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Doctors and Kidney
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In the operation theater two doctors are discussing over a seemingly unconscious patient ..

Doctor1: This looks good place to cut. The meat is soft and tender here.

Doctor2: Cut it a little higher , he will then stay longer in hospital.

Doctor1: Yes you are right doctor, you have the business thing inside you. Shortest path is for engineers we have the longest path algorithm to solve the problem. No wonder engineers get paid so less.

Doctor2: My dad wanted me to become a business man and I wanted to become a doctor. So we had a deal and hence on becoming a doctor I opened this hospital.

Doctor1: Wow! I mean wow!!

Patient: Excuse me!!

Doctor1: What ! You are awake?

Doctor2: Count till 10 and you will fall sleep. You can even count sheep , we won't tell anyone. Anaesthesia will work.

Patient: They have not injected me yet.

Doctor1: Ohh Okk!! Let me call the anaesthetic

Doctor2: Sir , you are great , you are going to donate your kidney today.

Patient: What? No. I have come to remove appendix.

Doctor1: Ohh Okk! Nice joke. You got me. Appendix!! He He (Quietly looks at the report) . Yes appendix. Lie down.

(Doctor1 takes the other doctor to a corner)

Doctor1: He came for appendix and we were going to remove his kidney

Doctor2: Ohh I thought it is bone marrow donation.

Doctor1: What? You missed it by a distance. At least kidney is near.

Doctor2: Now what should we do. We both don't know how to remove appendix.

Doctor1: He will sue us if we don't remove his appendix.

Doctor2: Okk we will try.

Doctor1: You know what it looks like.

Doctor2: Lets google. You meanwhile put him to sleep.

Doctor1: How, by singing a lullaby? The Anaesthetic is on leave.

Doctor2: I think he looking for jobs. We have not paid him like for ever.

Doctor1: He expects to get paid as if he is a real one.

Doctor2: Ok I will put him to sleep by popping sleeping pills.

(They both start to operate)

Doctor1: What about the other person whom we promised a kidney?

Doctor2: Ohh yes , he will screw us!!

Doctor1: Lets remove this guy's kidney also. I don't think he will notice.

Doctor2: Yes he looks healthy. Doesn't drink or smoke so I think he would be fine.

Doctor1: Yes. I also think so.

Doctor2: So kidney it is!!

Doctor1: Yes and also the appendix.

Doctor2: I almost forgot!!

(They operate and on the day of discharge)

Patient: Thank you.

Doctor1: We should say thank you to you.

Patient: Why?

Doctor2: Ohh you were so calm , sleeping like an angel while we operating.

Doctor1: Yes

Patient: Thanks for the free breakfast every day.

Doctor2: Ohh !! Don't mention it. We owe you something.

Patient: What?

Doctor1: Ohh Doctor is kidding again. Of course the payment for the stay.

Patient: Ohh yes!! Doctor I feel lighter for some reason.

Doctor2: Of course we have removed your appendix.

Patient: But I feel much lighter than that.

Doctor1: You will much lighter when you pay our charge.

Patient: Haha. You people are funny , I was so scared when you talked about removing my kidney that day.

Doctor2: Oh !! We were just joking. You really thought that we will take your kidney and give it to the person in the next room.

Patient: You know the other patient was also playing a prank on me, saying we are 'Kidney brothers'. I turned the joke on him by accepting that it is my kidney that he has and he needs to pay me royalty whenever he uses the restroom. I mean I don't even know you , I would not even offer you a smoked cigarette , why would I give you my only healthy kidney. What a fool?

Doctor1: Ohh!! So you had only one kidney?

Patient: Yes , the other one works intermittently.

Doctor: Oh!! Ok ! Nice meeting you. Nurse, take him out please. Next!!

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it is good but too long

Posted by: esha   on 3/22/2012 at 12:25 AM
@esha , thanks for your honest comment.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 3/22/2012 at 8:19 AM
In fact I liked it...though its long it depends upon presenters, actors who can fix it in way to make comedy....puchnes and right time delivery of dialog

Posted by: Devaraj   on 4/1/2012 at 12:26 PM
@Devaraj, Thanks for reading the long script and taking time to write the encouraging comment. Much thanks.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 4/1/2012 at 2:47 PM
Can I use this?

Posted by: Di   on 4/6/2012 at 1:48 PM
@Di, yes please , just give the credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe". Thanks.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 4/6/2012 at 2:00 PM
nice script really liked it. probably will use it and credit it to you

Posted by: ameleonette   on 7/5/2012 at 10:26 AM
@ameleonette thanks.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 7/5/2012 at 11:59 AM
Can i use this, it's urgent and this script is too good!

Posted by: Kee Hiang   on 7/12/2012 at 3:10 AM
@Kee Hiang yes please , just give the credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe". Thanks.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 7/12/2012 at 6:35 AM
can u plz tell me name of 1 play which has more characters plz

Posted by: parth bansal   on 7/20/2012 at 7:22 AM
sir this script is very good.akhir kaar hmm hindustaniyon main hasin mazak koot-koot ke batha hua hai.

