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Waiter: Hi welcome, we like to make sure our customer is satisied here at TGI-
Customer: yeah that fine and dandy but I don't care, can I get a coke
Waiter: oh is pepsi okay
Customer: You know what I’ll just get a burger
Waiter: ribs okay
Customer: Just tell me where the restroom is
Waiter: Is bathroom okay?
Customer: Whatever just tell me where it is
Waiter: Okay you are going to take a left and the bathroom is on the right, unless you are sitting on the left side then the mens room is on the LEFT and the bathroom is on the right
Customer: let me speak to your manager
Waiter: Supervisor okay?
Supervisor: Is there a problem sir?
Customer: Yes this waiter has really been anoying me
waiter: Is pestering okay
Customer: See he won’t give me what I want
Waiter: Is what you need okay
Customer: See?
Supervisor: I can’t see but I have examined your perspective
Customer: I have been completely unsatisfied
Supervisor:that is unacceptable, here @ T.G.I Tuesday-
Customer: Wait I thought this was TGI Friday’s
Supervisor: Oh no we are their spin off TGI Tuesdays
Customer: okay I’ll just go to olive garden
Waiter: Is sizzler okay?
Customer: you know what yes it is okay
Waiter: Oh sorry it’s closed
Customer: (screams) I can’t take it anymore, I can’t have coke I have to have pepsi, I can’t have a burger I have to have ribs, I can’t use the bathroom I have to use the men’s room, I can’t even talk to the manager I have to settle for a supervisor?
Supervisor: hey I’m right here
Customer: I don’t care anymore I just want to eat, I’m going to mcdonalds
Waiter: is burger king okay
Customer: NO!!!!!!
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Author's Message "It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you have to do is letting me know you're doing so, give me credit for it, and send me the link of the final cut!
Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot."
~ Morgan Fisher
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Pretty good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts.
Posted by: discount supplements
on 9/25/2010 at 1:18 AM
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It's funny and to good. I like it . Irritating waiter is so nice by this waiter this gossip has rocked up
Posted by: Ishita
on 10/20/2010 at 2:50 PM
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You know what I found funny about it? I was once in a place like that! not quite like it but very very close. I felt identified, ja ja ja. Good job dude!
Posted by: Jeffrey_CR
on 11/10/2010 at 10:55 AM
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its Osum... wonderful thinking...keep it up
Posted by: anonymous
on 1/17/2011 at 6:42 AM
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This ish hillarious!!! i luv it!! Do you mind if me and my friends make a video using this script? I most likely wont post the video on youtube.
Posted by: Bieber4ev3r
on 3/3/2011 at 9:38 AM
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Hi, pretty good post with hilarious stuff . I realyy enjoyed reading your post. i must appreciate the co writer "Jhalen" for such exciting thoughts and putting it on paper.
Posted by: Order Levitra
on 4/9/2011 at 6:00 AM
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Order Levitra, how do you know what jhalen did?
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 4/9/2011 at 11:26 AM
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HI there, I was wondering if you would allow me to use this script for a youtube video I want to make? Of coarse you would be credited...let me know! :)
Posted by: sara
on 5/16/2011 at 9:13 AM
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yes, sara you may use my script
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 5/16/2011 at 3:26 PM
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can me and my friend plz use ur script 4 our video on youtube ... we will give credit 4 it
Posted by: may
on 5/28/2011 at 3:40 PM
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Go ahead, and have fun
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 5/28/2011 at 3:47 PM
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I lke it ^_^ do u thnk i'll be able to use it for a shrt vids some day??
Posted by: Cung
on 6/17/2011 at 5:03 PM
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Go ahead just give me credit
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 6/17/2011 at 5:57 PM
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Hi Morgan!
I was wondering if it would be possible for me to use your script in a scene?
Of course, credits will be given.
Posted by: jksc
on 8/18/2011 at 1:30 AM
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Of course you may :)
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 8/18/2011 at 11:27 PM
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You said that its not TGI Fridays its TGI Tuesdays but at the begining it says 'Welcome to TGI Fridays'
I would change that if i were you...
But in genral great script, clever content, good build up and good structure :)
Posted by: Flagmere
on 9/13/2011 at 3:29 PM
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I am going to make a video of this.
I WILL GIVE YOU FULLL CREDIT (:
Posted by: Christina Ralph
on 9/24/2011 at 9:25 PM
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Hey Morgan? Can I use your skit for a radio brodadcast that I have to do for a project? I will give you full credit. Thanks!
