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Confused Teen

Confused Teen

(1.5m)   by SuperFun
 

Comedy Monologues   (106939 Views 17 Comments)

Both Angie and Harmony are in their early teens. Angie's going through some physical changes, inside and out, and like any other good teenager, can't associate these changes with life's little obstacles. 

Angie: What's going on Harmony? I don't get it, why is it when you become a teenager everything gets so confusing? I mean, what are they doing, spiking the make-up? Is there some unwritten law that when you become a teenager you move into the realm of insanity? If I remember correctly, that's about the time everything started getting nutty. Think about it...I'm supposed to wash my face BEFORE I exercise to prevent build-up. No, I'm supposed to wash my face AFTER I exercise to prevent break-outs. I'm NOT SUPPOSED to eat chocolate because it causes pimples. Wait, I'm SUPPOSED to eat chocolate before I take a test, because it's great, "brain food." I'm SUPPOSED to have lots of foods hat are rich in iron to help my circulation. Hold on, now, I'm NOT SUPPOSED to have a lot of iron because it prevents my body from absorbing calcium properly. Wow, if I can survive being a confused teenager, I think I can pretty much survive anything! (Change of heart) Let's get out of here, I'm hungry!

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Comments

Nancy (not verified)
It's a great monologue I like it

IPHONE MADNESS (not verified)
it is a nice monologue !!! :P keep it up

jalyn (not verified)
I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVED IT I MIGHT EVEN PERFORM THIS AT MY BAK AUDITION

mk (not verified)
mm...i understood nothing ...nothing is funny about it! :( BORING!

... (not verified)
It was a bit short...And boring... Not very understandable really...

sMILEY (not verified)
I loved it so much, I mean, it's a comedy genius! ;^P

TwilightLover4Ever (not verified)
It's not really funny, but it's good. But I don't really understand it. When somebody reads this comment, please if you know what it means. Please, put a comment here also, so that you can tell me. Thank You.

anonymous (not verified)
this script isn't funny it's true but it's not really a script... it had good meaning it was just not well written out... like a philosipher thought of it, but no author wrote this down because it is so here and there and very random... plus who would name a kid Harmony?

Anonymous (not verified)
it was good i like it

Becca (not verified)
haha it started getting a little repetative but it left me laughing so all is good XD

Sarah (not verified)
um... it was OK it wasent the best... it was kinda funny but i wasent my fav i might us it

Default (not verified)
Ehh, not that funny

erica (not verified)
that was the most dumbest thing ever

Erica (not verified)
I loved it so much!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to use it for my audition! Thank you to whoever posted it and whoever wrote it! :)

Almond (not verified)
I love it!!!! I'm using this for my sooo using this for my audition!!!

Sandra (not verified)
Very Very good, I love it and I am a teen Too so ya it is very good from a teen point of view.

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Funny, Humorous, 1.5m Minute Comedy Monologues, Girl Monologues Teen Monologues, Confused Teen