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Barbie Monologue

Sure, I’m beautiful. I have perfect eyelashes; I am an inspiration to like millions of little girls. (Pull out a piece of paper, like sparkly and pink that says Barbie’s resume) I happen to be a teenage fashion model, Ballerina, nurse, flight attendant, tennis pro, ice skater, astronaut, teacher, singer, actress, dress designer, TV news reporter, veterinarian, teacher, astronaut rock star, scuba diver, artist, teacher, lifeguard, firefighter, dentist and a teacher. (Set down resume)My life isn’t as good as everyone thinks it is. Wanna know one reason? Your arms. They don’t bend.  Have you ever tried putting on a shirt when your arms can’t bend? Even little things like calling ken are nearly impossible. (Pull out phone and talk to ken) Hello? Ken? Hey...It’s me Barbie. I miss you so much. *PAUSE* nope, I’m just chilling here in the Barbie house.*PAUSE* what? Yes, I love you too. *PAUSE*no I love you more*PAUSE* I love you the mostest*PAUSE* well I have to go now. *pause* no you hang up first. *PAUSE* ken. Just hang up...oh hes gone... (Look up like you suddenly realize that there is an audience). Well, I suppose being in a box can be fun. Like when all the little girls beg and beg to get you. I don’t blame them. If I saw a doll with hair as (flip and fondle with your hair) beautiful, shiny, soft and silky and totally unattainable as mine, I would want me too. OH, but like here is one thing that is completely horrible. Dress-up? Weddings? Tea parties? I can handle that. What I can’t handle? Little brothers and their smelly dogs. (Nod head sadly)  Have you ever been in the mouth of a hot sweaty pit bull? I don’t think so. Try getting out of that without bending your arms.  Omg. And like brother they think it’s like so funny to rip of your head and glue you to the body of a dinosaur? Does this look like the type of face that belongs on a dinosaur? No.  Curves are one thing but that is totally different. Well, I like need to go call ken. Bye.

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"i wrote this for theater arts. i hope you like it;D
~ pRincess_piNk ;)

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Comments (187)

Hi, I really love this monologue!!! It's soooo funny!!! I am in year 6 and was wondering if I could use part of this for school? Thanks

Posted by: Kimberly   on 9/23/2012 at 3:27 AM
kimberly:] please use it! im so glad that you enjoyed it:D.

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 9/23/2012 at 8:11 PM
~princess_pink, May I please use your monologue for my acting class? It is so funny and everyone would love it.

Posted by: Sabrina   on 9/24/2012 at 1:31 PM
sabrina! please use it:] thanks for checking:] i hope you do well break a leg...

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 9/24/2012 at 8:56 PM
I was wondering if I could use this for a random school audition for our schools One Act plays? It would be really funny and I love this monologue!

Posted by: Denis Alexander   on 9/26/2012 at 12:43 PM
Denis ;D, hello im going to be making some changes pretty soon to fix it so it is even BETTER. :) id be happy to let you use it, but could you tell me when you absoultly NEED it? thank you, and keep your comments coming:) * also.. yeeeahhh for no negative comment.. *knocks on wooden table*

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 9/26/2012 at 7:11 PM
O. M. G I like totally love this !!! Like it is so amazing and you are hot .

Posted by: Your lover    on 10/1/2012 at 9:12 PM
your lover, wow uhm thanks for your postivity.? i think...?!

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/2/2012 at 7:58 PM
i love this, I'm using it for theatre arts!

Posted by: Abigail   on 10/3/2012 at 11:37 AM
That's okay right? lol!

Posted by: Abigail   on 10/3/2012 at 11:42 AM
Hiya pRincess_piNK ;) Is it ok if I use this script for a youtube video I am going to make, I was looking for a good script and this is the best one I have found so far because it is so funny and I like funny!! Thank you very much and I would appreciate it if you answer me asap xx

Posted by: Lozz   on 10/3/2012 at 2:21 PM
Hiya pRincess_piNK ;) Is it ok if I use this script for a youtube video I am going to make, I was looking for a good script and this is the best one I have found so far because it is so funny and I like funny!! Thank you very much and I would appreciate it if you answer me asap xx

Posted by: Lozz   on 10/3/2012 at 2:22 PM
Oh my so many comments:) 1.) Abigal It is very okay if you use this:) yeah for theater arts:) 2.) Lozz Im sorry i took so long to respond! It is alright if you use it, but you need to be sure to use copyright infromation ( this website, and my username) just so you dont get in trouble for copy right things. ANd be sure to tell me the video name and your youtube username so I can watch it.

