my heart is heavy waiting for your love

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

(2.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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to every town and village, every nook and cranny

calling all young maids, I'm sure there's many

get a writing straight away, if you like the country and romance

for i have thirty six acres in Leitrim, and two in my pants

i need a strong woman to keep me satisfied

someone has to pull the plow, since the oxen died

you'll have no time for furrowed brow, you'll be busy plowing furrows

and when the work is done we'll be as one, I'll ferret your love burrows

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

waiting for some love, swear I'll fit you like a glove

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

 

you'll get yourself a non smoking catholic who drinks socially

a pillar of the church and the community

if you're not fertile you should be worried

my last wife was barren and fatally slurried

now I'm far from perfect, i have highs and lows

in breeding has ravaged me, but who needs a nose

got most of my fingers, and some of my toes

half my dead twin is still attached, so i have to wear loose clothes

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

come and get your fill, of my spermatic drill

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

 

you'll have to meet my mother, sister and first wife

for shes a special person so important in my life

if you get her blessing, I'll be buzzing like a bee

I;ll kill the fatted chicken, and we'll have it for our tea

then we will all retire to the big old family bed

watch father with the younger ones, that have yet to be bled

yes take a chance to make a life, with a country boy

leave your city attitudes, you know you want to try

need you to bear me a heir, old ways are obsolete

these days we only practice on cousins and families

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

my poor old scrotum, is propping up a totem

my heart is heavy waiting for your love

 

 

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farmers are a hardy breed, so a good strong woman is required

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2.5m Comedy Skits - my heart is heavy waiting for your love