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Worst Audition Ever!

Worst Audition Ever!

(1.5m)   by gabbygirl980
 

Comedy Monologues   (135500 Views 51 Comments)

Okay, so I was at the most important callback of my entire acting career. I had been practicing for about 3 weeks. When the day had finally came, I was really nervous, but I knew I had it. Then, it was time. I was in the middle of my monologue when...when...when...I BURPED! Yes burped. And not a small one. A full out belch! I knew I shouldn't have had that extra can of soda.  And to make matters worse, I forgot my lines after that! So instead of going on I just stood there like a complete idiot! My palms were literally dripping with sweat! My eyes were huge, so huge I could see the entire room without even turning my head. I smelled like 3 rotten apples. Not one, not two, but 3! The producers told me I was fine, but the look on their face said otherwise. And when I walked out of the room everyone was staring at me. Their eyes were almost as big as mine. I think it's safe to say, I didn't get a call back after that. This was the worst audition ever!

Comedy Type:

Script Length: 1.5m
Humor Type:
Post date: Thu, 08/29/2013 - 10:21
Script Market: Public

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markmindo (not verified)
this is the worst i read ever!!!

danieldaboss (not verified)
this is so stupid

theavenger001
Can I use this? Thanks

Amy (not verified)
Can I use this plz?

Cremling
this is great! can i use it for an audition please? :)

Sarahhhhhhhh (not verified)
Hey would it be okay for me to use this monologue for my audition for a musical at my school? It would be greatly appreciated!!! :)

Sarahhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey!!!! Would you mind if i used your monologue for my audition for a musical? It would be greatly appreciated!! :)

korin (not verified)
Would I be able to use your monologue?

bantu Mangcu (not verified)
Can I use this its really good thanx

Matthew (not verified)
Is it ok if I use this for a really important audition? Thanks!

....NO TELLLLL (not verified)
...................LOL

....NO TELLLLL (not verified)
...................LOL, I am going to LA cuz I just aced an audition. I have to bring a monologue to rehearse to A LOTTT OF AGENCIES. You mind if I use this one? Thanks!

leilani (not verified)
Can me and my friends use this

veronica (not verified)
May please use this hilarious monologue for my acting class please?

veronica (not verified)
May I please use this hilarious monologue for my acting class please?

PortAnchor81
Could I please borrow this for my pageant? That would be amazing!! Thanks!

Nyela rennie (not verified)
Heyyy can I use this hilarious monolouge for my high school auditions and I would make sure to give you credit?:)

Aaliyah (not verified)
Can I plz use this monologue in my acting class PLZ

Jack (not verified)
Could I use this monologue for my audition?

Itz Der Xero (not verified)
Where is this from i need this for a comedy audition but i need to know if its from a certain play or if gabby just wrote it , Thanks. :)

Tara (not verified)
Can I use this for an audition?

CCryder
My daughter would love to use this for a Pageant monologue is it Ok for her to use?

Jjtheduck (not verified)
Do you mind if i use this just in case anything i get called back for a play i auditioned for i have to be prepared

Sharon Perkins (not verified)
Please could my son use this for his one minute audition? He loves it. Thanks Sharon ( Mum )

z (not verified)
Omg this is the funniest thing I ever read can I use this monologue for my audition thnx!!!!!!!!! LMBOO

lexi (not verified)
Could i please use this i have stage fright and if i could use this and make people laugh i might get over stage fright

Phantom (not verified)
Could I use this for my audition for my school play?

shenderson09
Could I please use this script for my monologue? This is such a great piece of material, I would greatly appreciate it. Please feel free to e-mail me if necessary

arif (not verified)
can I use this for a school production?

James Hartmann (not verified)
Hey I'm in grade 7 drama and my teacher wants my class to memorize and find a monologue to present to the class so I was wondering if you would allow me to use this one because it is hysterical.

yvettem
Hi, may I use this?

edaaygunxx
would i be able to use this for my college audition please!

MorganMcKenna (not verified)
Hey i was wondering if i could use this for a audition it is hilarious. Thanks

osimosu Joshua (not verified)
I'd so love to use this, may I? Thanks!

Super awesome dude (not verified)
Hey gabby! Great monologue! Do you mind if I use this? Thanks!

Mae Woods (not verified)
Hello Gabby. I am requesting to use your monologue. I have made some minor changes, but the preface is the same.

Lake (not verified)
Hello! Would I be able to use this monologue for an audition.. I would change it up a bit but still I would love to use it.

Sebbles (not verified)
Hey could I use this monologue for WCOPA? thanks

Ani (not verified)
Could I please use this monologue for my audition/performance? Thanks so much! PS It's funny

Ani (not verified)
Oh yeh, is it fine if i kinda make it in my own words or shorten it somehow? Like sorta summarizing it in my own words. Tnx

Arianeob
Hi could I please use this monologue for a competition, I sent you a PM

kiara (not verified)
Can I use this

Gina Ramey (not verified)
My daughter would like to use your monologue for audition purposes for a local theater. She is in 8th grade. Thank you!

Giselle (not verified)
Can I please use this?

EZ
I'm in gr. 8 Drama and my teacher wants us to find a monologue to present to our class, this would really mean so much if you let me use this ^-^ thnxsss

Richard (not verified)
Hey, Ricahrd here .. i got a presentation in an acting class next week. i hope i can gladly use your monologue. its would really do me great joy

durrantygirl1
hey can i use this..

Uelmj (not verified)
Can i please use this, I need it for my english class, and by the way I loved your monologue

Shirley (not verified)
Hi can I please use this monologue for my class

Kim Houghton (not verified)
May my daughter use this monologue for an audition? Thank you!

A (not verified)
My daughter would like to use your monologue for audition... Funny same like her! Thank you!

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