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/7/2012 at 5:34 PM
you are such an amazing writer. I printed this monoluge out and i read it before bed every night, just because it is so splediferish. You make me want to be a better person and pursue my interest in collecting snakes and spiders. I love to read this monolouge princess pink you seem like a really pretty amazing person i wish i could know you, but i cant because my mom doesnt let me out of the house very often; which i suppose is okay because i have you. thank you so much princess pink for helping me cope through such a hard hard life. By the way do you think you could write a monolouge about a rock? most people dont really think rocks are interesting. but rocks are such wise creatures. They have been here for years and they are always there for me. I think you should write it for me so i feel spiecal and i can have an inspirtion for spider collecting. Have you ever eaten a spider? I did once. I didnt even chew it. I just swallowed it, when it was alive. I dont know if it survived, but how cool would it have been if it did durvive? well, im going to go eat some cream of wheat now. I will read this again tonight, your biggest fan (:

Posted by: your biggest fan   on 10/7/2012 at 10:25 PM
dear your biggest fan, I am so glad that you enjoyed my monolouge, When I put this on the internet I wasnt expecting it to change someones life. I might consider writing a monolouge about a rock. And, nope i havent eaten a spider. pRincess_piNk;)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/8/2012 at 12:30 PM
Hey hun! I have audition for a play, and I was wondering if I could use this! I just love it so much!! Xxx.

Posted by: RandiW   on 10/10/2012 at 5:52 PM
Dear Randi, Of course you can use this.:) good luck and be sure to say where you got it from. Break a leg:] ~ pRincess_piNk;)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/10/2012 at 9:00 PM
thanks for replying i really hope you do a monoluge about a rock.:)

Posted by: your biggest fan   on 10/10/2012 at 9:37 PM
Hey Princess Pink, I'm not making a video of it, I'm just performing it for theatre arts. however I will say your account name and give you credit.

Posted by: Abigail   on 10/12/2012 at 11:39 AM
i love this monologe so much! can i please use it in my speech and debate class? :)

Posted by: sam   on 10/13/2012 at 2:18 PM
i love this monologe so much! can i please use it in my speech and debate class? :) it would be so awesome if i could!

Posted by: sam   on 10/13/2012 at 2:19 PM
Abigal sure you can use this:) Sam of course you can be sure to give credit to this website:). ~pRincess_piNk;)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/14/2012 at 5:53 PM
Oh i see abigal.. no i was talking to lozz, lozz posted a comment saying she wanted to make a youtube video of it.! sorry for the confustion. ~pRincess_piNk

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/14/2012 at 6:11 PM
Thanx Pink :)

Posted by: Abigail   on 10/15/2012 at 12:37 PM
No problem Abigail.. Keep me posted I want to know how it went:)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/15/2012 at 7:06 PM
No problem Abigail.. Keep me posted I want to know how it went:)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/15/2012 at 7:06 PM
Can I please use your piece "Barbie" I really LOVE it. You did a great job. I just need it for our school reading festival. Thanks!

Posted by: JonNae01_Kassidy   on 10/17/2012 at 3:49 PM
JonNae01_Kassidy, of course you can. I am very glad you love it:) Be sure to say the site name and my username so you dont get in trouble for copyright;)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/18/2012 at 4:54 PM
Hi ! I love It.. It Is So Funny ..May I Please Use It For My English Class ?

Posted by: Kierra   on 10/18/2012 at 7:40 PM
Thanks pRincess_piNk ;)

Posted by: JonNae01_Kassidy   on 10/20/2012 at 8:39 AM
Kierra... Of Course you can:) be sure to say where you got it from:) and no problem jonNae:)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/20/2012 at 10:53 AM
Hey girlie!! Did you use this for college or high school? Just wondering! Thanks!

Posted by: Cody   on 10/23/2012 at 8:24 PM
dear cody, sorry it took so long to get back to you;( i just got my knee sliced open. not fun. this was for high school:)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/25/2012 at 1:40 PM
This is my favourite comedy script so far it was cute, fun and spunky! I loved it!

