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Doctors and Kidney
In the operation theater two doctors are discussing over a seemingly unconscious patient ..
Doctor1: This looks good place to cut. The meat is soft and tender here.
Doctor2: Cut it a little higher , he will then stay longer in hospital.
Doctor1: Yes you are right doctor, you have the business thing inside you. Shortest path is for engineers we have the longest path algorithm to solve the problem. No wonder engineers get paid so less.
Doctor2: My dad wanted me to become a business man and I wanted to become a doctor. So we had a deal and hence on becoming a doctor I opened this hospital.
Doctor1: Wow! I mean wow!!
Patient: Excuse me!!
Doctor1: What ! You are awake?
Doctor2: Count till 10 and you will fall sleep. You can even count sheep , we won't tell anyone. Anaesthesia will work.
Patient: They have not injected me yet.
Doctor1: Ohh Okk!! Let me call the anaesthetic
Doctor2: Sir , you are great , you are going to donate your kidney today.
Patient: What? No. I have come to remove appendix.
Doctor1: Ohh Okk! Nice joke. You got me. Appendix!! He He (Quietly looks at the report) . Yes appendix. Lie down.
(Doctor1 takes the other doctor to a corner)
Doctor1: He came for appendix and we were going to remove his kidney
Doctor2: Ohh I thought it is bone marrow donation.
Doctor1: What? You missed it by a distance. At least kidney is near.
Doctor2: Now what should we do. We both don't know how to remove appendix.
Doctor1: He will sue us if we don't remove his appendix.
Doctor2: Okk we will try.
Doctor1: You know what it looks like.
Doctor2: Lets google. You meanwhile put him to sleep.
Doctor1: How, by singing a lullaby? The Anaesthetic is on leave.
Doctor2: I think he looking for jobs. We have not paid him like for ever.
Doctor1: He expects to get paid as if he is a real one.
Doctor2: Ok I will put him to sleep by popping sleeping pills.
(They both start to operate)
Doctor1: What about the other person whom we promised a kidney?
Doctor2: Ohh yes , he will screw us!!
Doctor1: Lets remove this guy's kidney also. I don't think he will notice.
Doctor2: Yes he looks healthy. Doesn't drink or smoke so I think he would be fine.
Doctor1: Yes. I also think so.
Doctor2: So kidney it is!!
Doctor1: Yes and also the appendix.
Doctor2: I almost forgot!!
(They operate and on the day of discharge)
Patient: Thank you.
Doctor1: We should say thank you to you.
Doctor2: Ohh you were so calm , sleeping like an angel while we operating.
Patient: Thanks for the free breakfast every day.
Doctor2: Ohh !! Don't mention it. We owe you something.
Doctor1: Ohh Doctor is kidding again. Of course the payment for the stay.
Patient: Ohh yes!! Doctor I feel lighter for some reason.
Doctor2: Of course we have removed your appendix.
Patient: But I feel much lighter than that.
Doctor1: You will much lighter when you pay our charge.
Patient: Haha. You people are funny , I was so scared when you talked about removing my kidney that day.
Doctor2: Oh !! We were just joking. You really thought that we will take your kidney and give it to the person in the next room.
Patient: You know the other patient was also playing a prank on me, saying we are 'Kidney brothers'. I turned the joke on him by accepting that it is my kidney that he has and he needs to pay me royalty whenever he uses the restroom. I mean I don't even know you , I would not even offer you a smoked cigarette , why would I give you my only healthy kidney. What a fool?
Doctor1: Ohh!! So you had only one kidney?
Patient: Yes , the other one works intermittently.
Doctor: Oh!! Ok ! Nice meeting you. Nurse, take him out please. Next!!