DRUNK GUY #1
You know, I've been told that at conception the butthole is the first thing that comes into being, and that the baby grows from there.
DRUNK GUY #2
Don't be an ass.
DRUNK GUY #1
Well apparently that was the first thing I was!
DRUNK GUY #2
That's a wives tale.
DRUNK GUY #1
Hey, my wife told her friend yesterday that she had married an asshole, and that I was an asshole from the beginning.
DRUNK GUY #2
You're confusing butthole with asshole.
DRUNK GUY #1
What's the difference?
DRUNK GUY #2
The difference is an ass CAN have a butthole, but a butthole CAN'T have an ass. Therefore; you are an asshole who believes he came from a butthole.
DRUNK GUY #1
Somehow I think your logic is flawed.
DRUNK GUY #2
Actually, logically speaking, since you think you came from a butthole, that makes you a piece of shit.
DRUNK GUY #1
Asshole!
DRUNK GUY #2
Now we're getting somewhere.