Posted by: samantha    on 10/25/2012 at 2:48 PM
Hi, I was wondering f I could use this monologue? But also, wo should I give credit to rather than pRincess_piNK ;) ? haha

Posted by: sam   on 10/26/2012 at 7:01 PM
dear samantha, thank you:)... and sam! that is my sisters name:) you can give credit to

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 10/30/2012 at 8:04 PM
I absolutely LOVE this monologue! Can I please use it for my in-class drama performance?

Posted by: Emma   on 11/3/2012 at 10:38 PM
Can I please us this for an audition at my school? I absolutely love it! :)

Posted by: Kayla   on 11/4/2012 at 9:44 AM
Dear Emma, yes, of course you can use this:) be sure to use the websites name:) ..AND KAYLA.... no you cant use this. just kidding:) of course you may. use the websites name.. tell me how it goes:)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 11/4/2012 at 2:22 PM
pRincess_piNk...I stumbled across your amazing script while searching for a humorous monologue to use for this season's forensics competitions and would love to use this! May I?

Posted by: Miranda   on 11/10/2012 at 5:46 PM
Dear Miranda, I would love for you to use it:)

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 11/11/2012 at 3:21 PM
I absoloutely love this, I am doing a pageant soon and I would love to use this monologue for my talent. Would you please allow me to use it?

Posted by: Haleemah   on 11/12/2012 at 7:19 PM
I would really love to use this, if you give me permission. I would also like to say who I got it from so, if you do let me use this can you please let me know how you would like to cite your work. Thank you. I hope you let me use this, I promise I will do it justice.

Posted by:    on 11/13/2012 at 3:38 PM
haleemah.:) of course you may:) what pageant are you doing? Is it for the talent portion?

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 11/13/2012 at 7:25 PM
I am doing the Miss Georgia State University pageant. I have no singing or dancing abilities so I though a funny monologue would set me above the rest, then I came and across "My Life as A Barbie" and I thought this is so great. I have until February to prepare...Thank you very much for using your monologue.

Posted by: Haleemah   on 11/14/2012 at 11:07 AM
Hi I love this piece and would like to use it as my piece for Humorous interp. in a debate tournament taking place in december. May I?

Posted by: Angie   on 11/14/2012 at 8:49 PM
goodluck Haleemah:) of course ANgie

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 11/15/2012 at 6:54 PM
I dont understand, is she suppose to be talking to a therapist or giving a public service announcement? Also, i would really like to use it for school.

Posted by: Julie   on 11/19/2012 at 7:02 PM
LOVE this... can i use it for my seussical audition?

Posted by: kymorganlove   on 11/20/2012 at 2:45 PM
No this is just Barbie going off on all the wrong doing she has to go through you both can use it

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 11/24/2012 at 4:33 AM
Awesome!!!! Funny!!! May I please use it for a video? I will give you credit ;)

Posted by: Yas   on 11/26/2012 at 9:27 PM
Hi! I really love this and I was wondering if I could use it? I have a competition December 8th!

Posted by: broadwaybound7   on 11/27/2012 at 3:24 PM
Hey! Can I use this for my cartoon I'm gonna make? I would really appreciated if you did and I would give you so much credit for this opportunity!?!?

Posted by: John Edward   on 11/30/2012 at 5:07 AM
Hi! So on December 13, i have A MAJOR scholarship audition and would love to use this as my comedic monologue if you don't mind! It's hilarious! If i have your permission, what information would you liked For me to include as part of your recognition?

Posted by: Jordan   on 11/30/2012 at 11:26 AM
looovvvveeedd your monologue it was awesome:):)<3 lol may i use it for my theatre project??

Posted by: Alyssa   on 12/2/2012 at 3:13 PM
Hey I am in yr 6 and we have been asked to present a monologue I love this one it is sssooooooooo funny could iplz use it thanks

Posted by: Pellagra    on 12/2/2012 at 11:42 PM
Hi I am in yr 6 and we have been asked to present a monologue and this one is ssssssssssoooooo funny may I use this love rosieyyyyy

Posted by: Rosiey   on 12/2/2012 at 11:46 PM
Oh wow I haven't been on for awhile as you can tell yes to every be sure to send me a link if it is a video I would love to see it!(: and be sure to give credit to this site(:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 12/4/2012 at 12:45 AM
Thank YOU! Princess Pink, In my cartoon should I say... "Big thanks to Princess Pink for the monologue she has written for my character's script! It can be found on I" and I give a link in my video

Posted by: John Edward   on 12/5/2012 at 2:47 AM
I really need to use this for my try outs at my school.But I cant say the other is princess pink.So may i please have your real name so i can use this amazing piece that you ave written.

