Animal Testing Song

Animal Testing Song

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer

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a old koala and a dog were joined by a tabby cat to reminisce about the old days and generally chew the fat
they talked of their past nightmares their years of living hell
when they worked for Andrex˜Kittensoft and Cushelle

taken when they were young from their mothers milk
gleaming coats of non stick fur just as smooth as silk
now pariahs in their neighbourhood from their past they're never free
it will never quite be wiped from their memories

thought they were going to be a guide dog or do ads for Kitekat
maybe meet David Attenborough or something nice like that
they reached their destination cried out mama mia
as these small absorbent creatures said hello to diarrhea
the lab is a cruel place animals are abused
giraffes are used as guinea pigs for high heel shoes
mice are given acne chimps test razor blades
guinea pigs are used as guinea pigs to test full blown aids
but these poor souls sympathized with koala dog and cat
a pig with lipstick was heard to say I'm glad I don't do that
they pleaded with the testers put shampoo in our eyes
make us smoke cigarettes inject us with dyes
the pleading was to no avail their lust for life it wilted
when they heard the words three ply soft and quilted
for them it was no bean fest to see who gets you cleanest
their work as young hygienists shows us at our meanest

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Author's Message

think it would be a nice song if it had a tune or someone could be bothered to sing it



Submitted by Ajiah (not verified) on Sat, 01/07/2017 - 10:07
This is so dumb! I'm trying to find a play and I cant find anything!
Submitted by gritt brewer (not verified) on Sat, 01/07/2017 - 10:19
have no idea what your comment means but thanks anyway

1.5m Comedy Skits - Animal Testing Song