Kiran (not verified) on Mon, 05/04/2015 - 15:36
Hi, this is a great script and hillarious. Could you please give me the permission to use this script in one of our performances. We would like to perfrom this in a small gathering. Thank you very much in advance.
Submitted by Brandi Hulsey (not verified) on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 02:06
Hi. My drama club students are trying some improv and we are going to break up our little "performance" with some fun skits! Can my students use this? They love it! :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 05:13
@Kiran: Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 05:14
@Brandi Hulsey Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Linda (not verified) on Thu, 06/04/2015 - 06:42
We are having a fellowship at church and need some skits. I like this one. Would you mind if I used it or any other one that you have on here? Thanks
Submitted by Jeff Rybak (not verified) on Thu, 06/04/2015 - 08:48
May I have permission to use this script for an entertainment piece tomorrow at my school? This is perfect for the time we are being given.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 06/07/2015 - 15:50
@Linda Please feel free to use any of my skits.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 06/07/2015 - 15:51
@Jeff Rybak Please feel free to use any of my skits.
Submitted by Rahul (not verified) on Sat, 07/25/2015 - 02:40
sir i hv to prepare comedy monoact today in hindi about i am eating junk food n now i want to do diet because i become fat .sir send me now it is emergency
Submitted by ashishkchaudhary on Mon, 10/26/2015 - 19:24
can i use this script for my web series ? video production ? i am trying to make a series on husband and wife relation . if u can write and 3, 4 parts of whole web series bw husband and wife , tht would be awesome and if u want to associate with u . please do let me know at : ashishkchaudhary@yahoo.co.in
Submitted by dwayne on Thu, 01/07/2016 - 14:23
I enjoyed this piece very much! May I please use this for a coffee house skit with a friend? There is no money being made from the performance.
Submitted by garcia5623 on Wed, 03/16/2016 - 10:29
Can I use this for school?
Submitted by ABANE TABE ELVIS AKO (not verified) on Wed, 04/06/2016 - 04:51
i love comedy, how can i get this every day?
Submitted by ABANE TABE ELVIS AKO (not verified) on Wed, 04/06/2016 - 04:54
Hahahahahahh.... That man needs God's intervention ohoooo. love it so much. plse who is the producer of this?
Submitted by Aun J. (not verified) on Sat, 12/24/2016 - 03:46
Hi, I could use this script with some minute changes? A change would be removing the last bit about having a child by accident since I'm would like to do this skit for a wedding.
Submitted by Jonathan Fokker on Fri, 07/14/2017 - 07:05
Can we use this script in a video? We would love to give you credit for it.

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