Posted by: tiffany s.   on 12/5/2012 at 7:15 PM
i love this! i am doing a pageant at my school and would love to use this as my monologue for my talent! please let me know if that would be okay!

Posted by: Payton<3   on 12/6/2012 at 7:49 PM
Hello, I wanted to get your permission to use this for my drama class .. Is that okay?

Posted by: LadiiJayy4   on 12/9/2012 at 8:28 PM
Hi! I love your monologue, it's very funny!! I was wondering if I could use it for my drama class, we have to find a monologue we like and present in class. Would that be okay? Thanks (:

Posted by: Vikki   on 12/10/2012 at 12:42 AM
Hey can i use this for a speech thing im doen @ school? it really good btw. keep up the good work

Posted by: midawg8mihomework   on 12/11/2012 at 9:39 PM
Dear John, that would work fine. Payton and everyone else// YES(: you may use this. and thank you midawg8mihomework

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 12/16/2012 at 4:53 PM
Hey pRincess_pink... may i use this script for a youtube video? I need a funny monolouge and this is perfect.. i'll be happy to give you my username.. its Phantomwolf16 (just in case i forget to send it later) thank youu! :)

Posted by: Jazzy   on 12/23/2012 at 2:52 PM
Im still in elementry school and was wondering if i could use this for a school talent show?

Posted by: Abster   on 12/28/2012 at 9:15 PM
Hey!!!!!! I was just wondering if I could use this AWESOME monolouge for an elementry school talent show?! P.S I totally LOVED it do you have any more like it? Im totally addicted to acting!!!!!:) Thanks! Abster

Posted by: Abster   on 12/29/2012 at 12:17 PM
my parents r like 'u dont know anything about acting do 1 thing about acting for us!' vso im doing this!

Posted by: NotTellingyou Jones   on 12/31/2012 at 11:41 AM
dear JAzzy, thank you for giving me your username. i would love to check it out! abster... thank you so much(: of course you may use it! and good luck jones!(:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 1/2/2013 at 1:48 PM
Thank you so much everone is going to love it!!!!

Posted by: Abster   on 1/2/2013 at 9:17 PM
I have an audition next week and I just found out, I dont have any monologues written because of my visual arts. Do you mind if I use this? It's brilliant :)

Posted by: Julidiane   on 1/14/2013 at 7:25 PM
Dear Julidiane, thank you(: of course you can use this be sure to give credit to this site (:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 1/15/2013 at 7:08 PM
Just wondering i read that comment about asking you to write a monologue about a rock. Are you?

Posted by: Just wondering   on 1/17/2013 at 6:13 PM
Could I maybe use this?

Posted by: Baileecakes   on 1/17/2013 at 9:37 PM
I love this! I need to use this for an audition! i cant wait! i'm sure they will love it! thanks!

Posted by: Brynn   on 1/18/2013 at 6:16 PM
Hi! That's so funny! I wish I could come up with something like that! And I was wondering if I could use this for an audition at school?!

Posted by: Bigfan101!!    on 1/18/2013 at 9:10 PM
dear Just wondering, I have considered writing a monolouge about a rock. I havent had time to actually write it yet(: keep checking this site and im sure it will pop up(: BaileeCakes: Go right ahead(: Brynn: Good LUck :D BigFan101!: Of course you may use this(:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 1/19/2013 at 9:38 PM
may i use this monologue plz thank you

Posted by: lolo   on 1/21/2013 at 12:00 PM
Can I use this monologue becaue it is realy good and I need one for school?

Posted by: Elizabeth   on 1/22/2013 at 7:11 PM
Dear LoLo and Elizabeth, of corse you may. be sure to cite your source

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 1/24/2013 at 7:30 PM
would it be ok if I used this for an ILA class it's hilarious

Posted by: greatwolf3   on 1/28/2013 at 3:56 PM
Dear Graetwolf3, yes you may. be sure to cite your sources though(:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 1/29/2013 at 7:31 PM
Hi ummn can I use this for a talent show

Posted by: Kylie   on 2/1/2013 at 9:08 AM
Dear Kylie. Yes you may! good luck(:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 2/3/2013 at 2:41 PM
Can I please use this for an audition?

Posted by: Kate Ward   on 2/4/2013 at 5:32 PM
I have an audition for a school play and I'd really like to use this. Please respond thank you! this is really good!

