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Confused Teen
(1-1.5m)   by  SuperFun
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Girl Monologues|Teen Monologues

Both Angie and Harmony are in their early teens. Angie's going through some physical changes, inside and out, and like any other good teenager, can't associate these changes with life's little obstacles. 

Angie: What's going on Harmony? I don't get it, why is it when you become a teenager everything gets so confusing? I mean, what are they doing, spiking the make-up? Is there some unwritten law that when you become a teenager you move into the realm of insanity? If I remember correctly, that's about the time everything started getting nutty. Think about it...I'm supposed to wash my face BEFORE I exercise to prevent build-up. No, I'm supposed to wash my face AFTER I exercise to prevent break-outs. I'm NOT SUPPOSED to eat chocolate because it causes pimples. Wait, I'm SUPPOSED to eat chocolate before I take a test, because it's great, "brain food." I'm SUPPOSED to have lots of foods hat are rich in iron to help my circulation. Hold on, now, I'm NOT SUPPOSED to have a lot of iron because it prevents my body from absorbing calcium properly. Wow, if I can survive being a confused teenager, I think I can pretty much survive anything! (Change of heart) Let's get out of here, I'm hungry!

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It's a great monologue I like it

Posted by: Nancy   on 1/21/2009 at 3:34 PM
it is a nice monologue !!! :P keep it up

Posted by: IPHONE MADNESS   on 2/7/2009 at 9:20 AM

Posted by: jalyn   on 2/7/2009 at 6:09 PM
mm...i understood nothing ...nothing is funny about it! :( BORING!

Posted by: mk   on 2/24/2009 at 1:55 PM
It was a bit short...And boring... Not very understandable really...

Posted by: ...   on 3/18/2009 at 2:30 PM
I loved it so much, I mean, it's a comedy genius! ;^P

Posted by: sMILEY   on 3/18/2009 at 2:32 PM
It's not really funny, but it's good. But I don't really understand it. When somebody reads this comment, please if you know what it means. Please, put a comment here also, so that you can tell me. Thank You.

Posted by: TwilightLover4Ever   on 3/27/2009 at 6:02 PM
its ok but it aint that funny though.....

Posted by: adelaide   on 3/28/2009 at 2:57 PM
this script isn't funny it's true but it's not really a script... it had good meaning it was just not well written out... like a philosipher thought of it, but no author wrote this down because it is so here and there and very random... plus who would name a kid Harmony?

Posted by: anonymous   on 3/31/2009 at 2:01 PM
it was good i like it

Posted by:    on 4/1/2009 at 10:25 PM
haha it started getting a little repetative but it left me laughing so all is good XD

Posted by: Becca   on 4/21/2009 at 10:17 PM
um... it was OK it wasent the best... it was kinda funny but i wasent my fav i might us it

Posted by: Sarah   on 5/31/2009 at 4:13 PM
Ehh, not that funny

Posted by: Default   on 6/27/2009 at 5:16 PM
that was the most dumbest thing ever

Posted by: erica   on 8/25/2009 at 7:50 PM
I loved it so much!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to use it for my audition! Thank you to whoever posted it and whoever wrote it! :)

Posted by: Erica   on 9/9/2009 at 7:55 PM
I love it!!!! I'm using this for my sooo using this for my audition!!!

Posted by: Almond   on 11/13/2010 at 5:13 PM
Very Very good, I love it and I am a teen Too so ya it is very good from a teen point of view.

Posted by: Sandra   on 4/2/2013 at 9:19 AM

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