I've been unemployed for so long that has me listed as a cold case file ...

Tune: We're going to hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line.

By ominic Hoarty & Sam Hoarty & Neil Birchall

Series One

Episode One

Bob:  Hello?  Can I help you?

dad: son now that you are eighteen, its time we had a little talk.

mighty sheep of the sky, like a freshly whipped cream pie

Alex: *stares at Jimmy sleep* Q_Q Why are you still asleep?

if all the fish in the sea, were nubile young women


blood it gushed all over her toes

when first i saw his fiery eyes, they burned like the fires of hell