baglady song

baglady song

(2m)   by gritt brewer
 

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saw you on the dance floor, you seemed to have good groove

you were dancing in your handbag, oh so very aloof

young men tried to climb in, you gave them short shrift

repelled all intruders, reminiscent of Rorkes Drift

i ventured over and offered you some cheese

said nice to meet you, have you got any hobbies

yeah we hit it off, but there was a snag

you would'nt climb out of your big old disco bag

afterwards i cried that bag is your jailer

as the crane lifted it on the trailer

Latrinus you have me in straits oh so very dire

for you are the baglady, i desperately desire

but I'm scared even now my fair Latrinus

that big old is gonna come between us

 

even though you had me under your thumb

you would'nt leave your inner sanctum

tried to break in, for my heart was on fire

was ripped to shreds on your dammed barbed wire

thought getting you a course of therapy

was supposed to be my master strategy

you left the bag, that much is true

i wept when you turned up in that portaloo

Latrinus you have me in straits, oh so very dire

you are a woman in a tiolet, that i do desire

but I'm scared even now my fair Latrinus

that mobile shitter is going to come between us

 

oh let me in, i shouted and i raged

dammed sign on the door said you were engaged

a nightly vigil, spent outside your lavatory

saying honey flush once, if you still love me

i wore her down, she agreed to come out

i could'nt help myself, with joy i jumped about

i hugged myself, for being a hell of a charmer

could have cried when you came out in a suit of armour

Latrinus you have me in straits, oh so very dire

you're a woman in a suit of armour, that i do desire

but I'm not as scared as i was, my fair Latrinus

for now there's only a tin opener between us

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they say you should never ask a agoraphobic out

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2m Comedy Skits - baglady song