Posted by: Kate Ward   on 2/4/2013 at 5:40 PM
This is amazing! CAn I please use this in an audition! A response ASAP would be nice! Thank you!

Posted by: Kate Ward   on 2/4/2013 at 8:22 PM
I love this monologue! your an inspiration I've always wanted to write my own monologue! I was wondering if I could use this for an audition? Please let me know soon! THANK YOU!!!

Posted by: Rae   on 2/7/2013 at 3:43 PM
hey i was wondering if i could use this for our school speech meet? its awesome thanks so so much!!!

Posted by: Low    on 2/7/2013 at 10:14 PM
i just din't like it so.... badly but dat was kinda good ... i'm sorry but i just don wanna use this script... time 2 give suggestion ..... barbie dilogue should be like kids not like adults.... if 2 saythe truth then this sript is just horrible n i hate it... i know... truth is always bitter..... but nice try....... maybe better luck next time

Posted by: shonaya   on 2/9/2013 at 1:53 AM
Can I use this for an audition, I love it!

Posted by: Tyler   on 2/10/2013 at 10:21 AM
I love this and think it's amazingly writen and was wondering if I could use this in my up-coming talent show, I already can see what I can do to make thilook amazing :)

Posted by: Kailyn   on 2/10/2013 at 2:24 PM
My 11 year old daughter absolutely loves this script! It is brilliant and great fun! Could she use it in an Performance Exam she is doing in Ireland? Many thanks.

Posted by: Shashabelle   on 2/11/2013 at 1:50 PM
My name is Joseph Sarrao. I would like to use your monologue for my school speech contest. I would get a very big wig and wear it. I think that your speech is funny and I would love to use it.

Posted by: Joseph Sarrao   on 2/11/2013 at 6:38 PM
I need a monologue from a published play, would I be able to use this one?

Posted by: Paula   on 2/12/2013 at 4:09 AM
DeaR joseph, of course you may haha. good luck [: and PAULA i am very frine you using this , but it isnt from apublished play so i would hate to have you work hard and not get credit. You should look up Bargaining by kellie powell, i used some monolugues from her published play. good luck [:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 2/12/2013 at 9:20 PM
Hey, this is so funny and I absolutely love this, I was wondering if I could use this for my speech and drama class?

Posted by: Amanda   on 2/18/2013 at 10:58 AM
Hi! I think this is a super funny monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for my Distinguished Young Women pageant?

Posted by: TinaKay   on 3/1/2013 at 9:05 PM
I may need to use this for an audition,may I?

Posted by: Abbie   on 3/3/2013 at 11:26 AM
Loved this. My i use it for my audition?

Posted by: Jazmyn   on 3/3/2013 at 5:19 PM
Thank you so much for this! I am using this for my declamation! Its perfect! Saturday Night Live has a really funny barbie skit! You could add some new some from that! Thanks again!

Posted by: Shea   on 3/17/2013 at 11:23 PM
This monologue is absolutely hilarious! I was wondering if I could use it to audition for and then possibly compete in a state competition. You also said you might have an updated version? I would love to see that if it was finished. The first is great so I can only imagine the second is even better!

Posted by: Becca   on 3/18/2013 at 3:07 PM
dear everyone, i set this on public so that everyone can use iit! no need to ask just go ahead anad use it[:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 3/18/2013 at 7:44 PM
hi, this is so funny great job! i only have a few critiques, i noticed you said teacher quite a few times when you were listing the resume i dont know if that was on purpose or not. and also it says "your arms" did you mean my arms? other than that this is a great monolauge and i might use it for an audition! :)

Posted by: olivia   on 4/1/2013 at 8:18 PM
Hey pRincess_pink;) I am using your piece for my drama performance since you said in the comments we can. I just wanted to say first of all thankyou, I love it and it's so clever and I also wanted to ask for my rationale what made you decide to write this and what were some influences to make it this way? Thanks :)

Posted by: Scarlette   on 4/2/2013 at 8:41 PM
Hey I love this monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for speech contest at my school??

