Mad Man 1:Do you think that we exists?
Mad Man 2:Yes as a matter of fact we do.
Mad Man 1:How do you know that?
Mad Man 2:Because I can see and feel myself and you.
Mad Man 1:So whatever you can't see or feel doesn exist.
Mad Man 2:No it does. I mean I know we exist.
Mad Man 1:Are you sure?
Mad Man 2:Yes. But why are you asking me this?
Mad Man 1:Look when I got up I had this feeling I don't exist.
Mad Man 2:You do then who is this talking to me.
Mad Man 1:I don't know. But I do get it that if I am talking to you then I do exist.
Mad Man 2:But this contradicts what the doctors say?
Mad Man 1:Why?
Mad Man 2:See my mother talks to me but the doctors say she is dead.
Mad Man 1:Yes and I see a unicorn and the doctors say that I am mad.
Mad Man 2:So may be you don't exist.
Mad Man 1:Then that means that even if I don't exist I am able to talk.
Mad Man 2:Yes.
Mad Man 1:And I am able to walk, sleep and do all other things.
Mad Man 2:Yes just like my mother does.
Mad Man 1:So I don't exist and I still am like a person who exists.
Mad Man 2:Me too, I also feel I don't exist.
Mad Man 1:So if we really don't exist, then we are dead.
Mad Man 2:Then where are our bodies?
Mad Man 1:The hospital must have buried them.
Mad Man 2:So what are we?
Mad Man 1:May me souls.
Mad Man 2:So we should be able to pass through these walls.
Mad Man 1:May be this is not earth, this is some place else where the same restrictions as of earth are applied.
Mad Man 2:So you mean to say we are in heaven or hell and yet we are in the mental asylum.
Mad Man 1:Yes.
Mad Man 2:It means that death didn't change anything.
Mad Man 1:Nothing , really.
Mad Man 2:If nothing changed the process should be reversible.
Mad Man 1:You mean to say that we can be alive again
Mad Man 2:Yes.
Mad Man 1:But how?
Mad Man 2:I don't know.
Mad Man 1:May be if we sleep again. We would be alive when we wake up.
Mad Man 2:Or may be we are having a wrong assumption. We might be alive and sleeping might end us beign dead.
Mad Man 1:How do you verify that we are dead?
Mad Man 2:It is easier than verifying that we are alive.
Mad Man 1:How?
Mad Man 2:You can only die once.
Mad Man 1:Right.
Mad Man 2:So we try to kill each other and so if we end up dieing again then we existed.
Mad Man 1:And if we are not able to kill each other then we are already dead.
Mad Man 2:Yes, lets strangle each other.
Mad Man 1:Yes but these barbs dont allow our hands to reach other.
Mad Man 2:Why is there no freedom in mental asylum?
Mad Man 1:Tyrants.
Mad Man 2:People change by love not by force.
Mad Man 1:If they think we exists
