Son: Mom, what have you cooked today?
Mom: What you always wanted?
Son: Pasta!
Mom: No.
Son: Then what?
Mom: Fried Rice!
Son: I don't like fried rice!
Mom: Yes you do!
Son: No. You don't know what I like!
Mom: You like fried rice and that’s what I have cooked!
Son: I want pizza.
Mom: Sure. After you have eaten all the fried rice, I will get you pizza!
Son: No, I want pizza. I don't want to eat fried rice.
Mom: OK. How about Pasta? You like pasta right!
Son: Yes!
Mom: So finish up this fried rice quickly and then on the weekend I will cook pasta for you!
Son: No I want pasta now!
Mom: Yes I will get you pasta now but before that you need to eat your favorite fried rice!
Son: I want to eat pasta and not fried rice!
Mom: Too bad I was going to order pizza now! But since you want to eat pasta, you will have to wait till Sunday!
Son: Why are you doing this?
Mom: I am doing this for you! I don't eat fried rice, I already ate pizza. I just cooked it for you!
Son: But I don't like fried rice. I hate it!
Mom: This is cooked by me. You like my cooking, don't you!
Son: Yes, but I don't like fried rice!
Mom: What is wrong with fried rice?
Son: I just don't like it!
Mom: Try it, it tastes like pasta!
Son: Don't lie to me!
Mom: Mothers don't lie, son! Only fathers do!
Son: I want to have pizza now!
Mom: Just now you said you want pasta. Make up your mind!
Son: I want pizza!
Mom: OK. But now the shops would be closed. You could have said it earlier and your Mom would have got you!
Son: I want pasta!
Mom: If the shops are closed then how can I get you pasta!
Son: OK. Give me fried rice!
Mom: But you don't like fried rice. I don't want you to do things that you don't like to do!
Son: I am hungry! Just give me anything!
Mom: Woh! Woh! Don't be rude to your Mom! You will have to eat steamed broccoli if you do that!
Son: Mom please, just give me fried rice!
Mom: Now this looks familiar!
Son: What?
Mom: This is how I request you to do your homework every day! Don't I?
Son: Yes Mommy!
Mom: And do you do your homework?
Son: From today I will do it!
Mom: OK! I have cooked pasta; go have it if the dog has not eaten it already!
