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Forget About It

Forget About It

(6m)   by joines
 

Comedy Skits   (1993 Views 4 Comments)

Bob:  Hello?  Can I help you?

Sue:  I’m  looking for a size 7 in…uh….black pumps…..not too high of a heel…….maybe a flat…..or……..

Bob:  Leather?

Sue:  Leather?

Bob:  Are you looking for a leather heel…..or maybe something in faux?

Sue:  Oh…uh….whatever you have…I really like the Gucci.

Bob:  Oh…then that will certainly be the leather…….hold on one second while I go back and check to see if we have that size…….okay?

Sue:  What?

Bob:  The size.……………..You said size 7 right?

[Bob just stands there for a moment….]

Bob:  Are you okay?

Sue:  Oh…yeah…sure…..

Bob:    You seem a little….I don’t know…..I don’t really know how to put it…I’m not trying to offend you or anything……but you just seem a little preoccupied with something.  Am I wrong?

[Sue looks around quickly…..she seems nervous…]

Bob:   Are you okay?  Is…...um……someone out there?

[Sue steps back…….she pulls a rather large nine millimeter from her purse…..]

Bob:   Oh my god!

Sue:   Alright!  Shut up!  Get down on the floor!

Bob:  What?!

Sue:  You heard me!  On the floor!

Bob:    Is this serious?  What…………?

Sue:  Do it!! Just do it!

[Sue seems to be motioning with her hands to something outside…. two men enter….guns drawn…]

Frank:  Shut up!  Shut up! 

Salvatore:  Don’t say a word!  Don’t say a word or you die!

Bob:  I’m cool…I’m cool…..just take the money…..just take it!

Frank:  Shut up!  I said shut up!

Salvatore:  Where’s the safe?

Bob:   We…we don’t have one.

Sue:  220 SECONDS!

Salvatore:  I thought you staked this place out?

Sue:  I did!  I didn’t see any safe!

Salvatore:  Where’s the safe sonny!  Where is it!  I’m about to blow your brains out! 

Frank:  Where’s the safe!  Where is it!

[Frank presses gun to Bob’s head.]

Bob:  We…we….don’t have a safe……..all the money is kept in a drawer in the office…in the back…I swear to you…I swear….don’t kill me…please…..I have children…..

Frank:  Shut up!  I said shut up!

Sue:  200 SECONDS!

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Comedy Type: 
Script Length: 
This is 1/4 of the short skit/play

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Comments

MK Gupta
I like this script...can you please provide me It's full length

joines
I'd be more than happy to. Right now, it's the weekend and I'm at home. The script is at school. I will send it to you Monday. It's one of my "Class B" scripts written rather hastily. I'm glad you liked the first part....it gets better.

MK Gupta
Thnaks joines... And sent its full length to m10.mk96@gmail.com Yours thankfully M.K.GUPTA

carlgwine
I have enjoyed the start of "Forget About It" and am interested in receiving the full script. I appears that it might be useful for our senior readers theater group. Thank you. CGS 05/14/17

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