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Gambino Crime Kit™
“You see the aliens needed my piss to get their space ship goin' again” he said.
The other day I was doing some research, nothin’ crazy, just trying to figure out what ho
Mrs. Davis: Okay class……..please open up your books and turn to page 123….
RESTAURANT CRITIC
By Colton Toews
(FLORIST stands behind a checkout counter. FEMALE CUSTOMER approaches them.)
Alice: That doesn’t look like a Mac-double.
Mick: What?
Have you ever called someone on the phone? What am I saying, of course you have!
You know how we all read stories about how we are gonna colonize mars and stuff in the near futur
