Now, when I was in school, I'm what's called a smart kid.
Mama Jan, I'm going to study now.
DRUNK GUY #1
Today was the the first day of my new job with an up and coming advertising company.
Have you ever heard of scratch?
*Person walks onto scene, a blank expression on their face.*
Actor walks into the Optometry office. Mildy excited for new glasses.
INT. WHITE HOUSE ROOM - DAY
This improv game (created by me) is called Not funny.
*Phone rings*
Anne: *answers phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Anna!