Posted by: Jaynee kumar   on 7/31/2012 at 6:12 AM
@Jaynee Bhai Mere , dhanyavaad, jai hind!!

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 7/31/2012 at 3:17 PM
I really like it! Do you mind if i use this script at the Probus christmas breakup?

Posted by: Jean McMeel   on 8/10/2012 at 9:38 PM
@Jean, thanks for your appreciation,yes please use it , just give the credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe".

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 8/10/2012 at 9:51 PM
Awesome ....gud

Posted by: Ajay Suresh   on 10/28/2012 at 1:58 AM
@Ajay Suresh Thanks.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 10/28/2012 at 8:50 PM
We are going to perform this. Thank you so much for this.

Posted by: shraddha   on 10/31/2012 at 6:44 AM
@shraddha thanks. please give credit for the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe Ebooks" if possible.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 10/31/2012 at 2:47 PM
Wow these plays are soo funny lol haha perfect for a show night.

Posted by: Newman   on 11/1/2012 at 4:01 PM
It's so...............true!!! Perfect for time and date.

Posted by: shoba sanal   on 11/8/2012 at 3:30 AM
Pape ji thanks a lot for your witty script. our colony children presented a skit on this and were well appreciated by the audience.Once again congrats! and ofcourse thanks too.

Posted by: Dinesh Kurup, NTPC Kayamkulam Kerala   on 11/25/2012 at 12:24 AM
@newman Thanks @shoba Thanks @Dinesh Thanks and appreciate your feedback

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 11/25/2012 at 10:27 AM
waw!! its great

Posted by: jack gorg   on 12/20/2012 at 2:00 AM
Can I use this in my school? it is awesome!!

Posted by: jason   on 6/2/2013 at 5:20 PM
@jason. Please feel free to use the script. Thanks.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 6/3/2013 at 8:57 AM
it might have been 6-7 characters

Posted by: k.dhinesh   on 7/9/2013 at 4:56 AM

Posted by: Vivian   on 8/14/2013 at 2:37 AM
@Vivian Thanks. You can use any of my scripts.

Posted by: Balle Kumar's Universe   on 8/14/2013 at 7:40 AM
Hello Kumar, your script is hilarious. Can I use it. Also, please leave a personal message if you want to work together with me. We can do wonders. Great stuff anyways. Dileep

Posted by: DK   on 9/10/2013 at 12:02 PM
@DK. You can use any of my scripts. Thanks. I will contact you later.

Posted by: Balle Kumar's Universe   on 9/10/2013 at 3:00 PM
Sure, anytime. Thanks Balle Kumar

Posted by: DK   on 9/17/2013 at 1:51 PM
this is great! Do you mind if i use this script for my assignment?

Posted by: looi    on 11/28/2013 at 9:05 AM
@looi Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 11/28/2013 at 12:03 PM
HI !!Balle Kumar's Universe ,, this script is very nice ... can i use it on youtube ,, we will give credit to you ,,,, and can u suggest me some more 3-5 minutes punches and suspense comedy ??? hoping your Early response !!

Posted by: Sadiq abbas   on 12/7/2013 at 1:11 PM
@Sadiq Abbas You can use any of my scripts.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 12/7/2013 at 10:47 PM
Hey may I use this for a forensics selection?

Posted by: Yendys   on 12/28/2013 at 10:45 AM
@Yendys Yes please.

Posted by: Balle Kumar's Universe   on 12/28/2013 at 8:09 PM
can I use your script?

Posted by: tony   on 7/15/2014 at 3:30 PM
@tony yes please

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 7/16/2014 at 6:25 AM
This made me laugh, I live in a country where you have free hospitals, but Private Hospitals is getting more and more attention. Can I use this in a show, If I credit you "Balle Kumar's Universe"

Posted by: Joanhs   on 7/27/2014 at 9:03 AM
May I use this in a highschool production? Also, may I add some dialogue between the two patients? I want to stretch this to 5 actors. 3 docs, and two patients. Is this okay?

Posted by: rashidawrites   on 10/2/2014 at 7:58 PM
@rashidawrites please feel free to use and modify any of my scripts.

Posted by: Balle Kumar   on 10/3/2014 at 10:41 AM
hi... Mr Balle Kumar..I like your skit script and I will ask permission in you to use your very much thankful if you agree my favor....

Posted by: jeshy sardon   on 11/27/2014 at 11:40 PM
hi... Mr Balle Kumar..I like your skit script and I will ask permission in you to use your very much thankful if you agree my favor....

Posted by: jeshy sardon   on 11/27/2014 at 11:40 PM
May I please use the script? Well written and funny :-)

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Posted by: Dr. Richard   on 9/6/2015 at 10:39 AM
Sir The script is good, can I use it for a play at school please?

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Posted by: Balle Kumar's Universe   on 10/31/2015 at 10:38 AM
hilarious play!!!!!can i use this script for my inter house play???

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