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“You see the aliens needed my piss to get their space ship goin' again” he said.

The other day I was doing some research, nothin’ crazy, just trying to figure out what ho

Mrs. Davis:   Okay class……..please open up your books and turn to page 123….


By Colton Toews

(FLORIST stands behind a checkout counter. FEMALE CUSTOMER approaches them.)

Alice:  That doesn’t look like a Mac-double.

Mick:  What?

Have you ever called someone on the phone? What am I saying, of course you have!

You know how we all read stories about how we are gonna colonize mars and stuff in the near futur