lady/cow killer

lady/cow killer

(2.5m)   by gritt brewer
 

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shot four hundred a day, wished it could be more

he sure loved to slaughter, king of the killing floor

he sure thrilled the ladies, with tales of his feats

courted them with offal, to make them real sweet

hell, what a technique, it was pure class

he'd say remember good offal, gets you a offal good lass

be begging to be with me, for some prime kidney

you get a nice piece of skirt, for a nice piece of skirt

the way to her heart, is a nice piece of heart

how can you fail, with the best of oxtail

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sing a song of love, of chocolates and flowers

of fluffy puppy dogs, and sunny summer showers

a candle light dinner, by a moonlit river

with soft piano sounds, and steaming fresh liver

 

he was truly a king, blood was his thing

everyday a new groupie, and a new fling

shoot something for me, his new girl would scream

and some beast would get it, to realize her dream

her blood lust sated, her face coiled in ecstasy

another carcass to conquer, real easy meat

hell what a technique, it was pure class

he'd say remember good offal, gets you a offal good lass

they'll be plenty of tongue, for a nice piece of tongue

some pancreas will get you a fine piece of ass

intestines like fine wines, ensure you're never declined

for with entrails, you can't fail to pick up females

 

he killed in a frenzy, cattle, pigs, and sheep

he loved to see bodies piled in great heaps

a animal assassin, and a lady killer too

he'd always make sure they had plenty to chew

set their lips a smoking, with a scorching hot kiss

thawed many icy hearts this love arsonist

a pyromaniac of passion, just what a woman desires

a eternal flame of lustiness, instigator of bush fires

hell what a technique, it was pure class

he'd say remember good offal, gets you a offal good lass

you get real good head, for the best of sweet bread

who needs a red rose, when you can court with pigs toes

nothing drives them madder, than some quality bladder

and they're ripe for the taking, if its tripe that you're making

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dedicated to a chap called Sean who introduced himself to a friend of mine, hi I'm Sean and I shoot cattle in Rathdowney

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2.5m Comedy Skits - lady/cow killer