The King and The Really Annoying Kid Every Class Has

The King and The Really Annoying Kid Every Class Has

(2.5m)   by captainmo
 

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King:(enters classroom) I have arrived you may worship me now!(sees nobody is worshiping him) I said WORSHIP ME!

Annoying kid:I don?t wanna, you see I had this bad lunch and I don?t feel good

King: YOU DARE DEFY ME???

Annoying kid: I dareith you guess

King: You shall be dealt with later until then let us resume our education

Annoying kid: pssst?. Dude

King: You dare address me in such a foul way???

Annoying kid: I just need a pencil gosh

King:Fine Fine I guess you can use the royal pencil(Gives pencil)

Annoying kid: it?s just a pencil your royal highness-Oh I am sorry your royal shortness

King: You dare mock my short stature??? It?s highness

Annoying kid: For you it?s not

King: You dare insult(dramatic pause) ME!?!?!?!?!?!

Annoying kid: You say ?you dare? a lot

King: Whatever

Annoying kid: Hey did you see family guy last night? Remember when stewie tried to-

King: Will you stop? I?m trying to focus!

Annoying kid: Hey king, king, king ,king, king, king, king, king

King: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Annoying kid: Well if you are going to be rude about it I won?t tell you

King: THAT IS IT! I have had it up to here with you! You sir, are hereby banished from my kingdom

Annoying kid: What kingdom?

King: The kingdom of(super dramatic pause here) DRAMATICA!!

Annoying kid: First of all I don?t think that really exists and second you are banished from my kingdom of(he thinks hard) Scientifica-land-place

King: Please only a king can banish somebody from a kingdom

Annoying kid: Yeah and only your mamma can create something that ugly

King: You dare speak ill of my mother?????

Annoying kid: Ugly & deaf that is a bad combination

King: SO BE IT THEN! Your mother-

Teacher: Break it up you two before I have to give you both one way tickets to the kingdom of Detentionia

Annoying kid & King: Sorry

King: But his momma is  so ugly-

Annoying kid: Okay that is it! We will settle this like real men in the courtyard tomorrow at 4:01.

King: So rock, paper, scissors?

Annoying kid: Yeah

King: SO BE IT THEN

TO BE CONTINUED

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Author's Message

It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you have to do is letting me know you're doing so, give me credit for it, and send me the link of the final cut! Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot.

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Comments

   

Julie (not verified)
VERY funny!

sammy (not verified)
Very funny, mind if I use this a video on youtube?

captainmo
Yes you can sammy but make sure you give credit to Morgan Fisher & Jay Gutierrez have fun

Monica (not verified)
I LOVE THiS. I am going to make a video with hit son youtube. I will give all credits to: Morgan Fisher & Jay Gutierrez Thankss

captainmo
Okay thanks and have fun!!

Jennifer (not verified)
Hahah this is hilarious! I am going to remember this and make a YouTube video about it!

shiade clarke (not verified)
same im doing an audition for a high skool thing in i feel in love with this scripted

captainmo
Hmmmmm, should I actually make a sequel to this script and if so, how would you like it to go?

renzo (not verified)
where is the part 2 of this story???? im going to use this for our comedy skit contest in september 24, 2011.

captainmo
So... I take that as you want a sequel? If you do then I will make one and on time for your contest

alyssa jones (not verified)
im soon going to be a disney channle actor i was just acting right a little plactice

Courtney (not verified)
write a sequel!!!! I love it!!!!!

Monica (not verified)
Wow! This is really funny! Mind if I use it for The Beijing English Language Festival?

625701
hey...are u going 2 post a sequel??? u should! i loved this one it was hilarious!!

vinny (not verified)
how do i contact the author? this is a really good skit and i want to use it for a competition on november 30th. i want to know if i can use this skit.

captainmo
Vinny you have 2 options, create an account here and PM me, or you could look on my profile to get my email. And you can use my script, Break Legs!

Shyloh Greene (not verified)
Would you mind if I did this for my Talent Show?I'm doing a Comedy Sit and I would really love to use this,Thanks!

captainmo
Go ahead

madison gomez (not verified)
great work

taylor swift 763 (not verified)
i wanna use this as a class play.can i use this.if they like it maybe then they will let me do this in our assembly.

captainmo
Yes you can use it 'taylor swift 763", and thank you very much "Madison Gomez"

Silver Fern Fan (not verified)
UUUUUMMMMMM! Question. You said that it was to be continued??? Where is the second one! And why are you asking if you want a sequel if you sai TO BE CONTINUED ???!!!

captainmo
The sequel was already written; if you go to my profile and hit the scripts button it should show all my scripts (including this one and the second one). As for the asking about others about the sequel, when my friend and I wrote this script we were actually only posting on here to make sure our scripts were safely preserved (in case one of our hard drives got busted). We thought about writing, and posting, even more for everyone's amusement, but first I was wondering if there was a large enough demand. There was, and Jay and I got to work on the second one. I'm trying to talk him into helping me write a second sequel, or more original material. We aren't as funny by ourselves as we are when we're together, so it's a combination of both our brains to make every script.

captainmo
I meant asking others about a sequel. I'm tired

greek girl <3
im go ing to use this and the second one i will give you the credits

piewas (not verified)
Im might use it if my class will help me by being the characters put you're email down and ill email it to you

2.5m Comedy Skits - The King and The Really Annoying Kid Every Class Has