Posted by: Josie B   on 4/4/2013 at 2:12 PM
hello {: thanks for the critiques Olivia.. haha yes i did notice that i wrote teacher a couple time.. its barbie! what do you expect[x..? oh and scarlette.. i decided to write this, because in my theatre arts class we were supposed to write one and i was trying to figure out what to write. My friend told me that i looked like a barbie doll so i just decided to write it about life in the eyes of a barbie doll {: and yes jose you can use it. :D

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 4/6/2013 at 6:07 PM
Hi :) I love this script ! I'm looking for a monolouge like this everywhere, and I was wondering if I can use this to perform it to my drama class. Would it also be okay if I tweak some of the writing and add some stuff? The monlouge I have to perform has to be 3-5 minutes, but I'll totally give you credit for the whole thing. Please reply soon:) Thank you<3

Posted by: Zoey Jaramillo   on 4/10/2013 at 7:29 PM
Hey, I love this monologue and I really would love to use it for my theater project. Would it be okay if I can use it, and maybe add some more 'likes' in there??? But I need the answer before next Monday so if you could reply. Thank You =D !!!

Posted by: Faith   on 4/18/2013 at 8:57 PM
I got a like it but can u look on the bottom please to see if it make sentenceit kinda don't to me just make sure ok

Posted by: leah   on 4/20/2013 at 1:13 PM
hey everyone you all may use it, and tweaking it is totally up too you [: just make sure you say you made some changes [:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 4/20/2013 at 6:41 PM
Hey pRincess_piNk, I am going to use this for my school peom compition my teacher said i need the name of an author I can't use or pRincess_piNk. I need the name of the author please.

Posted by: Kenzie   on 4/21/2013 at 9:04 AM
hey there kenzie, Haley Danielle . <3 good luck. [:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 4/21/2013 at 10:45 PM
Hey Princess Pink! Is it alright if I use this for my theatre class? Thanks!

Posted by: Chelsea   on 4/25/2013 at 8:07 PM
lol... this is sooo funny

Posted by: seiin   on 5/2/2013 at 6:13 AM
My bff (Cyd) is trying out for varsity theater arts next year and she is, like, totally pumped up about this monologue!! We just wanted to make sure that was totally okay with you. Thanks so much!!! Chow!

Posted by: Shay&Cyd   on 5/6/2013 at 8:38 AM
Can I use this one?!

Posted by: Jamie   on 5/9/2013 at 3:02 PM
I'm only in 6th grade but this year i read a poem named machelle big girls can to get a date. i won first place. next year can i use this to win first place.

Posted by: jazzy   on 5/10/2013 at 6:45 PM
Hey, I was just wondering if I could please use this amazing monologue! It's just for a simple drama presentation in class :)

Posted by: Katelyn    on 5/13/2013 at 3:28 PM
i need to say an author so who do i say? and are you the girls who assumed what to make the monologue about on Yahoo answers, chow!

Posted by: jazzh   on 5/14/2013 at 7:10 AM
may i use this play for a talent show can you please hurry to write back its on friday :)

Posted by: erin   on 5/21/2013 at 2:28 PM
Hello can I use this for my monolaugue for my drama class, everyone would love it

Posted by: Danielle   on 5/25/2013 at 10:11 PM
Hey i really love this!so funny!could i please use this for a drama competition?thx.

Posted by: marshmallow   on 5/26/2013 at 11:57 PM
thank you soo much everyone. haha and thank you seiin [: everyone can go ahead and use it! [:

Posted by: pRincess_piNk ;)   on 6/9/2013 at 3:02 PM
Hi this is almost like the same as a skit I wrote for my friend and she preformed it at a talent show at school. I wrote it all by myself and was super proud of it. I looked on this website since my friend that preformed the skit said it is so cool and I needed to check it out, but I was worried when I saw it. I hope you didn't copy it from anything...

Posted by: AJ   on 7/6/2013 at 4:23 PM
Hi, Is my daughter able to use your wonderful piece for an upcoming eisteddfod? We have searched long and hard for something and this is perfect.

Posted by: Cath   on 7/8/2013 at 4:19 AM
i am doing a school talent show of a comedy and i was wondering i can use it please

Posted by: lexy   on 7/11/2013 at 11:26 AM
That was awesome princess. I would like you permission for my daughter to use this in her acting class. She have to present a monologue and I thought that this would be perfect for her. You are a great writer keep up the great work. Thank you in advance Blessings.

Posted by: Fiesty   on 7/28/2013 at 2:18 AM
I love this! Can I use this monologue for a pageant?

Posted by: T F   on 8/2/2013 at 10:54 AM
can i use this for the school?

Posted by: tinemarie   on 8/20/2013 at 4:54 AM
can i use this for the school?

