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The King and The Really Annoying Kid Every Class Has
King:(enters classroom) I have arrived you may worship me now!(sees nobody is worshiping him) I said WORSHIP ME!
Annoying kid:I don?t wanna, you see I had this bad lunch and I don?t feel good
King: YOU DARE DEFY ME???
Annoying kid: I dareith you guess
King: You shall be dealt with later until then let us resume our education
Annoying kid: pssst?. Dude
King: You dare address me in such a foul way???
Annoying kid: I just need a pencil gosh
King:Fine Fine I guess you can use the royal pencil(Gives pencil)
Annoying kid: it?s just a pencil your royal highness-Oh I am sorry your royal shortness
King: You dare mock my short stature??? It?s highness
Annoying kid: For you it?s not
King: You dare insult(dramatic pause) ME!?!?!?!?!?!
Annoying kid: You say ?you dare? a lot
Annoying kid: Hey did you see family guy last night? Remember when stewie tried to-
King: Will you stop? I?m trying to focus!
Annoying kid: Hey king, king, king ,king, king, king, king, king
Annoying kid: Well if you are going to be rude about it I won?t tell you
King: THAT IS IT! I have had it up to here with you! You sir, are hereby banished from my kingdom
Annoying kid: What kingdom?
King: The kingdom of(super dramatic pause here) DRAMATICA!!
Annoying kid: First of all I don?t think that really exists and second you are banished from my kingdom of(he thinks hard) Scientifica-land-place
King: Please only a king can banish somebody from a kingdom
Annoying kid: Yeah and only your mamma can create something that ugly
King: You dare speak ill of my mother?????
Annoying kid: Ugly & deaf that is a bad combination
King: SO BE IT THEN! Your mother-
Teacher: Break it up you two before I have to give you both one way tickets to the kingdom of Detentionia
Annoying kid & King: Sorry
King: But his momma is so ugly-
Annoying kid: Okay that is it! We will settle this like real men in the courtyard tomorrow at 4:01.
King: So rock, paper, scissors?
Annoying kid: Yeah
King: SO BE IT THEN
TO BE CONTINUED