0500 hours, a general wakes his students up and calls them for duty
Sergeant: Form a line like in a buffet
(Solders make line)
Sergeant: Good. Today, I wanted to do something special. I think we should go to battle with the British!
Sergeant: What seems to be wrong with you?
Solider 1: We've already fought the British over 70 times already!
Sergeant: Don't you wanna make it 71?
Solder 1: No sir
Sergeant: Fine not the British! How about the Russians?
Sergeant: NOW WHAT?
Solider 2: Russians have already tried to battle us
Sergeant: And your point is?
Solider 1: We don't wanna battle them!
Sergeant: Ok then! Instead of Russians..... AHA! Germans
Solider 3: Remember the agreement?
Sergeant: Fine! Africans!
Solider 1: (Racist joke) No they have more to deal with
Sergeant: Fine! Americans!
Sergeant: You wanna fight the Americans?
Solider 1: YES!
Sergeant: Fine! Let's go!
Soilders: Yeah! (Gets guns out and shoots sergeant)
Solider 1: You walked into that one bud
A couple sees the shooting happening
Wife: Should we do something about it?
Husband: Naw. They can deal with it themselves
End of skit