Posted by: Courtney Lay
on 9/26/2011 at 2:20 PM
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Go ahead, have fun Courtney, and you too Christina. And Flagmere I changed it a few days ago, thanks for noticing so i could correct that mistake :)
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 9/26/2011 at 2:54 PM
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this is funny and cool... may i use it for my drama proget... i will say its by you
Posted by: dezmond
on 10/4/2011 at 8:06 PM
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thanks they liked it.... thanks your the best... well in my opinion
Posted by: dezmond
on 10/10/2011 at 8:02 PM
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hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahah halarious keep on coming with them
Posted by: katie
on 10/11/2011 at 5:44 PM
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i like it . it was beautiful . but i can't under stud the roll of waiter.
Posted by: dhivyani
on 10/23/2011 at 9:34 AM
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Hi do you mind if i use the script for a video
Posted by: Jasmine
on 11/8/2011 at 12:14 AM
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im going to make the video do you mind if i use it????
Posted by: Jasmine
on 11/8/2011 at 12:23 AM
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Do u mind if i use u skit for a comedy night we are hosting at school? I'll give credit where credit is due :)
Posted by: Mariah Stewart
on 11/10/2011 at 7:51 PM
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Everybody can use this script if they give me credit :)
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 11/10/2011 at 7:59 PM
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Hi, can i use this ill give u credit? thx :)
Posted by: Ladee da da
on 11/10/2011 at 8:55 PM
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superb its really really very funny. i enjoyed it alot.
Posted by: bhavana
on 11/14/2011 at 4:29 AM
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dude u made me to laugh if its ok with you i'll like to use this for my up coming show called funny people the comedy u grt full credit if u have facebook add me martin cephas
Posted by: martin cephas
on 11/17/2011 at 2:09 AM
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:D I would be honored if you use my script for your show! I'll be sure to record it on TV. I won't be able to see it live because it's my sister's birthday, but i will absolutely watch it
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 11/17/2011 at 10:17 AM
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Morgan if you don't mind I would like to use this script. Funny stuff! Let me know and if you do give the info so you can see the final product.
Posted by: waveriderlive
on 12/6/2011 at 11:46 AM
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So I would love to use this for a talent show we will give you credit...... I can spell like this.... luv.... gr8.... get ;) hahahah what the heck?!?!?!? We loved it By the way :D
Posted by: Steph&Cody:D
on 12/15/2011 at 12:35 PM
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Sup Morgan i was wondering if i could use our script on a youtube tube video. and yes you will get credit for it beep if you agree.
Posted by: Mademen
on 12/16/2011 at 9:16 AM
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This is HILARIOUS!!!! LOL!!!!
I would LOVE to give u credit and use this on my radio show! :)
Musical Madness with D'zire eotmradio.com every other Wed 5pm PST
Thnks!!!
Posted by: D'zire
on 12/17/2011 at 6:20 PM
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Yes you may use this script Mademen, D'zire, and Steph&cody:D
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 12/17/2011 at 7:03 PM
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i can see how that would be annoying, intersting script though
Posted by: Ajcomical
on 2/1/2012 at 10:48 AM
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i'm auditioning for an acting career and i need to perform a scene with one other person, we were wondering if we could use this? there will be no video or audio recording of any form but i wantted to get the go ahead.
Posted by: trevor
on 2/19/2012 at 4:45 PM
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Yes you may use my script. I hope. You have fun and good luck
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 2/20/2012 at 12:51 PM
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Hey I was just wondering if I could use your script for my culinary arts project? There will not be a video or sound, but your name will be at the bottom of the script when I turn it in.
Posted by: antonio
on 3/22/2012 at 8:12 AM
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Please can I use your script for a school talent show if I give you credit.:-)
Posted by: Jas
on 4/21/2012 at 9:23 AM
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please let me know today because i need to practice with my friend tommorow;-(
Posted by: Jas
on 4/22/2012 at 8:37 AM
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Thankyou thats great im calling my friend right now!
Posted by: Jas
on 4/22/2012 at 2:39 PM
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Can I use this for a talent show
Posted by: guest
on 4/30/2012 at 2:27 PM
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can you let me know today
Posted by: guest
on 4/30/2012 at 2:37 PM
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oh and also I don't really comprehend the part with the mens room
Posted by: guest
on 4/30/2012 at 2:46 PM
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Yes you may guest. And you aren't really supposed to get the part with the men's room that's what makes it some what funny (or at least that's what we tried to do)
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 4/30/2012 at 3:12 PM
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but what is it. The talent show won't let me do it if it were inappropriate
Posted by: guest
on 4/30/2012 at 3:32 PM
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It's a bathroom. It's not inappropriate.
Posted by: Morgan Fisher
on 4/30/2012 at 5:11 PM
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thx
Posted by: guest
on 4/30/2012 at 5:33 PM
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