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The Waiter & The Customer
(1-1.5m)   by  Morgan Fisher
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Waiter: Hi welcome, we like to make sure our customer is satisied here at TGI-

Customer: yeah that's fine and dandy but I don't care. Can I get a coke?

Waiter: oh is pepsi okay?

Customer: You know what I’ll just get a burger.

Waiter: ribs okay?

Customer: Just tell me where the restroom is

Waiter: Is bathroom okay?

Customer: Whatever just tell me where it is

Waiter: Okay you are going to take a left and the bathroom is on the right, unless you are sitting on the left side then the mens room is on the LEFT and the bathroom is on the right

Customer: let me speak to your manager

Waiter: Supervisor okay?

Supervisor: Is there a problem sir?

Customer: Yes this waiter has really been anoying me

waiter: Is pestering okay

Customer: See he won’t give me what I want

Waiter: Is what you need okay

Customer: See?

Supervisor: I can’t see but I have examined your perspective

Customer: I have been completely unsatisfied

Supervisor: That is unacceptable, here at T.G.I Tuesday-

Customer: Wait I thought this was TGI Friday’s

Supervisor: Oh no we are their spin off TGI Tuesdays

Customer: okay I’ll just go to olive garden

Waiter: Is sizzler okay?

Customer: you know what yes it is okay

Waiter: Oh sorry it’s closed

Customer: (screams) I can’t take it anymore, I can’t have coke I have to have pepsi, I can’t have a burger I have to have ribs, I can’t use the bathroom I have to use the men’s room, I can’t even talk to the manager I have to settle for a supervisor?

Supervisor: hey I’m right here

Customer: I don’t care anymore I just want to eat, I’m going to mcdonalds

Waiter: is burger king okay

Customer: NO!!!!!!

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"It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you have to do is letting me know you're doing so, give me credit for it, and send me the link of the final cut!

Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot."
~ Morgan Fisher

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Comments (87)

Pretty good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts.

Posted by: discount supplements    on 9/25/2010 at 1:18 AM
It's funny and to good. I like it . Irritating waiter is so nice by this waiter this gossip has rocked up

Posted by: Ishita   on 10/20/2010 at 2:50 PM
You know what I found funny about it? I was once in a place like that! not quite like it but very very close. I felt identified, ja ja ja. Good job dude!

Posted by: Jeffrey_CR   on 11/10/2010 at 10:55 AM
its Osum... wonderful thinking...keep it up

Posted by: anonymous   on 1/17/2011 at 6:42 AM
This ish hillarious!!! i luv it!! Do you mind if me and my friends make a video using this script? I most likely wont post the video on youtube.

Posted by: Bieber4ev3r   on 3/3/2011 at 9:38 AM
Hi, pretty good post with hilarious stuff . I realyy enjoyed reading your post. i must appreciate the co writer "Jhalen" for such exciting thoughts and putting it on paper.

Posted by: Order Levitra   on 4/9/2011 at 6:00 AM
Order Levitra, how do you know what jhalen did?

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 4/9/2011 at 11:26 AM
HI there, I was wondering if you would allow me to use this script for a youtube video I want to make? Of coarse you would be credited...let me know! :)

Posted by: sara   on 5/16/2011 at 9:13 AM
yes, sara you may use my script

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 5/16/2011 at 3:26 PM
can me and my friend plz use ur script 4 our video on youtube ... we will give credit 4 it

Posted by: may    on 5/28/2011 at 3:40 PM
Go ahead, and have fun

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 5/28/2011 at 3:47 PM
I lke it ^_^ do u thnk i'll be able to use it for a shrt vids some day??

Posted by: Cung   on 6/17/2011 at 5:03 PM
Go ahead just give me credit

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 6/17/2011 at 5:57 PM
Hi Morgan! I was wondering if it would be possible for me to use your script in a scene? Of course, credits will be given.

Posted by: jksc   on 8/18/2011 at 1:30 AM
Of course you may :)

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 8/18/2011 at 11:27 PM
You said that its not TGI Fridays its TGI Tuesdays but at the begining it says 'Welcome to TGI Fridays' I would change that if i were you... But in genral great script, clever content, good build up and good structure :)

Posted by: Flagmere   on 9/13/2011 at 3:29 PM
I am going to make a video of this. I WILL GIVE YOU FULLL CREDIT (:

Posted by: Christina Ralph   on 9/24/2011 at 9:25 PM
Hey Morgan? Can I use your skit for a radio brodadcast that I have to do for a project? I will give you full credit. Thanks!

