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Mother and Daughter
Daughter: Hey mom. May I have some money like about $100?
Mother: Do I look like I grow money out of my pockets?
Daughter: Yeah,its called having a job.
Mother: Then get one
Daughter: How can I if no one gonna hire a 12 year old?
Mother: That's not my problem.
Daughter: Yes it is because your the one gave birth to me,so can you give me $100 now.
Mother: Another question, Does it look like we grow money from a tree?
Daughter: Yes because money is paper and paper came from trees, so yes money does grow from trees.