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GSH: Hello old people,school skippers, and people with no lives I’m tom tomson, we are here on location at the…….we’re going to take a quick commercial break
Billy Mays: HI I’M BILLY MAYS DO YOU NEED OXI-CLEAN?
GSH: On second thought we are back on location at the sizzler, I’m going on a date with(girl walks in)……..(to girl) what’s your name honey?
Girl: We’ve been dating for 5 months do you really need me to tell you?
GSH: So Danielle, what is your weight?
Girl: None of your damn buisness
GSH: Okay so what is your height?
Girl: Why do you need to know these things? Are you going to build a criminal profile with all my information in it?
GSH: So danielle, we are going to go to commercial, but when we come back I’m going to get us a table
Girl: What? You haven’t made reservations?
GSH: NO!!!! RESEVATIONS ARE LONG TERM COMMITMENTS!!
Girl: No they aren’t!
GSH: alright so this show is brought to you by……..
Random dude: (jingle begins) Eat at sizzler it’s radioactive it can make you FLY!!!(whispers) or die
GSH: Alrighty everybody we are back and danielle and I have just ordered a table
Girl: Yeah next to the bathroom because SOMEBODY didn’t get reservations
GSH: yes now we are going to look at the menu
Voice: What danielle doesn’t know is tom is only going to spend a certain amount of money on this date. Danielle has to guess what it is
Girl: um………. 40 dollars?(buzzer) 30 dollars?(buzzer) 20 dollars?(buzzer) I give up.
Voice: The correct response is…………….
GSH: We need to take another commercial break
Random person: (fast) GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!
Voice: And we are back, the amount of money tom is going to spend is…… nothing he’s not paying because you are.
Girl: WHAT?!?!?! Nobody told me that!
GSH: it was in the contract sweetheart
Girl: Don’t call me sweetheart
GSH: sure thing honey pie
Girl: okay well if you call me that I will call you short stack
GSH: I dare you, tootsiepop
Girl: You listen here, I don’t need a pet name and I don’t want one either. You are just a cheap person who talks weird
GSH: I was born with a condition that all current game show hosts have that make me talk like this. It’s called Game Show Host voice-illitess
Girl: Whatever let’s order(waiter walks in) I will have the well done steak
Waiter: Is prime ribs okay?
GSH: Hey I think I know you.Didn’t you used to work at TGI Tuesdays?
Waiter: Yeah but I got fired for making a customer get like breakdown
GSH: So he had a nervous breakdown?
Waiter: yeah he was really angry
GSH: Is aggravated okay?
Girl: Wait what is this game show called anyway
GSH: Oh this isn’t a game show it’s a reality show
Girl: what is it called?
GSH: Jersey Shore.
GSH & WAITER: FIST PUMP!!!!!!!(both start fist pumping)
Girl: I’ve had enough with this(starts to leave, stops) goddamn MTV (leaves)
GSH: (stops fist pumping) alright that’s all the time we have for today tune in tomorrow and watch me go on a date with snookie. Yes I know……… ew (resumes fist pumping)
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"It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you have to do is letting me know you're doing so, give me credit for it, and send me the link of the final cut!
Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot.
and i am sorry snooki. i doubt that's the real you though"
~ Morgan Fisher
||im sooo not eww i was a cheerleader when i was 17.. u knw some guys actually liked me..
Posted by: snooki
on 12/22/2010 at 6:06 PM
||i'm using this in a video and not mailing you the final thingie mibobber
Posted by: Selena Ardem
on 8/9/2011 at 6:03 PM
||Game show host goes on date is very nice article so that can be entertainment in this script.
Posted by: offshore banking
on 9/9/2011 at 4:54 AM
||Hey Morgan, can I also use this skit for my radio broadcast? I love it!!!
Posted by: Courtney
on 9/27/2011 at 6:42 AM
||wow another one this is even funner
Posted by: martin cephas
on 12/15/2011 at 11:57 PM
||This is great! My daughter has to submit a couple of skits for a pep rally and would love to use this one. She would also like to use The Waiter & The Customer and Grandparents Really Don't Get It. She will be more than happy to have her school give you the credit. Thank you!
Posted by: Carla Davis
on 3/1/2012 at 6:48 PM
||Why yes your daughter can use it :). And the other ones as well. I'm glad she wants to perform these. Tell her i said good luck and have fun!
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 3/1/2012 at 10:08 PM
||ur skits are great! i love how you tied your other script into this one xD
Posted by: Xiaoqi Li
on 3/4/2012 at 12:51 PM
||Hi, Morgan. This script is AMAZING. I was wondering if I could use this script in a competition I'm going to be in?
Posted by: Lyrikal Jenkins
on 4/4/2014 at 3:07 PM
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