Posted by: Courtney Lay   on 9/26/2011 at 2:20 PM
Go ahead, have fun Courtney, and you too Christina. And Flagmere I changed it a few days ago, thanks for noticing so i could correct that mistake :)

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 9/26/2011 at 2:54 PM
this is funny and cool... may i use it for my drama proget... i will say its by you

Posted by: dezmond   on 10/4/2011 at 8:06 PM
Yeah go ahead

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 10/5/2011 at 1:58 AM
thanks they liked it.... thanks your the best... well in my opinion

Posted by: dezmond   on 10/10/2011 at 8:02 PM
hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahah halarious keep on coming with them

Posted by: katie   on 10/11/2011 at 5:44 PM
i like it . it was beautiful . but i can't under stud the roll of waiter.

Posted by: dhivyani   on 10/23/2011 at 9:34 AM
Hi do you mind if i use the script for a video

Posted by: Jasmine   on 11/8/2011 at 12:14 AM
im going to make the video do you mind if i use it????

Posted by: Jasmine   on 11/8/2011 at 12:23 AM
Do u mind if i use u skit for a comedy night we are hosting at school? I'll give credit where credit is due :)

Posted by: Mariah Stewart   on 11/10/2011 at 7:51 PM
Everybody can use this script if they give me credit :)

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 11/10/2011 at 7:59 PM
Hi, can i use this ill give u credit? thx :)

Posted by: Ladee da da   on 11/10/2011 at 8:55 PM
superb its really really very funny. i enjoyed it alot.

Posted by: bhavana   on 11/14/2011 at 4:29 AM
dude u made me to laugh if its ok with you i'll like to use this for my up coming show called funny people the comedy u grt full credit if u have facebook add me martin cephas

Posted by: martin cephas   on 11/17/2011 at 2:09 AM
:D I would be honored if you use my script for your show! I'll be sure to record it on TV. I won't be able to see it live because it's my sister's birthday, but i will absolutely watch it

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 11/17/2011 at 10:17 AM
Morgan if you don't mind I would like to use this script. Funny stuff! Let me know and if you do give the info so you can see the final product.

Posted by: waveriderlive   on 12/6/2011 at 11:46 AM
So I would love to use this for a talent show we will give you credit...... I can spell like this.... luv.... gr8.... get ;) hahahah what the heck?!?!?!? We loved it By the way :D

Posted by: Steph&Cody:D   on 12/15/2011 at 12:35 PM
Sup Morgan i was wondering if i could use our script on a youtube tube video. and yes you will get credit for it beep if you agree.

Posted by: Mademen   on 12/16/2011 at 9:16 AM
This is HILARIOUS!!!! LOL!!!! I would LOVE to give u credit and use this on my radio show! :) Musical Madness with D'zire every other Wed 5pm PST Thnks!!!

Posted by: D'zire   on 12/17/2011 at 6:20 PM
Yes you may use this script Mademen, D'zire, and Steph&cody:D

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 12/17/2011 at 7:03 PM
i can see how that would be annoying, intersting script though

Posted by: Ajcomical   on 2/1/2012 at 10:48 AM
i'm auditioning for an acting career and i need to perform a scene with one other person, we were wondering if we could use this? there will be no video or audio recording of any form but i wantted to get the go ahead.

Posted by: trevor   on 2/19/2012 at 4:45 PM
Yes you may use my script. I hope. You have fun and good luck

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 2/20/2012 at 12:51 PM
Hey I was just wondering if I could use your script for my culinary arts project? There will not be a video or sound, but your name will be at the bottom of the script when I turn it in.

Posted by: antonio   on 3/22/2012 at 8:12 AM
sure antonio

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 3/25/2012 at 11:16 PM
Please can I use your script for a school talent show if I give you credit.:-)

Posted by: Jas   on 4/21/2012 at 9:23 AM
please let me know today because i need to practice with my friend tommorow;-(

Posted by: Jas   on 4/22/2012 at 8:37 AM
Go ahead Jas

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 4/22/2012 at 10:02 AM
Thankyou thats great im calling my friend right now!

Posted by: Jas   on 4/22/2012 at 2:39 PM
Can I use this for a talent show

Posted by: guest   on 4/30/2012 at 2:27 PM
can you let me know today

Posted by: guest   on 4/30/2012 at 2:37 PM
oh and also I don't really comprehend the part with the mens room

Posted by: guest   on 4/30/2012 at 2:46 PM
Yes you may guest. And you aren't really supposed to get the part with the men's room that's what makes it some what funny (or at least that's what we tried to do)

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 4/30/2012 at 3:12 PM
but what is it. The talent show won't let me do it if it were inappropriate

Posted by: guest   on 4/30/2012 at 3:32 PM
It's a bathroom. It's not inappropriate.

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 4/30/2012 at 5:11 PM

Posted by: guest   on 4/30/2012 at 5:33 PM
kacharaaaaaaaa scripyt...................

Posted by: randyorton   on 5/19/2012 at 7:26 AM

Posted by: Kittu   on 5/25/2012 at 9:19 AM
dis was halarious good work

Posted by: madison gpmez (selena gomez sister)   on 6/18/2012 at 7:13 PM
can i use this for a audition it will have no video or audio??