Posted by: tinemarie   on 8/20/2013 at 4:54 AM
hi. im doing an audition at my local theatre and i want to know if i can use your monologue

Posted by: Wendy Corriveau   on 8/23/2013 at 4:29 PM
I love this first off, beautifully done and funny too. And now for the dreaded question, can I use this for my audition at school? Don't want to be infringing on any copyright laws.

Posted by: Gunhild   on 8/25/2013 at 9:02 PM
Hey, can I use this monologue for tryouts? It is super funny!

Posted by: Whitney    on 8/28/2013 at 4:12 PM
Hey so im trying out for the fall play at my school and I think this would be really funny to use . Would that be ok?

Posted by: Alli    on 9/4/2013 at 11:58 AM
May I read this at school we have to read a monologue for school and I absolutely live this!

Posted by: Abby   on 9/9/2013 at 10:11 PM
Is this actually the full length? My daughter needed a speech monologue for school and it has to be 3-7 min...we read and timed the Barbie Monologue and it's a stretch to make it 3 just thought there was more that I'm not seeing. Is it okay if we add to it if this is the full length? Thanks!

Posted by: Niki   on 9/16/2013 at 6:22 AM
Can I use this for a pageant?

Posted by: McKenzie    on 9/17/2013 at 5:57 PM
Hi I'm 12 almost 13, does any one have any monologue websites I'm an young actress that needs a monologue for an a audition coming up in a few months!

Posted by: imani   on 9/24/2013 at 2:35 PM
I really loved this and was wondering if I could use this for school?

Posted by: Jocelyn   on 9/29/2013 at 8:14 PM
Absolutely brilliant! May I use this for one of my monologue segments?

Posted by: Thalia   on 10/15/2013 at 11:13 PM
can i use this 4 my brothers bdaY

Posted by: tia   on 10/21/2013 at 4:50 PM
Hey! Can I use this for a tournament/competition??

Posted by: Huynh   on 10/21/2013 at 6:14 PM
Hi, wonder if i can use this for theatre arts working with monologues? Really think its funny:) Thanx

Posted by: gullan10   on 10/23/2013 at 9:29 AM
Do you happen to still have the old version of this script? There are parts that I would like to add to this NEW & IMPROVED (and amazing) script! Thanks xx

Posted by: Jessica   on 10/23/2013 at 6:08 PM
Wow...This monologue is so great...May I use it for my class?

Posted by: Anny   on 10/24/2013 at 8:52 PM
i love this monologue!!!!!its greatttt i will perform it in class.i can ?????

Posted by: emma   on 12/1/2013 at 4:31 AM
I love this, so much. Can't wait to use this for my audition tomorrow. Thanks so much:)

Posted by: Claire    on 12/1/2013 at 7:45 PM
it's awesome!!!! I really wanted something like this for my school!!!!! Don't mind if I use it?????

Posted by: hermionee   on 1/6/2014 at 8:15 AM
hi, this is the awesomest thing i have ever read. But anyway i have a audition for a drama club in school and i was wondering if i can use it ... like present it to the rest of the club members. Um... just asking! BTWs that monologue was amazing. P.s sorry to bother u! :)

Posted by: Brandii   on 1/6/2014 at 6:52 PM
Hey princess pink, I was wondering if I could use this for an audition at school? also I had to cut it down a bit so that it would be 1 minute, so...

Posted by: karito_kid   on 1/7/2014 at 6:48 AM
Hi, i love this script! But I was wondering what ages do you think are the best for this one? Cause I have a 10 year old daughter that would love this one!!!

Posted by: Ann Harris   on 1/9/2014 at 1:26 PM
Hey, I'm going to use this as a humorous monologue for a speech (like competitive acting) competition. But in order to use it, I have to have the author's name. What is your name?

Posted by: Kenni   on 1/13/2014 at 8:59 PM

Posted by: VICTORIA   on 2/11/2014 at 7:33 AM
My daughter would like to use this for a school talent show. It's fabulous!! Please let me know. Thanks!!

Posted by: Jennifer   on 2/19/2014 at 7:51 AM
This is so funny! Could I use it for my school talent show?

Posted by: Ella    on 2/24/2014 at 6:45 PM
Omg this is amazing! Could i possibly use this for an audition in London? Please let me know, Thanks! xx

Posted by: Emma   on 3/7/2014 at 11:45 AM
I'm probably going to America's got talent next year. Do you mind if I use this?

