The GPS Life Partner

The GPS Life Partner

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Scene takes place in various car dashboards and is in the commercial format:

Announcer:˜Your GPS voice is more than a technological gadget.˜Let it become a partner, guiding you thru information and directions on a daily basis.˜Isn't it important he or she speaks your language?

Introducing the GPS˜LIfe Partner! Select from hundreds of personality types and dialects such as :

Loving Wife:˜

Man sits in car, starts car and voice begins:˜

"Hi Honey, have a great day.˜I'm fixing your favorite meal tonite, chicken pesto pasta.˜Don't forget to pick up your drycleaning on the way home.˜Love you"

Man shrugs shoulders with indifference and drives off

Sexy Girlfriend:

Man sits in car, starts car and voice begins:

Hi Big Boy, How is my hunk of man doing today.˜Take me for a ride...Take me for a wild ride......

Man starts nodding head in sexy thought mode.

Co-Dependent Girlfriend

What would I ever do without you?˜You tell me where you want to go and how to get there"

Man shakes head back and forth and says under his breath "Im going to dump you before Christmas"

Nagging Wife:

Man Sits in car and voice begins:

It figures you won't even stop to ask directions. Who knows when you will ever get where you are going without me?˜Will you please please please fix that drip in the faucet that has been leaking for three years? Three years!˜How pathetic is that???

Man mutters with frown,"nag, nag, nag , nag"

The Momma's boy Momma

Man sits in car and voice begins:

Good morning my sweet boy.˜Why don't you drive over to my house on the way home from work and I'll feed your poor, deprived stomach some˜of my home cooking since your wife doesnt have it in her to be the˜wife she should be....

Man smiles childlike smile

Domineering Husband:

Girl gets in car, starts engine and hears:

"You better come˜straight home...Don't make me check your cell phone˜texts and I˜don't want to hear that you˜got tied up at work or a girlfriend needed you".

Girl stiffens up in panic mode.

Gangsta:

Woman˜gets into car and hears

"Turn Right Biotch"

Ungrateful Bratty Kids:

Mom gets in car and turns it on

"Mom, Mom Mom Im talking to you Mom you promised˜you would buy me a new˜IPod and I havent gotten˜it yet...Mom Mom Mom Mom"

Teenage Girl Driver Kit

Sixteen year old girl gets into car:

High Pitched Voice "Hi, this is Justin Bieber, Lets kick it at the clubs!

Life Partner:

Man gets in and starts up car and hears voice

"You're park bathroom or mine"

Man gets GIANT smile

Announcer:˜So make your GPS your life partner and let it tell you what you want to hear and be who you want it to be!!

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Submitted by Ben Woodberry (not verified) on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 13:10
Hahahha, this is pretty good. I'm a freshman in high school and we have to write something like this for our Improv class. My script was similar to this - a toilet seat that puts itself up and down, which could save marraiges. xD Anyways, keep up the funny!
Submitted by audrey (not verified) on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 16:11
not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JonKohan on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:50
cool idea but it would have been better if each GPS voice gave directions in the voice it was for. Example: Nagging Wife: Why didn't you turn left when I told you? You never turn when I tell you. Are you ever gonna make the turn, I mean you have had the turn singal on for the last four blocks. Are you even listening to me. Now you did do that for a few but others were just totall random making no sense. Now with that being said, this is just my opinion. As Ben Woodberry's comment went, he thought it was good an enjoyed it. Keep on writing and good luck.
Submitted by Latte (not verified) on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 13:52
I agree with Jon Kohan. That would be hilarious. But the general idea of this is pretty good.
Submitted by Erika (not verified) on Tue, 04/07/2015 - 02:39
This is a good but done a lot already. Not your fault. If you still want to use it knowing that, I would take the advice of the poster, remove a LOT of it (people get it right away and to keep banging them over the head with multiple examples gets painful). Take a look at this hilarious clip I posted n my channel of someone who took this same premise and blew doors with it: https://youtu.be/Hi9GS-F6-Bw

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