Posted by: stealthyporkchop123   on 6/19/2012 at 10:36 AM
Hi, I really enjoyed reading your script and would love to use it in upcoming video recordings. I was wondering if I could use ma'am instead of sir in the script and I will definitely give you credit in my description and video!

Posted by: ShaquitaNichole   on 6/20/2012 at 8:27 PM
may i please use this skit for a talent show my youth group is doing?

Posted by: markau   on 9/17/2012 at 8:44 PM
Could My friends and i use this for our acting class?

Posted by: Shawn   on 9/19/2012 at 9:56 PM
Hi Morgan may I use this as a scipt for YouTube I'll give credits but how? Do I. (if you say yes) say scipt written by Morgan fisher?

Posted by: Fluffybunny20011   on 10/12/2012 at 9:06 AM
Yes that is fine.

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 10/13/2012 at 8:30 PM
Morgan, I'd like to use this script for a variety show at our fine arts school. Is that o.k. with you? I'll credit you.

Posted by: bgirl   on 10/23/2012 at 12:09 AM
Morgan we are having a talent show and would like to use your script as a short scene in the show. We will give your credit in the program, is this alright?

Posted by: JBang   on 10/25/2012 at 11:06 AM
very good and nice work

Posted by: vivek.s   on 12/11/2012 at 8:21 AM
hey this is amense!!! Please could i use this, I will change the script a bit and I may or may not put it on youtube. I will give you credit for writing it the original. (:

Posted by: Jamie louise   on 3/24/2013 at 2:25 PM
Can i use this cuz it is funny and i want to do it for the talent show so people can laugh.PLEASE

Posted by: gab mysterios   on 4/20/2013 at 7:13 PM
Go ahead. ANYBODY can use my scripts

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 4/21/2013 at 7:46 PM
Hi, this is amazing! Its the funniest on this site, its really funny! Can i use this script for a short film? I will credit you, ofcourse. I dont make any money on it, its just for fun :)

Posted by: Micheal Jensen   on 5/7/2013 at 10:41 AM
Hi, Morgan.I'm Jerrier, an English teacher from China. I love this script. It's hilarious.May I use it as classroom material for my students to perform? And, I really can't comprehend the part with the men's room. :(

Posted by: Jerrie   on 5/23/2013 at 12:18 AM
Can I use this script please? I will give you credit In my video. :)

Posted by: Mason   on 7/16/2013 at 12:26 AM
it was nice but i can't understand the point and the purpose of the waiter !!!

Posted by: shena mae   on 10/1/2013 at 11:38 PM
this is really funny XD can i please act it in my english interactive?. i would just use it in the class act it no video of it would be recorded :)

Posted by: Wala   on 12/2/2013 at 8:19 AM
We are using an adaptation of this for an audition video for my 2 friends will give credit.

Posted by: Amber McCormick   on 2/8/2014 at 11:23 AM
I loved this can I use it in my talent show

Posted by: lexi   on 11/9/2014 at 3:33 PM
I loved this can I use it in my talent show please

Posted by: lexi   on 11/9/2014 at 3:52 PM
Go ahead Lexi, have fun :)

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 11/10/2014 at 8:16 PM
Hi. My drama club students are trying some improv and we are going to break up our little "performance" with some fun skits! Can my students use this? They love it! :)

Posted by: Brandi Hulsey   on 5/5/2015 at 9:07 AM
I will give credit. hilarious!

Posted by: script   on 6/15/2015 at 2:45 PM
Hi, its being really amazing i loved it i am planning it for my school skite comepitition.Thanks for uploding it

Posted by: Aman Sharma   on 7/5/2015 at 8:28 AM
Hi, its being really amazing i loved it i am planning it for my school skite comepitition.Thanks for uploding it I ENJOYED IT

Posted by: Aman Sharma   on 7/5/2015 at 8:31 AM
This is amazing and really funny! I love it! Do you mind if me and my friend use this for our class drama presentation. We'll credit you for this amazing thing! Thanks please respond as soon as you can!

Posted by: Luwam   on 3/24/2016 at 9:17 PM
If you can please respond today or tomorrow because I need to practise the script for our presentation. Thanks and like I said it's really funny.

Posted by: Luwam   on 3/24/2016 at 9:21 PM
Go for it Luwam. Hope it goes well!

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 3/27/2016 at 4:14 PM
Do you mind if we add in lines? Because it's a little short. Please respond soon.

Posted by: Luwam   on 3/30/2016 at 9:29 AM
Like not much, just a few so it's enough for our drama presentation and we'll still give credit to you.

Posted by: Luwam   on 3/30/2016 at 9:47 PM
Yea, do what you want Luwam.

Posted by: Morgan Fisher   on 3/31/2016 at 1:05 AM

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