Posted by: Drew   on 3/9/2014 at 1:48 PM
WOW!!! this is amazing!!!! could i please use it for my audition in my small amiture dramatics group? i would of course give you credit. I am trying to express my talent in the best ways possible and show i have a wide range of abilities so i can get the lead role in a performance we are doing for a celebration in my village. i have to go up against my friends but it's all about bravery and sacrifice in acting so i feel like i can get this part.

Posted by: annabeth   on 3/12/2014 at 11:43 AM
Can I use this for a speech competition

Posted by: A   on 3/15/2014 at 10:01 PM
I'm using it for my class love it ;D

Posted by: a   on 4/21/2014 at 7:22 PM
(.)(.) :D

Posted by: a   on 4/21/2014 at 7:25 PM
hi, i am a year 6 student and I really love this monoluges and want to use it for school . thanks ;);););););)

Posted by: random person ;)   on 5/1/2014 at 5:22 AM
OMG i love this im using it for speech class!!!!

Posted by: Deidre   on 5/7/2014 at 9:37 PM
It's stupid!

Posted by: Steve   on 6/3/2014 at 6:19 PM
can I use this for a musical call back do you might if i use it ??

Posted by: Ruth   on 6/8/2014 at 1:32 PM
Hi I'm 11 years old and for fathers day in our school there was a program and I have to select a skit and I think this is the best play I'm going use this for skit. Thank u

Posted by: vornica   on 6/13/2014 at 5:37 AM
I am trying out for an audition and i was wondering if i could use this as my monologue i really like it and is funny

Posted by: Celeste   on 6/13/2014 at 11:06 AM
Hey, could i use this script for a school play? its only a small thing, nothing major x Just one question though, how can you answer the phone if your arms don't bend?

Posted by: Molly Moo   on 6/29/2014 at 10:29 AM
Hiya, I was wondering if I could use this for my audition? :)

Posted by: Autumn   on 7/13/2014 at 8:35 AM
Hi, I this is a great, funny monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for my talent in an upcoming pageant I'm competing in?

Posted by: Holly   on 7/17/2014 at 8:09 PM
Im wondering if i should do this in a valleygirl accent... should i?

Posted by: Ogechi   on 7/28/2014 at 12:36 AM
You should really think about publishing this piece! It is fantastic!

Posted by: little1iscool   on 9/25/2014 at 5:50 PM
Hey love the script wondering Ic I can use it for school thanks

Posted by: Lilly   on 9/30/2014 at 8:57 PM
Hey could I PLEASE use this for my high school competition piece? (Acting monologue)

Posted by: Lexi    on 10/14/2014 at 1:23 PM
can i use this for my drama 2 class

Posted by: amber   on 10/21/2014 at 11:43 AM
Hey - great monologue! Please may i use it for an audition I have coming up.

Posted by: Kirsty   on 10/26/2014 at 8:15 AM
Hi I'm Deja Mo'ne and I'm in EDA for my theatre class and I was wondering if I could use this for humorous monologue in my EDA competition. This is so funny and would be perfect for the competition! I've been looking for a good monologue for weeks now and I finally found a really good one 👍👌😊😊 Do u have any other monologues? If so I look forward to reading them because this one was awesome! 😊😊👍

Posted by: deja   on 10/27/2014 at 9:47 AM
I really like this monologue its really funny. Do you think I could use it for my final for theater? Can you please tell me when it was made? Please when you can inform me if I could use it.

Posted by: Eva Vergara   on 11/25/2014 at 10:26 PM
This is such a cute monologue! Could I please use it for my audition??

Posted by: Maria Jose Galvez   on 12/4/2014 at 11:58 PM
Can i use it for a school audition .It si funny .

Posted by: Jessica   on 12/7/2014 at 2:08 PM
I would like to use this for a queens contest. Can I use it?

Posted by: Kdh0615   on 12/10/2014 at 10:19 PM
hey could i use this speech for my speech meet? its really funny!

Posted by: Brandi brown   on 12/17/2014 at 5:17 PM
i like it but do you have anymore other than this one

Posted by: fa lalala days    on 1/4/2015 at 2:18 PM
Hi pRincess_piNk ;) I really love this monologue it's hilarious can I use it at school I have to do a monologue for debate class thank you!! :)

Posted by: awesomesauce   on 1/14/2015 at 9:58 AM
loved it soooooo much can use this in a play/ recital I'm in

Posted by: ara floyd   on 1/30/2015 at 12:02 AM

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